One Of My Very Own
EMAIL: ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com
Yes, I am calling you a liar. He opted for homeopathy over proven medicine because he is a "critic thinker".
THINK ABOUTS
And that is why you shouldn't fuck animals...also think HIV.
A textbook example of reptilian brain power...
Or just read it in captions...
That man truly believes he is superior to me.
This could be a game-changer in a really bad way.
And the .1% were funded by big oil.
Me advocating affordable college DOES NOT mean I want to lower the standards of admission. Maybe students need to complete basic classes in a tech school for their first year before being allowed into a four-year degree program.
Get it?
My daughter told me to go put on an Elsa cape (from frozen) and when I told her I didn’t have one she said very threateningly “Well then you’d better get one”. It’s like I’m raising a little Disney-obsessed Tony Soprano.
AMUSEMENT
Maybe yes, maybe no. But no parent weighs the joy of parenthood against lost wages. It's just absurd to compare the two.
My wife does that!
I've known people who bought art from Walmart...ART!!! However, Waffle House cooks up a fine breakfast.
Think Vietnam.
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The man who ruined the once noble Republican Party.
HAHAHABANANAHA!
Spent the day at the zoo watching animal parents sleeping. Currently building a cage around my house.
YOU DESERVE SOME WHOLESOMENESS
He looks like he enjoys his job.
Normal fish disturbing the bioluminescent algae?
Without even being taught.
That's me when I find onion in my gravy.
Sumbitch sews better than my wife.
Every Southerner has spent hours doing this...
But we used two hands in this position...
As children, we imagined such things as these...
Over an open fire - nothing better.
A very special Special Olympics moment...
That looks so very, very dangerous...but so artfully accomplished.
That thing did all that work for a seed. A SEED!
DANCING IS A WONDERFUL ACTIVITY
Is that supposed to be sexy?
"Milkshakes bring the boys to the yard."
Keep your eye on the guy in the yellow shirt...
Those are the perfect segue to the next section...
And lastly, there's this guy...
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Interviewer: Can you explain the gap in your resume?
English teacher: I’m sure I CAN, yes
Interviewer: *sigh* MAY you explain the gap on your resume
English teacher: Of course. No one would hire me because I’m condescending.
AND AWRY WE GO
BUT BEWARE ON WHAT YOU DANCE
*That guy looks like my young nephew, Jim Reed.
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She was sabotaged!
Yet another example of breaking a fall with a face.
BEWARE THE ROPE SWING
"Oh, God, give me a sign that I need to diet..."
She might want to work on that grip strength.
The woman who just slipped off her shoes.
Abandoned collection of over 175 classic cars in North London
That looks like a lost inheritance to me.
That looks exceptional fluid to me.
She's presenting.
Why you should chock your wheels.
At least he had the wherewithal to jump before it gained too much speed.
The luckiest egg on the farm...
Egress denied he had to leave the egg behind.
Wouldn't it be a hoot to amass all the sick stories like this from the Bible but set them in the present and try to get it published as a children's book!
3 comments:
A4: You're more than welcome in the U.K, Ralph but I have to warn You the weather is SHIT!
A12: I can hardly wait, too. Hubble was a triumph for human achievement and This fucker will blow our minds.
B9: Serial killers should not have any TV time devoted to them and should not be revered.
C3: Most evolutionary traits have a duel-purpose and I'm guessing that them horns are nature's way of telling You to get the fuck out of here. hahaha
Your blog used to be one of the best because it steered clear of politics; it is now one of the worst since it has become a politics/ important issue collection.
Dear Non-political Anon, I'm sorry I have disappointed you. It's just that I get very angry when a bunch of Nazis tried to overthrow my government. It's a weakness of mine.
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