One Of My Very Own
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STOP THE MADNESS
In movies when spaceships encounter other spaceships the other ship is always "right side up" but there is no "up" in space.
Batman could lose all of his powers with just one IRS audit.
PONDERABLES
Fuck Putin.
So we live in a world where Captain Underpants is as bad as talking about the Holocaust?
Piazza Affari, Milan - a thousand yellow helmets against bureaucracy
Palazzo Mezzanotte, headquarters of the Milan Stock Exchange, woke up surrounded by a thousand yellow construction helmets positioned in a circle, symbolizing the vortex in which harassment is dragging the Italian construction sector. After the 'Day of Anger' in February, the construction world returns to the streets. Also present at the event was the president of Confindustria, Giorgio Squinzi: "As an entrepreneur and as a citizen I feel like one of you", he said. For months, construction companies have been asking for urgent and targeted interventions for the sector that is in serious condition. The associations presented the list of 100 harassments, collected in recent months by way of example, that professionals, companies, and operators in the sector encounter daily in their work.
Paris, 1920
Look at the shape of those beautiful lips.
That reminds me of the TV news anchor asking me what my favorite part of mural painting and I replied, "Photographing them after I've finished". I wanted to say cashing the check but I didn't want to come across as crass. I further expounded that each mural tries very hard to make me look like a fool and I have to fight it every day so that it doesn't get its way.
We called that ledge the "Back of the backseat" and it was deemed an honor to ride on it. True.
I guess that's one way to pay off student loans.
What someone like Mr. Clapton would call mistakes I call making the very best predictions on available data.
Take the streamlining of cars. The engineers didn't make a mistake with the boxy design, they just didn't know better. Once more and better data was advanced then their solutions were refined.
More specifically, we were told to wipe down all our surfaces and products brought into our homes because that was the method for combatting previous pathogens but when they discovered that they can't live on surfaces but a very short time they changed their strategy. Were they "wrong"? Not on the data at hand.
GOP Platform -Complain, offer no solutions, block solutions.
Rep. McMorris Rodgers claimed that making it illegal for oil companies to price gouge is “socialism,” something that’s done in places like “Soviet Russia,” not in America.
Russians destroyed Ukraine's only gene bank for plants in Kharkiv. Over 160,000 breeds and hybrids from all over the world were destroyed. Some breeds that were hundreds of years old are now lost forever. The gene bank had survived the German occupation during WWII, but Russians targeted it with their missiles despite there being no military presence on site. The specimens were prepared for sowing in March, but then Russians came and all went up in smoke. Breeders from all over the world, including Russians, used to order specimens from this bank to breed plants adapted for their climates.
The perversion bus should have a loyalty rewards program.
From a commenter:
I sent the Dahmer image from the other day to some friends and one wrote back asking if Catholic Vegans can be true to their Veganism once the Host has been transubstantiated into what is essentially meat? I told him I’d ask my wife’s cousin, a former priest who is married to a former nun. They will know.
THAT WHICH IS SELDOM SEEN
Those are logs!
Does anybody want to explain that to me? I'm going to guess the restrooms are undergoing renovation and the commodes had to be stored somewhere.
Stereotypes
Baby sloth is reunited with his mother.
Darth Vader ice cream
Queen of Denmark's Royal Guard on escort detail
The very alert traveler.
Pigs 1
If those are wild boars like we have in my area they can attack without warning and should be feared.
Pig 2
Only God knows how big that thing will grow to get.
Pigeon on a cruise
Turtle stuck in a drain
Instagram influencers are just people who refuse to admit they peaked in high school.
When I see a frog
& it takes a hop away from me
It's like
What the fuck man.
PEOPLE DOING THINGS I CAN'T OR WON'T DO
This child's expression and body language say "What are you gonna do about it".
Well, Maria taught her a lesson in fuck around and find out.
Here's Maria all grown up...
Nobody blows out Maria's candles anymore.
"So what's the worst thing that can happen - get paralyzed again?"
My all-time favorite teacher in high school taught Biology. One day a girl asked why she needed to learn the bones in the body and he said, "No, that's not the question. The question is: What kind of person would not want to know the names of the parts of his or her own body?"
Anyway, he never wore shoes outside of the school - never. Not even when it snowed.
I will guarantee you that young man has seen 100 videos online of people setting themselves on fire doing stupid shit like this. What kind of learning curve is that?
Whatever blows your skirt up.
Better craps on a leash than in your crotch.
When you lose a skate blade...
It was stated that is the bike lane.
Druggies gassing up



-sound on-



For today's puzzle, you'll have to print this out, cut it up, and reassemble it to form a series of interconnected lines.
13 comments:
Dear Fuck Me,
Fuck me yourself, you coward!
The rest of your comments I agree with.
RH
About the insults
Everyone is entitled to their opinion on the any subject.
I don't insult you for yours, I just want you to defend them.
Who ever that guy is, he's an ass.
Gun Guy
I think that door is pretty slick & what happened to that biker, was he trying to avoid those trash cans and zigged when he should have zagged?
Your parents and peers must be so proud of you.
I've been on the internet since before it became a public thing for consumers, back when it was still limited to universities, research organisation and a few schools. I still recall with fondness sitting in the computer lab at varsity late in the afternoon when the US just started class in the morning, I was on freenet/IRC and school teachers would ask me if I would be willing to answer questions about my country/life from the students. It was cordial, polite, respectful and an awesome experience answering question from the teacher and kids. The same goes for adults from universities. The internet was a much kinder civilised place in those days.
I've always looked up to the US and admired it, so much so that I almost moved there in 1998.
What happened to the US, there seems to be no discourse, just shouting and screaming? Nobody wants to listen and have a civilised, mature honest conversation any more. It seems to be all antagonistic, there's no manners, common decency, respect or decorum.
For the last year or so I've been following these to channels that dealt with US society,
https://www.youtube.com/c/TheDickCavettShow
https://www.youtube.com/c/DavidHoffman
I was born after that time but what a different view of a time gone by.
I posted this little squeal as I believe the poster is from the US, simply based on my long internet experience. In case you are wondering, no I don't hate Americans as the vast majority come across as awesome people but something has gone really bad over the years.
Nothing says anarcho-tyranny like the FBI ignoring multiple Faceberg posts by Salvador Ramos announcing his intent to kill schoolchildren, and the same FBI sending a battalion of agents to investigate a garage door pull that offended a dumb tard who mistook it for a noose.
Dear Knot Anon, Did you see the knot? It was a noose - a small one but still a noose. But I do agree that they drop the ball more often than I would like.
RH
Biden was heard saying “Putin was drinking all the baby formula” Can you verify?
“A well regulated militia…….” may provide better protection than the Uvalde police.
Uvalde is a perfect example of why a gun in your hand is worth more than an entire police force on the phone.
The knot...what an imagination you have..Its all BS and propaganda. Admit it.
https://theurbantwist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/06242020-Nascar.jpg
Dear Knot Guy, Your racism is showing.
RH
Knot guy says:
What's showing is my common sense and your lack of it.
Dear Rude Knot Guy, Look at this and tell me it doesn't look like a noose.
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/06/26/sports/autoracing/nascar-noose-bubba-wallace.html
RH
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