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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Thursday, December 16, 2021

THURSDAY #4740

 One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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NEAT PLACES I WILL 

NEVER EVER VISIT


At the beginning of the mating season...
Path tamped down by millions of little feet...
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If you've never lived in a very flat you can't imagine how boring it is.
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No, the other one.

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If you agree to do this always check to see if your husband has increased your life insurance...

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"Sorry. We have a mask policy."

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In India (or any other place with a high snake index) I think every citizen should be encouraged to wear an anti-venom pen around their neck.

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"What the fuck was that?"

- dog in the backyard probably

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Can an Ob/Gyn tell who does kegel? I mean do they look at certain vaginas and go, "Wow, this thing is ripped!"

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OBJECTS OF INTEREST


Here's a longer clip of that mysterious lamp I posted weeks ago.

From that, I learned it had an oil reservoir in the inner tank.

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If I owned one I would never stop looking at it.

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I'm going to assume that AAA would make a disc that would take you all the way to your destination.

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I'm assuming that was photographed from a microscope.

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Cute...but did you find a Heart of Stone?

Here's a hint...
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Lego people live in houses made of their own flesh.

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THAT WHICH IS SELDOM SEEN


Could it be that there's a body of water out the window?

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At first, I thought they were on the median but now I'm leaning toward them being on a flat-bed truck bed.

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I blame the contractor who made that even possible.

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The cute way the British say "Bless you" after you sneeze.

Sound on...

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1970s men's fashion

HA! The sheep look like that mural I painted.

The 70s was the age of discovery...

And...

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Try explaining this to a TSA agent.

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"What kind of tattoo do you want?"

"Just give me the smörgåsbord...all over."

"A little bit of everything coming up."

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That is what an infestation looks like.

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You can tell what was the best year of your father's life because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.

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ABSURD WORDERY


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I Googled 'Poop Sock' and now I'm ready for an asteroid to destroy every goddamn one of us. Thanks, Google.

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THAT'S MY GO-TO PICKUP LINE!!!

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They said this on CNN...

And they knew exactly what they are doing.

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That is factual and effective...I did my research.

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McDonald's tricked us into cleaning off our own tables and then didn't reduce the prices to cover their windfall profits from all the employees who were fired.

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It is getting kind of out of hand don't you think?

But what is the guy next to him doing?


Speaking of...

*MNBT

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The rednecks I grew up with don't realize they are now on Roscoe and Boss Hogg's team.

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FOOD FOR THOUGHT


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The fact that the cameraman didn't so much as flinch indicates it's faked.

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"You hit a WHAT?!"

- insurance agent probably   
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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

C1: look more closely. That's not a window.

Anonymous said...

Puzzle Time:
B - Child's smile is different

Anonymous said...

B: The little girl has a cleft in her chin.
Towanda

Anonymous said...

A8 snakes: "...every citizen should wear an anti-venom pen around their neck".
are you serious? That stuff costs thousands of dollars per vial.


B5 glass beach: "photographed from a microscope"...can I ask what prompted you to make such an assessment? Its clearly glass marbles on sand/rock.

https://www.beachcombingmagazine.com/blogs/news/sea-marbles-holy-grail-of-the-beach

btw the link above has the same pic

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