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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Saturday, June 25, 2022

SATURDAY #4931

One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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AMERICA RESPONDS




























Oh, NOW the Capital Police show up in riot gear!

Funny how the police response changes when the protesters are not Republicans.


-sound on-

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PICTURES WITH CAPTIONS


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*Viewer contribution

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Pets seem to love eating meat-flavored cereal with no milk.

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*That had an added caption at the bottom that read: Ancient Acupuncture but I thought it funnier to figure it out for yourself.

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Why do they report on the hurricane by standing in the middle of the hurricane?

When there’s a house fire, no one reports on it from inside the house.

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WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT


Imagine if Cool Hand Luke had had one of those.

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I was about his age when I got into my first knife fight. I still have a scar on the inside of my upper arm.

Hard to see but I assure you it's there.

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Them fightin' words, Limey!

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Before Alexa, there was this...

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I always insisted on a return email confirming the mural agreement. A lawyer told me that using this format was perfectly legal:

Detailed Project Summary:

The Artist Will:

The Funding Source Will:

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Due to personal reasons, I will be saying “aye” and “arggg” instead of yes and no from now on. Please respect my piracy during this difficult time.

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Why are all the young female protagonists named Cassie or Lexi or Sammie? I’m going to write a book about an adorkable heroine and call her Bertha.

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PURELY POLITICAL


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Gas prices are up all over the world and somehow it's Biden's fault. Go figure.

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So, what exactly are the Republican solutions?

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Patriotism is the last refuge of a despot.

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Let's be honest, Washington, Jefferson, Roosevelt, and Lincoln would have all strung Trump up for treason.

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Next time I get asked in an interview what I would do if I win the lottery, I’m going with “I’d start a cult” and see where things go.

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On our first date, I told my wife I was taking her to one of those restaurants where they make the food right in front of you. I took her to Subway...to show her I was frugal.

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TODAY'S MP4s


Drive-Thru Karen

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The Glitch in the Matrix

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I never could catch that last bit. If you could understand him please let me know.

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Laser Magic

I think it would be great to have a toy gun like that to use in laser tag.

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Wanted to read up on school shootings and have an overview of the incidents when…

How very depressing.

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My Kind of Camping

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And, yes, I'm thinking exactly what you thought I was thinking.

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Get it?





11 comments:

Larry said...

This country is fukking doomed, that is all.......

Burgervan said...

I agree with Larry.

Anonymous said...

Puzzle Time..... Daddy Bong Legs.

Anonymous said...

Puzzle time: daddy bong-legs

Anonymous said...

<The same people who forcibly demanded everyone get the jab run their mouths “my body, my choice”. And forcibly demanded everyone wear a mask for the last TWO YEARS are now whining it "violates their rights" to wear a condom for AT BEST 2 minutes.

Anonymous said...

Row is overturned. You know what that means….. We finally get to vote on it. You do know don’t you, that’s democracy.

Anonymous said...

I lost my schit today, I had to edit my comment several times before youtube would allow it.

In relation to a gavin newsom response to scotus ruling on youtube.

"If ya asked Gavin what his beliefs are, will he say Atheist or Christian? I know the answer, I wonder if you know too."

My comment after multiple edits.
"I don't give a damn about his beliefs, I despise him and Gascon for their leniency towards criminals. Ask an American about Sharia law and they get enraged yet they are fine with the Christian version of it. What the hell happened to the separation between church & state which applies in most civilized democracies? There is no place for religion in the state. Y'all always go on about the ancient founding fathers wrt the 2nd amendment but they were quite specific, "The first clause in the Bill of Rights states that “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion.”"
Yet here we are having laws based on Christianity, may the pox be on you and your kind."

Y'all a bunch of dumbass mofos, sadly Carl Sagan predicted this demise ages ago. Seriously, this is cringe worthy.

Stephen Hait said...

Puzzle: Daddy Bong Legs?
Raul

Anonymous said...

Don’t like the Roe v Wade decision? Well, you got legal pot under States Right’s didn’t you?

Ralph Henry said...

Dear States Right Anon, So, you are equating forcing a woman to have a rapist's baby with smoking a joint?
RH

Anonymous said...

AOC: Roe vs Wade. It’s the only ways for illegals to cross the Rio Grand.

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