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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Tuesday, September 14, 2021

TUESDAY #4647

 One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: 

ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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PONDERABLES


Don't be stupid on purpose.

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Shit like that is what happens when you mix religion and politics.

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I would like to thank all you Gentle Readers for allowing me to share your day.

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Wow, imagine living in a country that would do such a thing.

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I mentioned that a few days ago. Some people simply can't afford to evacuate.

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I'm always distrustful of politicians who are constantly asking for more and more money. And remember, your donations to build the wall did not go to build the wall, and the money to Stop the Steal did not go to challenging votes, and any money sent to reelect the last president does not have to be spent for that.

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Every art lesson I taught was open-ended meaning I would teach a skill then what the student did with that new skill was up to them which by definition couldn't be judged "wrong".

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A large group of humans is called a fuck that.


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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR 

GOES A LONG WAY


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*MNBT

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Everything I know about love I learned from the Venus flytrap.


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WOULD YOU JUST 

LOOK AT THAT


I've seen this on several sites and still don't know if it's real.

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This dog is a Disney Princess...

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Sisyphus Tree?

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Instant Legend

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Amateur.

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I bet that is delicious.

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No one is in denial more than a parent who brings a book to the pool.


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MACHINES, VEHICLES, AND GIZMOS


Ladder Lift

Toward the end of my career, I could have used one of those to lift me.

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How very unique.

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The Shitspreader 3000

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Water bridge Pontcysyllte Aqueduct, Llangollen, United Kingdom.

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Waters rising, Artem Chapeye


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That's a fucking SWORD!

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Explain that to your insurance rep.

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DEAR SPREADNECKS



But...








Please watch this clip.

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It's working!

And before you ask if I'm willing to pay a little more for my food to finance this - YES!


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Now THAT is situational awareness!

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Between major murals, I was asked to paint the back of a new bar to look like a "Crystal Cavern". The wall faced the main campus of the university so it was a pretty big deal.

I went to talk to the guy and his budget was so low I designed this simplest way to paint the wall and told him that he would have to change the name of his bar from Crystal Cavern to Rainbows. He agreed.

I managed to drink free for over a year.



3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Puzzle time: arrange four sticks to make a zero and place in numerator. Use one stick for the division bar. Put last stick in denominator.

0/1 = 0

I suppose one could argue we could flip the equation, as 1/0 is undefined.

Anonymous said...

No number. Public service announcement section.

The real secret to soft-boiled eggs is steam.
Boil 1 inch (25mm) water.
Place eggs in pot.
Cover for 6 minutes.
Run under cool water until egg can be handled comfortably.
Serve immediately.

Robin said...

C7 - I was curious so did a search on 'news reader quits on air' and found what I wanted right away. The lady's name is Charlo Greene. Best bit is she was reporting on a story about the Alaska Cannabis Club, a medical marijuana organization. Turns out she was the founder and owner.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlo_Greene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoMtLCmNj0I

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