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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Sunday, May 2, 2021

SUNDAY #4512

 One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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For years I struggled to recreate my grandmother's recipes till I discovered that "tablespoon" in her recipe book didn't actually mean tablespoon but referred to this random goddamn spoon she had in her kitchen & all the other measurements had similar logic.


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FUN WITH LANGUAGE


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200 million dollars from Jeff Bezos.

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The first letter of a sentence is always capital.

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"Done to Death" comes to mind.

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I completely understand why the Spanish Flu was rarely if ever mentioned in 1920s literature and art. I do not want to watch any TV shows/movies or read a single novel about this fucking covid-19 time.


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MIGHTY CLOSE CALLS


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After several views, I now think the semi is being towed.

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Why wouldn't he just take it over to the grassy area and wait for the train to pass?

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It almost missed the Klansman standing behind the pole.

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At the time of posting they still hadn't found the person who did that.

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Did you notice the arm flapper on the right?

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I can't shake the fact that Harry Potter could’ve been the Messi of quidditch but decided to be a cop instead.


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SERIOUSLY FOLKS


This guy...

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This is true!

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A friend of mine is a mountain biker. He once flew off the trail and broke his collar bone - which is very painful. He had to carry his bike miles back to his car. That's just one reason I don't do that.

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Again I have to ask - Why is that being filmed at that exact moment? Are they filming a movie maybe?

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I'm thinking that it's harder to build it that way than level and plumb.

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Hail: Nature's Defoliant

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This is my wife dragging me out of Lowe's.

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Okay, that was worthless so try this do-it-yourself tidbit...

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Revenge of the log

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"Put me in the game, coach."

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Find Three Differences


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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Puzzle Time: there are more than three differences.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous is right - Red nugget at top right, string on blue box, 2 green bits right of blue box, yellow bit left of lemons.
Raul

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