One Of My Very Own
Again...
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FOR AMUSEMENT ONLY
*I don't know, man, people will suck dick for both.
Princess Di was so beautiful in glasses.
My wife laughs because I'm funny. I laugh because she is laughing.
*True.
NAUGHTY BITS
“Damn - how does it feel being less responsible than dad's secretary?”
The best part of grocery shopping is seeing what kind of fucked up new shit the psychos at Oreos have come up with.
THE HUMAN CONDITION
And...
They all surprised grandma for her 70th birthday at Disneyland
A member of the sports team that survived a plane crash on a mountain and was forced to eat the dead was being interviewed and the host mistakenly referred to them as a soccer team. The player corrected, "Rugby team. Had we been soccer players we would have all died."
I used to like ads on TV so I had time to pee and get another beer. But now that I can pause at will I hate them.
Well, my wife can. She says that all her bumper stickers and shit are spreading awareness.
Or the variation on the Air Jordan...
You can separate the believers from the atheists by how they read that sign.
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I think the defining characteristic of religion is fucking with people who do anything differently than them.
But in the youth there is hope...
But what I forgot for a while is that we greatly outnumber the cultists.
If you don't read my comments then you have no idea how many times I'm called a Communist.
Here's an example:
It's not capitalism when a group with power hordes the wealth, it's an oligarchy"
In Venezuala, China, Cuba etc., the wealth is distributed even more unevenly, and political arrangements prevent anyone outside the nomenclatura from ever catching up; they are communist societies so what on earth are you talking about. Typical spoilt brat yank who won't recognise when he has a great society.
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So, to clarify - I hate the Communist system. It is fatally flawed and simply can't work.
But that DOES NOT mean that Capitalism is flawless.
Besides “life is short” what's another line I can use before making bad decisions?
OBJECTS OF INTEREST
They had plenty of those when I was growing up. We would pop the cap and drink from the bottle while it was still in the machine.
And this type was even easier. We would just pop the cap and let the contents flow into a cup.
US cavalry soldiers pose in front of a tree known as the "Grizzly Giant" 1900.
Notice the famous visitor in the center?
The tree still stands.
But it seems to have been damaged in some way.
Yeah, some people say that was fake. I bet they also think this is fake...
It was stated that he bought this at a garage sale. That one is as large as the one my buddy found in a four feet deep South Carolina stream hundreds of miles from the ocean.
Gigante y Albina
Ice Boat
Hahahabananaha!
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Out of the mouths of babes.
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6 comments:
Live fast, die young, left a beautiful widow
JNR
That big tree was damaged in the 2015 California 'Rough fires', that burned 151,623 acres. Glad to see it survived. :)
puzzle : rocks on the sleepers by the rails
Dear Inchworm, I commend you, sir. I had to ask the creator for assistance.
RH
C13: The sign was intentional. Below is from their website.
It’s Not a Typo
There is an intentional ambiguity embedded in the expression GODISNOWHERE. There are (at least) two ways of reading it. “God is now here” refers to the familiar concept found in Christianity - God’s omnipresence. God is near, close, even everywhere.
“God is nowhere” can be said to refer to the experience of God’s absence. A less familiar concept, but nonetheless as central to Christianity as God’s “immanence”. Jesus’ cry on the Cross, “My God, why have you forsaken me?” points to this ambiguity
Dear C13 Anon, Thank you for clarifying that for us.
As I read the passage "My God, why have you forsaken me?" there are only two possibilities: 1. God the father did, in fact, forsake his own son, or 2: Jesus was mistaken.
I think both of those belie the infallibility clause at the heart of Christianity.
RH
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