One Of My Very Own
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I asked my wife what she wanted for dinner and she said “not a burned quesadilla” because in the summer of 1989 I overcooked one side of her quesadilla.
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Not my wife. We took a two month's road trip through Europe with only one backpack each.
Every few days my wife would visit a laundromat while I visited a bar.
That's also how I feel about sane people and no-maskers and normal human beings and anti-vaccers.
I am torn on this whole matter, but I do know that white people who resist arrest or try to escape aren't killed as often as black people. Further, resisting arrest is not a capital offense.
"Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit."
"I'm going to eat everything but his boots."
(It's titled: "Polar bears can't count".)
And yet it's still there.
I bet I'm going to hear some very good stories about zoom meetings.
There may be unforeseen consequences of us pulling out of Afghanistan but it's been long enough. Time to come home.
What about the ED? Ethics and design or education and dance?
I either didn't know that or I forgot.
That's fucking sick!
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My wife was born a female. She identifies as a female. But according to that huge bag of peanuts M&Ms, she's a family of four.
WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT
To house his car collection. Neato.
Am I the only one?
Which side would you have been on?
My wife has this benign spot on her arm. Kind of looks like Batman doesn't it?
I notice stuff like that all the time.
And that stupid sumbitch was allowed to breed over and over and over again. That balloon has a better pullout game than he does.
My wife would do that if she ran out of Peanut M&Ms.
Women and physics.
And, yes, they got it out uninjured.
BOOKSHELF TOYBOX UPDATE
I've completed about half of the required "books".
But I have plenty of blanks to go.
^^B11^^
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Not saying my wife's attention span is short but there was a 26-second clip of never-before-seen footage from the surface of another planet and at the 10-second mark she was like “I think I get it” and went back to her peanut M&Ms.
WORKERS OF THE WORLD
You could be a writer.
I remember my first Selectric. I remember thinking that it couldn't get any easier than that.
You could be a celebratee.
This is Sonny Bono.
This is Sonny Bono's wife.
Died in a skiing accident- hit a tree
I talked to a drop dead beautiful young woman who worked as a stewardess on a charter jet used often by celebratees. She said that Sonny Bono was the worse passenger she had ever had on any of her planes.
A Physical Therapist
A River Guide
Lots of animals are like that. They seem slow until they have a reason to go fast.
Prime Minister must be a nice gig.
Ah, Italy.
A wildlife photographer must do a whole bunch of waiting and watching.
Test driving is probably boring but at least you get to spend all day sitting on your ass.
Built between 1916 and 1923, the Lingotto building in Turin, Italy was once the home of a Fiat factory and assembly line. The building was the brainchild of Italian engineer Giacomo Mattè-Trucco and was one of the first buildings of its size to rely heavily on reinforced concrete.
What makes this building quite unique though is its unusual roof design. Yes, what you see right there is a testing track right on top of the building. This track was used to test cars once they came off the assembly line.
Even professional fighter need to stay humble.
Climbing Walls
How women do it.
How men do it.
A photographer needs to know all the tricks.
Novedoso diseño
Mechanical Engineering
Couldn't you just lift it up to gain access? That's how you can get in a sliding glass door.
Rocket Man
Ship Captain
Rich Person
That reminded me of this...
Inventor
This 10-foot solar-powered umbrella blocks the sun and lights the night with LEDs.
Graphic Designer
Demons souls animated cover
Laborer
Always choose the right tool for the job.
Cyclist
I need help with this one. I'm assuming that is a cattle guard, but the bars look too far apart to allow a car to traverse it. Is there something I don't know?
Model Maker
Printing a medieval castle a meter high (10 days)
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Those teachers who yelled that “Wikipedia wasn’t a reliable source” every day are now sharing vaccine conspiracy theories on Facebook.
NOTE: That's a rather lame cartoon but I pledged to post every deserted island I find.
A CARTOONIST HAS DIED
I actually remember this one...
Now what's wrong? I'm using the goddamned coaster.
Let's end with a joke a contributor sent me:
Scarlett Johansson and some guy were the only survivors of a shipwreck.
They didn't know each other before the shipwreck, but he did know who she was.
In the beginning it was hard, but as time passed, this guy learned how to provide food and shelter, he started taking care of her, and eventually, she started caring about him...after all, there wasn't anybody else on the island.
He eventually built a cabin, had a functioning automatic potable water supply, and all sorts of little clever commodities, all done to make her life easier. It was the most effort any man had ever done for her, and all the hard work made him very fit, she noticed this.
One night after some wildlife attacked and he defended her successfully, getting a few cuts in the process, she threw herself at him and they made love. After that, they were for all intents and purposes a couple with an above regular sex life.
But for some reason he started drifting away, something was bothering him. And she noticed.
“What's wrong?" Scarlett Johansson asked, "Nothing.." the guy would say.
She pestered him for a while eventually saying she would do ANYTHING he needed or wanted to make him feel good again, just because she really cared for him a lot, and even if he wasn't asking, she felt it was the least she owed it to him.
"Really?, you'll do anything I'd like?"
"Yes," she said "anything!"
"Ok, first i want you to take off you toga and get into this pair of work jeans that somehow washed on the shore."
"Ok..."
"Now put this shirt on please, but first, "tape" your boobs so they are flat". “wha... ok, l said I'd do anything," she said lovingly.
“Ok, now, take this hat and wear it, but tuck your hair under it."
She was rather confused, but none the less she wanted to make him happy so she tucked her hair under the hat.
"Now I'd like for you to grab this piece of soot and paint yourself a beard and a mustache."
“Ok... if this is what you want," she muttered.
"Now, please, put on these sunglasses, and start walking down the beach. I'l catch up to you in a bit", he said a bit excited.
She started walking... Wondering... doubting herself.. very confused about what had just happened, maybe it wasn't her, maybe it was him. Suddenly the guy grabs her by her shoulder turns her around and says: "DUDE!!! You won't believe who I've been fucking for the past 6 months!"
7 comments:
Puzzle Time: I'm going to guess regal. It's the only word that can't be used as a verb.
...soooo I'm guessing the problem is she doesn't share her peanut m&m's?
Puzzle time
Short - all other words make a word when spelled backwards
Trohs is a word. It's when you try to throw trash out you car window but it blows back in.
B5: Tree hugger
Raul
I've loved watching the progress of you bookshelf toybox. Great idea and it looks better all the time. In lieu of a color printer, is there a way you could add color with paint or pens?
Raul
Bookshelf Toy Box - Color abound.
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