One Of My Very Own
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This is actual footage of the tornado ripping through the Amazon warehouse in Edwardsville, Ill.
Or this one...
PONDERABLES
How did we allow this to happen?
*Shouldn't have to explain what 5.48% means.
That doesn't stop him from thinking he's the second coming of Einstein and bringing up his fake online IQ test at every opportunity.
I knew a guy who bragged about being a member of Mensa. Come to find out for years he took countless Mensa tests until he passed one.
My school records say I have an IQ of 125. I think it was a result of me being really good at spatial problems at a young age.
READ THAT AGAIN!
How would you define a cultist?
So few people understand that the more people who get sick the more opportunity the virus has to mutate. One of these mutations might kill us all.
The American Redneck
This male human is white, under or uneducated, of European ancestry, Christian, Southern, straight, works with his hands, drinks in excess, likes to kill animals with expensive weaponry, and only hangs out with people who think exactly as he thinks.
He is absolutely convinced that his favorite college team, pro team, truck brand, etc,
is the best in the world and nothing can change his mind. He believes he lives in the best city, in the best state, and in the best country in the world.
"Opinionated" doesn't come close to describing this guy because he thinks that his opinion IS a fact.
And as you have probably surmised, he is not very smart.
He, of course, votes straight Republican.
Fact: You are more likely to be killed by a guy wearing a T-shirt with a wolf on it than an actual wolf.
I identified all of them but these three. Anybody?
FUN WITH LANGUAGE
Incredibly disappointed to discover that those are two separate programs.
I was born a male and identify as a male but according to Stouffer's Lasagna, I'm a family of 4.
WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT
Yeah, the cow does it and it's cute. I do the same thing and I'm banned from the beach forever.
The man found an abandoned parrot egg and decided to try to raise a chick.
Boy, did that end too quickly.
"Step" ladder's got somewhere to be...
Read this online:
My television roles include “Fleeing Suspect” on Season 3 of Cops and “Jubilant Non-Father” on Season 7 of the Maury Povich Show.
When he was in college, my friend, Rupert, acted in a series of law enforcement training films. Years later he was pulled over for speeding and the Highway Patrolman looked in the window and screamed, "You're fleeing felon!" He was let off with a warning.
Rick Charles high dive record 1985
My wife taught her niece some of her dance moves...
A longer clip of that dramatic lava flow I showed you last week...
She's the one on the left...
When I was young I was stupid but after many years of trying my very best, I am no longer young.
AND AWRY WE GO
Down Low! Too Slow!
The worst feeling ever is driving over a bag and not seeing it in your rearview.
Is that true?
How not to fry a turkey
I've taken the liberty of pulling up a tutorial from Youtube.
I thought the cleverest tip was to put the turkey in the empty pot then add water until the turkey was covered. Then you take out the turkey and the remaining water tells you how much oil you will need.
There are many reasons I wouldn't do that but one is that she is being taught that it's okay to approach alligators.
And here we have a woman teaching a toddler that it's okay to crawl into the oven.
Don't do that.
A spat, a cat, a near miss, and a kiss...
Can't believe how much time my parents spent teaching me what sounds barnyard animals make. I have never needed that information as an adult.
CLEVERNESS ABOUNDS
My friend showed me that any environment could be made to look appealing with that stock sky used in those postcards.
If that's not true it ought to be.
Any bakers out there?
The real reason for supply chain problems...
How to feed birds and birdwatch at the same time...
Think about it. You have a captive audience who have time to kill. Might as well let them learn something that could be lifesaving.
She does this for a living.
Hole repair
I asked my sister to do that for me. I suggested she use a cigarette and burn holes to decorate. Maybe put some stitchery around the buttonholes, etc. She went hog wild.
She made me wear this silly shit for an entire family reunion.
I never wore it again. But I did hang it in a place where I was forced to look at it every single day to remind me to give more careful instructions in the future.
Steampunk prosthetic hand with mechanical grip patterns
I tuck my pinkie under my glass also.
Then there this asshole...
And here in SC, I pay higher premiums because we are some of the worse drivers in the country.
A few days ago I wrote: "No thoughts and prayers, please. Send nudes." Well, an avid viewer came through for me.
Those are some beautiful feet.
11 comments:
Is that true?
^^D3^^
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shark_Arm_case
In reference to the "who ordered the apple", the one in the middle of the three is William Tell.
I.Q. tests are scored differently. I've taken two. One was scored with a 50 being average I.Q. and the other was 100 being average.
I liked it better when you just posted GIF's and not videos. JMHO
Who ordered the apple?
That is William Tell and son.
^^E6^^ It'd be a good idea to wear a bib or better yet a full apron while wearing that hat. Birds will shit while they're eating.
Dear JMHO,
I post the MP4s when the file is too large to turn into a GIF. Also, I post MP4s when the video needs sound which GIFs won't allow.
Would you please tell me specifically what you dislike about the MP4s? I'm not sure what I can do about it but I will try.
RH
^^7^^
I've seen this car many, many times over the years, and have talked with the owner. This car (or an equally decorated predecessor) pre-existed Trump's reign by many years. If you read all the information on the car, you will discover that although there are Founding father, conservative, libertarian and anti vax stuff, 90% of the commentary on her car is about her insistence on the right to smoke cigars and cigarettes. Hardly cult behavior.
Dear Fardygardy,
I Googled "Trump decorated cars" and there are hundreds of examples...just sayin'.
RH
The Judgement of Paris was a beauty contest between the goddesses Aphrodite, Hera and Athena with a golden apple as the prize. I am guessing that the Greek couple are Paris and one of the goddesses
I like the MP4s better than the img.ur gifs except I wish you didn't have to click them twice to play them.
Raul
Dear Raul,
It's a burden we must all bear.
RH
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