One Of My Very Own
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PONDERABLES
The ugliest landscape in the universe.
During times of great emergency - like WWII and after 911 - they brought in all kinds of people including writers to come up with as many scenarios for sabotage or other terrorist acts as they could think of and then plan how to thwart them. When I used to write, I outlined a plot by terrorists to slowly drive down a highway adjacent to the Super Bowl Stadium in a moving van with the roof cut out of it. And inside the truck was a mortar that had been pre-sighted out in the desert. As the truck ambled down the highway they would lob mortar shells inside the stadium. They figured that many more people would be killed in the resulting stampede than by the explosions.
*But check out the causes.
How the hell do they know they caught covid in "the line of duty" instead of fucking that lot lizard down at the truck stop?
And now the bad news...
Why is it so hard to accept that we will never find a definitive answer? We are here, we don't know why, pass the beer.
Who the fuck cares? Don't waste your life fretting over things we are incapable of understanding.
AMEN!
That is like children's participation medals - meaningless.
How about a law that states that if you can't fully support a child you had out of wedlock then you must have a vasectomy so it can't happen again?
Kids today are too sensitive. Hell, when I was in school the kids called me Spider-Man because my uncle was murdered.
White people love to say, "We came at the right time" when the line gets really long behind them at a restaurant.
FOR AMUSEMENT ONLY
*Verification Requested
My wife.
*A whole lap?! AT ONE TIME?!?!?
Nobody tips like a server being served.
*I say anything that gets the little bastards off their asses is a good thing.
I'm at the beach with an individual whose health is compromised. My daughter insists everyone be covid tested each day. So far so good.
I had a really good friend who took dozens of slides every day. I asked him what he did with them and he showed me a spare bedroom stacked with slide boxes. I told him that unless he could find the slide he wanted then it is the same as it not existing.
The Ukrainian president and his wife Olena attend a state dinner hosted in Tokyo, in 2019
He cleans up real good.
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Speak meekly and carry a big boom.
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The opposite of a Debbie Down is bethamphetamine.
I think they need a new dating app that matches people who are on the same medications.
THINGS I DON'T SEE EVERYDAY
Lancaster bomber flies by
That will never not be an awesome sound. We had a half dozen old warplanes come to the airfield near my home. All-day they came and went over my house. The low rumble that you can feel in your chest almost sounds alive.
What kind of kinky sex are they planning?
Look carefully...
“I’m invisible I’m invisible…la la la la”
- hyena probably
Seriously, do you think it's injured?
Cradleboard used by indigenous families from nations across North America for thousands of years.
I could imagine those are necessary because they were expected to get back to work mere minutes after giving birth.
Tools are simply a way of accomplishing something easier.
Sadly not a race, it's Chalmers Cortège - a carnival parade by students of the Chalmers UoT, Gothenburg. @7:45 https://youtu.be/Yzqm1fdYes4
You gotta love ducks...
Is she shaking it to keep it from getting a grip or is it shaking her?
The guy has learned to wear massive boots but his woman still rides barefoot.
The Rescue
It's been 'one of those days' going on three years now and I'm not even exaggerating.
Security at every level of the airport is insane until you get to baggage claim. Then it's like take whatever bag you want.
PEOPLE FUCKING WITH OTHER PEOPLE
Men: "We all know what it feels like."
I thought his tail was a leg and he was doing a bad John Travolta impression.
Did he fail? No. He learned how not to do it - the whole point of the exercise.
Wait for it...
This lady is the 'Mind Your Own Business' World Champion three years running.
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Hard to know… was being drunk what put his life at risk, or what saved his life?!
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Or...OR that's her husband and he does that exact same thing every time they get back to the mainland...just to fuck with onlookers.
The epic half-court shot...
I'm assuming they posted that just to fuck with you and me.
At least he won't need that scheduled vasectomy.
Pay attention...
I read that was ad-libbed. I find it delightful.
*I never realized how many teeth she had...a whole mouthful!
Floridians.
Desk in Traffic
Did you notice the cars speeding through crosswalks full of pedestrians?
Japanese Game Show
She looked genuinely terrified.
Spilled Paint Utilization
Now go back and look at that guy's appearance - hair, clothes, etc.
T-Ball Pro
You have a choice to make.
5 comments:
The ugliest landscape in the universe.
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How is that even allowed, 1st Amendment or money?
It's something that can be easily fixed, google 'São Paulo advertising ban' for before and after photos.
AMEN!
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Cameras are not allowed in federal courts.
How about a law that states that if you can't fully support a child you had out of wedlock then you must have a vasectomy so it can't happen again?
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Would you be happy if equally applied to women?
I doubt the world would bat an eyelid if done to men, women would get stronger reaction though.
What's the difference between Republicans and Ukrainians?
Ukrainians defend their Capitol.
Our city is central to the inuit so a lot come here for treatments, sometimes you can spot them using that old baby method of carrying them on their backs.
Also that lady who ignored the dude, lol @ not my problem but he kept tripping, did he just walk his ass out of a bar?
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