SATURDAY #4784

 One Of My Very Own

Let's try that again...

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EMAIL: ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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And before you racist pigs start ranting about quotas, just remember that America had a strict quota system for 150 years - all candidates had to be white males.

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The Nazi playbook states that you must accuse the other side of doing exactly what you yourself are doing.

We now know who the real election thieves were.

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This should scare the shit out of every American who thinks voting is an excellent way to choose our leaders.

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FUN WITH LANGUAGE

Yep, that's the new me.

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*Viewer Contribution

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*MNBT

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Soon after marrying, the wife and I went to one of the few remaining drive-ins and there were two teenagers in the car next to us butt naked in the front passenger seat. The girl was straddling the guy and giving him a real workout. As I watched the girl looked over at me and smiled...SMILED!

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A course review for the class my daughter taught read in part: "And the professor is smokin' hot!"

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*Devine beings do a lot of table flipping.

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A pretty good segue to the next section.

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You know you are old when you start saying 'Back in my day' unironically.

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NO FUN LANGUAGE

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NOTE: Feel free to scroll past this section. 

It is a bit of a downer.

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 SURE, THINGS MAY SUCK NOW, BUT AT LEAST IT'S NOT AS BAD AS IT WILL BE SOON. 

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Willful ignorance is winning out over science, logic, facts, and reality. It’s bizarre to watch.

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Folio Olio comment:

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Weeks later...

*Yes, I strongly suggest you pray and pray and pray for her.

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Never ask a woman her age.

A man his salary,

Or  Britain how they got so many artifacts in their museums.

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THE HUMAN MENAGERIE

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Having given up beer and cigarettes I can honestly state that the smokes were by far the hardest.

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*"Can you please fucking not." - The Lorax.

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Aaron Rodgers is the spitting image of that guy from Fargo.

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They could have legitimately had sex without tarnishing NASA's reputation.

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One of these men is in great peril. 

Where does the danger originate?

A. The can.

B. The glass door.

C. The other man.

D. The door on the left.

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Bonus points:

Gas

Liquid

Animal

Human

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B. The glass door. Animal.

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Fire and alcohol DO NOT mix.

As a former bar owner, I would blame these two men...

They are the ones who served those lunatics the alcohol which removed all inhibitions. They should not have allowed the prank to continue.

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My daughter told me that the only reason she got a Ph.D. was that when her packages arrive she can say, "Just what the doctor ordered."

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OBJECTS OF INTEREST

I like that hot sauce on my Chinese takeout but over time it seems the hotness has diminished. 

Is that normal?

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Well, do something about it! You have the power. Use it.

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150-year-old corner piano

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If you were wondering what I want for Christmas.

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Amazing Luxor Temple, Egypt. 

I still find it amazing that they allow those millions of sweaty hands to touch those year after year.

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Human hair used to save trees

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Imagine a cereal so bad that two scoops of raisins made it better.

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*I had a doctor tell me that most doctors will declare anyone an alcoholic if they drink one more drink than they do.

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VEHICLES

Remember I'm the guy who put the BMW disc on the front of his electric cart. When people ask I tell them it's a prototype.

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Does anyone care to explain that to me?

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Remember this?

I couldn't tell if the light was red or green.

But with vehicles traveling at such high speeds, it would be easy for the van driver to misjudge their intersecting time.

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That works with water also...

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I would have lost the bet on possible outcomes on this one...

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It's that special time of year again.

That thing looks very loud.

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One of the greatest planes to ever take to the sky.

Why they call it a SpitFire...

Short exhaust and high-octane fuel...or so I'm told.

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Train, Snow, and Idiots

I've seen that before and each time I wonder just what those people thought was going to happen.

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Very fast model boat

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Road Rage...I guess?

-sound on-

I couldn't figure out what he's so pissed off about. Of course, I don't hear all that well.

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The best-laid plans...

As a middle child with an older brother, I know exactly how that happened.

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A plastic car body on a jet ski?

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WTF???

It was a stuntman set up this way...

And lastly...

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Even the dog is laughing at her.

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