One Of My Very Own
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They should invent a pill so that when you take it nobody else can be in the kitchen at the same time as you.
The app is called TikTok because with every video you watch you are reminded of the reasons humanity is running out of time.
BE CAREFUL OUT THERE
Another Russian column ran into some trouble.
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That landing sounded expensive.
And...
A sign on the honeymoon suite?
The cameraman seems to have a rather dark sense of humor.
Must be his first rodeo.
"In Soviet Russia, bar exercises you!"
- That guy probably
One would think that if there was a short in the wires for any reason the doors would UNLOCK.
I read that bears have an innate fear of dogs - probably due to their experience with wolves.
That lag while he mulled over the threat.
Escaped Disc
Surgical Knot
Doctors: ADHD medication is addictive that's why it's so restricted and controlled.
Most people with ADHD: I forgot to take my meds for the third day in a row.
Sometimes my mind wanders off to a happy place where I'm allowed to drink beer and smoke cigarettes again and occasionally punch people in the throat.
STUFF THAT IS PROBABLY NOT TRUE
I knew women who would lay a towel on the bed. I always found it distracting.
I feel a little smug that I understand that reference.
That water is the vilest smelling substance known to man.
Did it just eat a small child?
Can we all just agree that the funeral industry is one big scam? One of the worst examples of "Cause we've always done it that way".
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"Sorry your breadwinner is dead and you and your family are facing a financial emergency now where's my $10,000?"
- Funeral home director
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You might at least consider cremation.
Ravens mate for life. This pair shows how well they know each other.
They used to think swans mated for life also but DNA showed they are all cheating whores.
I bought a book online called "How To Scam People" and it's still not here after four months.
I am still amazed that some people's survival instincts told them to grab toilet paper.
WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT
Why is there no activity in the lower left?
They have outlawed such activity in many museums even though it has been done by countless artists for centuries.
I think they should at least allow them for - say - one day a week or after hours.
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That looks like a great idea for both pedestrians and motorists. How about if it only lit up when it was legal to cross?
Interesting read...
Architectural drawings in AutoCAD with touch sensor projector
I think that's a weedeater blowing down.
Said to be a meteorite.
Mr. and Mrs. Dick Van Dyke
See how a beard can make you look younger?
Can you identify this frame from a very famous movie?
HINT: The birthmark is important.
Carnival Ride
And that's why I avoid them at all costs.
Steer Manicure
Mexican Egg Sandwich
Is he cooking on a rock?
Another look at Piano Stairs
3 comments:
My wife is going to have me cremated, at least, if I die first.
What I really want is to be freeze dried and shot into space.
Picture it.
An alien race finds me in about a billion years.
Rehyidrate me.
Cure me from what ever killed me, (hopefully old age)
Put me in a zoo.
Dear Freeze Dried, Thank you for that I really needed it. And I think it's a marvelous idea.
RH
Puzzle:
6 1 8
7 5 3
2 9 4
Raul
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