WENESDAY #4844

 One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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THE RUSSIAN CLUSTERFUCK

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READ ALL ABOUT IT

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"Give me boots to lick or give me death."

I am flummoxed that with problems like Civil forfeiture conservatives pick mask-wearing to protest. With wars without congressional approval, they choose vaccine mandates to scream against. And not a peep from them that deep-pocket donors sway most of our elections.

Choose your battle carefully.

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He should have asked one of the millions of electric car drivers if that is a problem.

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That is my wife's exact reaction...

...to such things as this...

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I'm 'I once had a computer room in my house' years old.

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*I've lost a lot of girlfriends for the exact same reason.

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I just fired myself from cleaning my studio. I don't like my attitude and I got caught drinking on the job.

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WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT

Smoker vs non-smoker.

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Unintentional optical illusion

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Ghost sculpture in the castle of Vezio, Italy.

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Time to get a refund on those anger management sessions.

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I stood up under a similar sign in Alaska.

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Okay, maybe the camera has a clear lens protector and it mirrors the owl.

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I have spilled more paint than most people have applied. And in that case, I would blame myself for not warning the new guy.

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I do that constantly.

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I love the smell of freshly brewed coffee in the morning but even more, I love the sound of no one talking to me while I drink it.

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I don't think most women realize how handsome my wife says I am.

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GET LEARNT

The person who owned that house no own no property. The property line begins at the high water mark so he's fucked.

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Do you think this makes the moon look large or small?

I would say large. Think how long it would take me to drive from my house to California.

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Modern tomato vs one grown from a 150-year-old seed.

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Who writes headlines like that?!?

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How a camel climbs a dune.

You learn something new every damn day.

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Chinese explorer Zheng's ship vs Columbus's ship.

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Fish Cannon

Now Fun With Fish Cannon...

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Woodchopping Made Easier

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A panoramic view from the surface of Mars was captured by the Curiosity rover.

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I used to sign off all my work emails with "Should you have any questions please don't. Hesitate to ask."

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I consider page 2 of Google results the dark web.

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MIDWEEK SILLINESS

I like the way she just holds it there like "What happened?"

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This guy makes me smile.

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Funny in a Schadenfreude sort of way.

Today we learn that water has weight. Tune in next time!

 Concussion protocol in effect.

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Pay attention...

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And not to be outdone...

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Flour Mixing Tutorial

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Joint Mishap

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Nose Song

-sound on-

Talent like that should not go unrewarded.

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