One Of My Very Own
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THE MURDER OF CHILDREN
This is a fear we never had to shoulder.
There's really only one question that matters: Are you okay with children being gunned down in their classroom? If the answer is no, then what are you going to do about it?
WORDS TO READ
Ouch!
Think crippling student debt.
Another case of awful nomenclature when the dangers are climate change. Others include Defund the Police when you mean hiring trained professionals to deal with the mentally ill, drug addicts, and domestic abusers.
The importance of proofreaders.
I thought it was Batman's parents.
Not every patriot is a racist but every racist says he's a patriot.
Many of these are hilarious. Take your time.
My dentist told me he was much more scared of me than I was of him.
I'm so in love with my wife that I keep hot mashed potatoes in my yeti just in case she ever wants some.
FASHION OR LACK THEREOF
That looks a little cultish but they left them at the convention hall.
Who wouldn't want to wear a hat like that during sex?
Is that a phone? She keeps a phone in her ass crack?
Hell, she could walk around with a case of beer on her ass.
Looks like somebody lost a bet...
*No babies were harmed in the making of this photograph.
This is what happens when you allow religion to be the fashion police...literally.
I'm assuming that's his face...unless it's someone famous I don't recognize.
We say "a bug hit the windshield" when we are the ones going 70 miles an hour. I'll bet the bug's family describes it differently.
If antidepressants don't work then explain the recent rise in exclamation point usage.
PEOPLE NOT LIKE US
Hamming it up for the camera.
Hell, I liked it. Watched it 16 times.
After my hip replacement, I promised my doctor that I would never fall down again. That lady obviously made no such promise.
Nerves are tingling at OSHA.
At least they are paying attention.
That should be grounds for placing them on a no-fly list.
Texans.
Depp Distractions
Remember the lady who wanted a curtain placed around the mating elephants at the zoo? Consider this...
^^C10^^He had his chance and blew it - pun intended.
I've always thought vampire fangs were hollow and the holes, in the end, allow them to suck in blood like through straws.
Sometimes I have a panic attack thinking about getting kidnapped with a stuffy nose and they tape my mouth.
OBJECTS OF INTEREST
Down here in the South we take our mosquito control seriously.
One of the largest trees in the world
That day Jesus met the Beatles.
I was very disappointed when I discovered that all the topiary at Walt Disney World was faked like that.
I'm thinking that's for stairwell illumination.
Sheep Dog At Work
If someone from Ziploc could contact literally anyone in the cereal business that would be great.
At the end of the long flight to Alaska, the flight attendant on my plane announced "It was a pleasure having most of you on this flight". That's the kind of brutal honesty I support.
ERROR, ERROR, ERROR
What could possibly go wrong?
I'm betting it can get itself out of there. I mean, hell, it got itself in there.
I haven't a clue.
Where's the saddle?
How about a panic button to drop the load in an emergency? I mean the load is going to hit the ground anyway if it topples.
Another case of 'It's not my job'.
I wonder how many times that happens. I would bet a lot.
Not really ruined. Just spread the stuff out again.
Ooooh, that looks expensive.
This is subtle pay attention
8 comments:
"Support for the 2nd Amendment is not a black or white issue. Nobody would allow any private citizen to possess a nuclear bomb. Nobody would think it was a good idea to hand out guns to every patient in mental institutions."
2nd Amendment was ratified in the time of muskets, I say give everyone a musket.
Removing the hammer from the child is widely accepted as the solution to the problem. Removing hammers from the entire population to prevent one child is what people are fighting against.
A2 is a silly analogy too. It has nothing to do with student debt forgiveness which is making the taxpayer pay for peoples personal debt.
Dear 2nd Amendment Anon, We all take off our shoes at airports because of one guy. We can't own a nuclear bomb because of what one of us might do.
RH
"Murder if Children"
No one in the country is advocating for the murder of children.
I have questions though.
There are reports of a door blocked open. Then reports of the door not being blocked open. Someone is covering their ass. A security system only works if it is not compromised in some way by the people it is meant to protect.
I have been to schools that only have one access point, none of the other egress doors can be opened from the outside. To get in someone must push a button, seen on a camera and buzzed in. Still no access to the school. Only into a secure lobby. Basically a man trap. Still a shame it has to be this way.
Gun Guy
^^E6^^ Panic button drop? I suspect physics is involved. If you've got a heavy load that's tipping you over then dropping it will result in the old "equal but opposite reaction" thing and your crane will still fall over, just in the other direction. MNBT
A2:I think you and the dems should cover my home and car loans: it’s only fair. It’s so much more expensive now. I never got to go to college. But the average college grads make so much more. They surely can afford it and I know they will think its fair.
The secret republican plot to make liberals look like idiots, known as “operation just let them blog” is working.
"Dear 2nd Amendment Anon, We all take off our shoes at airports because of one guy. We can't own a nuclear bomb because of what one of us might do"
Taking shoes off at the airport is stupidity on stilts. Unfortunately, the TSA refuses to acknowledge this. European airports no longer require you to remove shoes. Building a nuclear device is not trivial and so there is no requirement to prevent people from having one. You own cars, even though some nutter decided to drive through a Christmas parade.
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