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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Monday, July 18, 2022

MONDAY #4954

One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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FUN WITH LANGUAGE


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*Yes, we really do talk like that.

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As a kid, I thought karma would drop more pianos on people’s heads, and now I’m very disappointed.

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I like putting my socks on the hot dog spinner at 7-Eleven so they get toasty warm and so that I attract dogs when I walk down the sidewalk.

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PICTURES WITH CAPTIONS


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Say whaaat?!

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*Verification Requested

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Seriously, Voyager has left the solar system - and heaven is nowhere to be found. So, where is God sitting on his throne? Or have you decided that part of your holy book is just bullshit also?

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Not everyone was dancing in the moonlight. Some of us were trying to sleep.

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When the teacher told my 5yo that America was below Canada, my daughter thought that if you dug a hole deep enough in Canada you’d get to America.

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IT TAKES ALL KINDS


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Whatever blows your skirt up.

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That looks just like my wife's desktop except she had it set to stack the icons and there were a dozen icons on top of one another. True.

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Yeah, he shot himself.

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I haven't a clue.

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She looks just like the thousands of us who think about not going back to work when on our lunch break.

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Goldfish memory actually lasts for months not seconds so don’t play that “I forgot about the rent” shit with me, Bubbles.

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I met my step goal by stirring Hersey's Chocolate Syrup into my milk.

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OBJECTS OF INTEREST


I don't get it. Anybody?

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It's a bong!

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This guy waters his garden with his urine. Brilliant!

That looks very similar to the Pee Pipe I put in my studio.

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They probably had a problem with them amassing on the ceiling.

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Stump Removal Made Easy
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Tug of War - Race Car vs Rugby Team

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What do you think all those people do for a living?

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This image always leaves me in awe.

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Well, damn.

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I'm way ahead of you.

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Put me in the game, coach!

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There is an explanation.





9 comments:

Anonymous said...

D1...its a car suspension spring compressor.

Jon said...

D1 that is a compressed coil spring from a vehicle. That method of compressing a coil spring can be very dangerous. I've done it several times.
Jon

Inchworm said...

D1 That is a spring compressor when you are changing the struts on your car's suspension. If you are careless, stupid, or unlucky, they can 'un-compress' violently

ponder said...

I don't get it. Anybody?
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Compressed coil spring from car suspension. There is a lot of potential energy stored in that compressed spring, if the compressor fails things could go horribly wrong...

https://www.autoblog.com/2013/02/03/this-is-what-happens-when-a-coil-spring-compressor-fails/?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAALa-Qhq178zi1ExUfMt58WF9Tkj-gWeyZY43TPV0Tl7DMzgnbG8uhJTDNHEFeULlELI0qjLuZNHQN5nAWBQEBrNySKtfdHl_xb0VwISYR6YGylFlUX7rm7SYcdtp0O009TiR6YsysthVJ1mxdwFb4yAL-L9RB3ATNYvz8GElVm5S
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnLlvLk9FEg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70Xj-83sdvM

ponder said...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4ru6NGiqOo

Crashsq said...

C9 Fohm is a product that turns your toilet paper into a wet wipe.

Larry said...

D1. Automobile spring compressor for spring installation, if the compressors slip off after it’s compressed they can kill. Ask any auto mechanic....

BillR said...

^^B4^^ I can't believe... That's the best joke I've seen here ever. Thank you. I can die in peace now.

^^C2^^ And he got a strike! That's some good bowling.

^^C5^^ if that shit's real it's gotta weigh 100 pounds. Is that a workout thing?

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^^C9^^ I'm checking back tomorrow to see if anybody knows what it's about

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^^D6^^ except they're not tugging, they're pushing

Anonymous said...


That object in question is a compressed coil spring out of some vehicle. If it escapes those two clamps it could possibly kill some one.

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