MONDAY #4807

One Of My Very Own

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Said to be Russian forces less than 2 miles from the Ukrainian border.

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WORDS FORMING SENTENCES

A true national treasure.

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*I thought every American just assumed that they were being spied on.

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Other people have already given that a great deal of thought...

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When will they ever learn...Oh, when will they ever learn?

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I know it's hard for you young people to believe but my life has gotten better with age.

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Think about the genius of Russia inventing the whole 5G, chips in the vaccine, masks are bad, Dems eat babies, etc. that has turned our country into the laughing stock of the world.

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My wife likes resting a laundry basket against her hip like a long-suffering shawl-draped peasant woman wandering the moors and wondering if she'll survive the winter.

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I wouldn't give a shit about religion if religion would stop fucking with gays, banning books, prohibiting abortions, etc.

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THE FEATS OF OTHERS

I had a friend who was a ballerina who did residencies in schools. She started off just like this first clip with showing the children how she prepared.

Then she showed them her warmup exercises...

That young woman had a freak accident that ruined her career as a dancer.

There was a freak ice storm in South Carolina and she put a large pot of water on the stove to warm. But she left it too long and it was boiling. As she made her way down her front steps she slipped and that boiling water somehow ended up inside her rubber boot. And by the time she could get the boot removed her foot was fucked.

These next images are of "normal" ballerina feet.

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I wrote about such things just the other day.

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Brilliant.

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Notice how those huge gears ensure they stay synchronized.

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A pro at work...

A not so pro at work...

I think that is his idea of a resignation letter.

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Bee Lady

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Gym Wheel Guru

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OSHA Nightmare

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A bossy man goes into a bar and orders everyone a round.

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FOR AMUSEMENT ONLY

This is a forced perspective. 

He isn't actually that big.

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BrokeBobsled Mountain Luge

When a lie gets out of hand, an Olympic winter sport is born.

"Oh, honey, I'm so glad you're home! Bruce and I were just ... uh ... practicing the new 2 man luge ... right, Bruce?"

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There seems to be a lot of that going around...

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During this year's Olympics they delight in giving you endless facts like these:

He's the only Nigerian in the games.

He's the oldest skier.

She has won more medals than any other mother.

He's the only medal winner to wear a size 10 1/2 shoe.

 She's the only person ever to win a silver medal after skipping breakfast.

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It is mimicking my wife at an all-you-can-eat buffet.

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My wife's weed guy making a delivery to our house.

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He looks like my dog watching me eat.

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At least he's wearing a hard hat

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That is the way they looked at me when I used to fill my foreskin with tequila and offered them a free shot.

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I'm thinking the cat did it first and then the human did it.

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Gym Silliness

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Gym Silliness #2

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Hockey Cam Fun

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White People and Spicy Food

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Chicken Prep in the Park

I haven't a fucking clue.

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Segal Embarrassing Himself

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Speaking of...

The Self Defense Lesson

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"This is against my HIPAA Law."

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The Dog and the Cooch

-sound on...listen carefully-

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Had that dream again where I'm a pterodactyl but can't fly too well and all the other pterodactyls call me a "terrible dactyl" and dinosaur-laughed at me.

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GET LEARNT

Just Two Simple Muscle Exercises Can Help Reduce Dizziness When Standing Up

These are simple, effective, and cost-free interventions that patients can use to prevent their dizziness. It's thought that dizziness when standing is caused by an opening of the blood vessels, triggered by the process of standing up. What these exercises might be doing, then, is counteracting that response, and the researchers say the two exercises could also be used in tandem.

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Farewell letter from trapped coal miner 1902.

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Do you know how these got their name?

Escaping slaves use to throw balls of fried cornmeal out to distract the hounds from tracking them. The hounds stopped barking and tracking thanks to the cornmeal which later adopted the name “hushpuppies”.

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Two different pictures of the stairs of death at Mauthausen Concentration Camp

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FUCK NAZIS

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Against all odds, this tiny mammoth survived the ice age.

Carved in woolly mammoth ivory using flint tools 35,000 years ago, it was discovered in 2007 in the post-excavation spoil at Vogelherd Cave 70 years after the original archaeological excavations.

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So, somebody decided to sift through the big pile of debris again and found that. I bet after that discovery there's a lot of re-sifting going on.

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Mongol Mounted Archers

Notice how their horses are smaller than western horses and the saddles are farther forward to put weight over the legs.

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A necromancer who doesn't know they are a necromancer and thinks they are just a really good EMT.

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SNOW STUFF

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Guess what made these unusual tracks.

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It looks like everybody is walking away from Poland.

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In the animal kingdom that's called "presenting".

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