TUESDAY #4864

One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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WAR NEWS

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Must be a Trump fan.

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Read that again. Please.

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-sound on-

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Dying is easy.

Living is hard.

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Do any of you know how to delete the caption and make it look like the tractors are pulling tanks?

I just thought it was too good of an opportunity to let pass.

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WORDS FORMING SENTENCES 

Don't try that in Texas.

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Do not be anxious about anything, but in every situation, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your requests to God.

*Let me know how that works out for you.

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I used to say that all the time when I wanted a beer but now it's literally a fact.

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Why wouldn't they mount the 3 backward so it looks more like an E?

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My wife has already picked out the sweatpants she will be wearing on New Year's Eve.

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I have paid for my house so don't ask me to come out. I'm at home getting my money's worth.

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PEOPLE 

The odd juxtaposition of his license plate and his gesture.

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I read that this procedure does not lengthen the neck but rather it deforms the collar bones. The vertebrae in her neck stay the same.

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*I haven't a clue.

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Is there nothing that women won't do to try to look more beautiful? And as a side note, she looks absolutely miserable.

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Mata Hari, the archetype of the seductive female spy, was a professional dancer and mistress who became a spy for France during World War I. 

Suspected of being a double agent, she was executed in 1917 under charges of espionage for Germany.

Margaretha Geertruida (Griet) Zelle. 

Dutch chick.

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In America, with film evidence like that, he would be set for life.

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Dress for the slide not the ride.

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*MNBT

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Singing Grandma

-sound on-

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I'm still tired from yesterday's tired. Today isn't looking so good and I've already used up tomorrow's tired.

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My wife dropped her iPhone in the toilet so she fished it out and desperately yelled "Siri I dropped you in the toilet what do I do," and Siri replied "Debbie, you have 28 events in April. That's a lot." And then she died.

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PLACES 

I'm not sure I completely understand that.

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There are probably molecules of one of those Jeeps in the Toyota that you're driving.

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That should be named: 

"Have your lawyer call my lawyer".

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So do you lean far out the window to change the tanks? And why not mount them right next to the window?

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There's always someone who doesn't learn from quality cinema...

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How windy was it?

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A proud tradition that they have carried on to this day.

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This took me much, much too long.

Here's a hint as to its oddness.

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A Rather Unique Demolition

Did you notice the fire? I'm thinking grain dust.

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Florida man tied his boat off to a drawbridge

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I used to see the sunrise because I like to party. Now I see the sunrise because I have to pee.

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Remember, if you are a Jr. your mother has probably moaned your name during sex.

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THINGS 

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Cutting copper wire looks like a fluid.

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How wonderful.

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The Repair Shop: A amazing restoration of a 1937 kids Cooker That Really Cooks.

SOURCE

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Hot dog bun French toast - a real treat around my house.

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Meteor Shower, Nagpur, India

The way the fragments keep up with the mother unit.

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Volume UP! This B-2 low pass is LOUD!

-sound on-

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Filmmaking Tricks

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Fun With a Greenscreen Dress

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Plant Growth

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Wild Ride

Does anyone know how that is powered?

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For Christmas, I got a "dry clean only"sweater that is about to learn a harsh truth about living with me.

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Do aliens exist?

Does the Pope shit in the woods?

Exactly. None of us know.

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CREATURES GREAT AND SMALL 

The king surveying his realm.

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I was once commissioned to paint a mural of a Revolutionary War scene depicting the Hessian Tarleton riding a horse with a saber raised. I asked the mayor if he knew where I could photograph a model riding a horse and he said that he had a horse and he knew where he could get a sword and he would model for me. When we got to the pasture he said that he had not ridden this horse in a long time and he might have to "break it again". I asked what that meant and he showed me. After a long time of not being ridden that horse did not like it and more or less had to be bullied into submission.

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I wonder if the driver of that elephant did that on purpose.

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It is not about the size of the goose in the fight it is about the size of the fight in the goose.

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The specialized feet that these things must be extraordinary.

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Have you ever wondered how they practice for this?

Well, they have a model.

And as far as I can ascertain horses have a lot of asshole problems.

The horses pay extra for it - so you know, £20 is £20.

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It’s Shedding Time Again

That is what you get for owning a dog that was bred to live in snow.

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Nicknamed "ice bears" these Grizzly bears in the Yukon delay their hibernation into early winter for the opportunity to feed on the late chum salmon migration.

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Confused Cow

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Shooting Animals

My brother hunted anything that could be hunted in Alaska. Then he traded in his rifle for a long lens camera telling me that if you put the crosshairs of the camera lens on it he could've killed it but preferred just to take a photograph.

The event that spurred my brother's transformation was a kill shot on a mountain goat from one mountainside across to another mountainside. It was a clean shot but then he had to make his way down one mountain, across the river, and up the other mountain to where the kill lay. Then he and his partner had to haul that sheep out of the wilderness and that took more work than he was willing to ever do again.

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