One Of My Very Own
*That is my kind of humor.
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THE DEATH OF CHILDREN
It's not like we have to reinvent the wheel. Countries all over the world have shown us how to solve the problem.
And...
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To repeat: I don't know what to do to stop this carnage BUT DO SOMETHING! If that doesn't work then do something else. But for the sake of our children at least try.
Here are some comments from some Republicans that ought to make you rethink your stance on this issue.
That is absolute proof that you can use the Bible to approve of ANY notion that pops into your head. Pure perfidy.
PONDERABLES
It's a pity that so many people were shamed into thinking masturbation was nasty. Not me. Hell, if I have a good wank it's the first thing I want to talk about when I get to the bar.
Republicans in South Carolina have wholly eliminated absentee voting with ZERO (0) evidence that there was any fraud in the last election. That applies to everyone - even the infirmed who can't get out of the house.
And people wonder why I abandoned the Republican Party - because it abandoned me.
And remember there would be a trickle-up from higher wages because working people will spend almost all of their income locally.
I have no answers to the problem but we should all admit there is a problem.
The US seems to be a third-world country hiding in a trenchcoat disguised as a first-world country.
*That is sort of how I feel about the people whom I welcome to my blog and all they do is bitch.
By throwing it into the harbor, old chap.
Every citizen thinks their country is the best. My daughter spent a year in Japan and upon her return, she made this observation: The Japanese don't think they are the greatest people on Earth they KNOW that they are the greatest.
I have come to realize that there are good parts and bad parts about every country - including my own.
Going to bed at a decent hour
Pros: feel more energized
more productive during the day
generally happier
Cons: I apparently don't value any of those things
My wife once had to pause in the middle of a bondage session to view a knot tutorial online.
IMAGES BEGGING FOR CAPTIONS
For each of these images try to invent a caption before scrolling down to read my attempt.
We've found the man with the most giant penis in Yugoslavia.
Saved by the bell.
Remember Hemmingway's six-word short story "For sale: baby shoes, never worn."
How about: "Preg test for napkins - Whee!"
Ah, Beethoven.
In Florida the finder's keepers game is strong.
A paradox.
A shortcut to be avoided.
Yes, the perfect job does exist.
Father, Son, and Holy Spirit
^^B9^^
When I saw that I immediately thought of that poor man in Titanic who bounced off that giant propeller...so I made this...
"Oh, Honey, don't worry. I got the kids' policies with double indemnity for any auto accidents."
I don't know who needs to hear this right now but rocks do not have magic powers.
"No man can kill me!" She removed her hood, "I am no man!" She plunged her sword into his heart. It didn't kill him. He meant "man" as the collective mankind, not gender.
ACTIVE HUMANS
British Brimstone missile attack in Ukraine
Brimstone is a ground or air-launched ground attack missile. It was originally intended for "fire-and-forget" use against mass formations of enemy armor, using a millimeter-wave active radar homing seeker to ensure accuracy even against moving targets.
Canon "From America with love"
Here's my favorite frame...
You open your mouth so the compression doesn’t blow your eardrums.
What most of the world is hoping for soon...
Did you notice the ton of weight he lost with that little device?
Do you remember that as soon as he said that every passenger displayed their ticket?
When Richard Petty travels all he has to do is remove his glasses and hat and nobody recognizes him.
Someone put a bullet hole in it. True!
If you saw a button like this in a bathroom would you push it?
Watch as she pushes it...
I was once in a bar that had the condom machine in the women's bathroom wired to a siren and strobe lights in the bar.
^^C6^^
Everyone else scatters! Could not ask for a better result everyone is safe while the hero does what they trained on!
I would hang that picture in my house - great conversation piece...well, I would if I had any wall space left...which I don't.
This man will attempt to spray water with his back wheel.
How many seconds elapse before both he and his motorcycle enter the pool:
A. 1
B. 2
C. 3
D. 14
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Motorized Parasail
Umbrella
His fly is unzipped.
Angry? Sad? Frustrated? Have you tried yelling? It's like talking but louder.
I wonder if anyone has thrown a shoe at
George W Bush lately.
AIN'T NATURE GRAND
There are 50,000 edible plant species on earth. Yet most of humanity lives off only 100. That's .2% of the potential. These are just the kiwis:
A ring that once belonged to Roman emperor Caligula. The blue part was carved from a single sapphire.
This is great, really, but dropping 40,000 seeds isn't planting 40,000 trees. Many won't germinate or will be eaten, etc.
Nice place to visit but who nowadays could live without wifi?
I'm a lover of wood and here are some marvels.
Wait for it...
Extremely Rare Albino Manta Ray.
Being so visible how could it have survived to adulthood?
The new lawn darts.
Wait for it...
11 comments:
I have no answers to the problem but we should all admit there is a problem.
^^A5^^
Freedom of expression
16. (1) Everyone has the right to freedom of expression, which includes—
(a) freedom of the press and other media;
(b) freedom to receive or impart information or ideas;
(c) freedom of artistic creativity; and
(d) academic freedom and freedom of scientific research.
(2) The right in subsection (1) does not extend to—
(a) propaganda for war;
(b) incitement of imminent violence; or
(c) advocacy of hatred that is based on race, ethnicity, gender or religion, and that
constitutes incitement to cause harm.
C7 - Most people imagine that a fire extinguisher is there to put out a fire. It is not. A fire extinguisher is meant to be a 'last resort' device to help you escape from a fire. If there is a fire near you, the sane thing is to get away from it as quickly as possible. It spreads faster than you think. In the clip above, the hero would have been in trouble if the tank had exploded. Life is more important that property.
Incidentally, I was employed as a Health and Safety Manager, and saved the firm in question more money than they paid me, via lower insurance costs, and reduced accidents.
Dear Fire Guy, Excellent point. Thank you.
RH
PUZZLE TIME. The code is 394.
The second line tells us that 2 cannot be a part of the code. If it were this would contradict Line One, where one number is correct and in the wrong place, 2 does not change place and so cannot be the correct number.
Line two also tells us that 4 must be a part of the code, but not in the middle position. This is because line four tells us that 5, 7 and 8 are no part of the code, and we have already eliminated 2.
Line three tells us that 4 must be in the last position of the code, since we know it must be one of the two correct numbers, and it once again is in the wrong position, (first on line three).
Line five tells us that 6 cannot be a part of the code. This is because on line three , two of the numbers are correct but in the wrong place, and 6 is in the same place as on line three.
This then tells us that 3 is the other digit that must be correct on line three.
As 5 has already been eliminated, and 6 is also eliminated, then 9 remains as the final number in the code.
This means that 9 must be the correct number that is in the correct place on line one, (middle position).
3 must therefore be the first placed number in the code, which is therefore:
3 9 4
Dear Puzzle Guy, That is as close to a perfect Puzzle Time explanation as I have ever read.
RH
Dear Go Fuck Yourself Anon, You neglected to give the item number you are referencing. Stay safe.
RH
A5: Like the LM riots of 2020?
A2: What happened to the voter suppression in Georgia that you and the dems were walling about? Just had record turn out.
<> Texas: They can takedown an unarmed parent, but not a tranny with a gun. Good thing the barber had a shot gun.
Dear A5 Anon, How many innocent children were slaughtered in the "LM riots of 2020?
RH
A2: Absentee voting is still allowed in SC, it's just been made more difficult. Raul
https://www.live5news.com/2022/06/02/changes-scs-absentee-voting-by-mail-cause-confusion-ahead-primary-election/
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