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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Friday, August 12, 2022

FRIDAY #4979

One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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FOOD FOR THOUGHT


I remember being completely blown away when an election in France (I think) was called within a couple of hours of poll closings. I don't know enough about the electoral college to discuss it intelligently but it does seem to be a bit antiquated.

^^A1^^

I stated before that the best way to put this behind us is interbreeding and that plan seems to be coming along swimmingly. And if that bothers you, then fuck you AND your little hood.

^^A2^^

Paying full-time employees so little that they qualify for federal assistance is what happens when you don't have a union to protect you.

^^A3^^

What a beautiful turn of phrase.

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^^A6^^

I put people who believe 'rastlin' is real in the same bucket as people who think climate change is a conspiracy among tens of thousands of scientists from all over the world for the sole purpose of taking down Big Oil - the motive of which is never articulated.

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In some countries, lesbians are permitted while gay men aren't. Go fucking figure.

And I thought Russia was anti-gay.

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^^A13^^

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Hung like Einstein.

Smart as a horse.

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Do you ever look at the person next to you at a stop light and realize they have no idea how much porn you watch? Then you try to imagine how much porn they watch.

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CRISIS MITIGATION 

OR LACK THEREOF


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THE ASSAULT ON WOMEN'S RIGHTS





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“Waaaah it’s hard to wear masks!”

A million dead because you wanted to own the libs.

And the world is aghast at our stupidity.

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THE CLIMATE CRISIS


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The young people get it. We old people had better just get out of the way.

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In this heat don't forget to leave a bowl of piss out for Bear Grylls.

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My uncle said he wouldn't discuss Trump with me unless I said one good thing he's done so I said he's normalized makeup for men and the reaction was predictable.

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FAR FROM OPTIMAL


I finally broke down and cleaned my wife's computer screen...

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The Next Lawn Darts

^^C2^^

One frame shows us this...

What kind of movie were they filming?

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Yeah, I tried to pick a bite of food off my wife's plate one time too.

^^C4^^

The way it reaches out a delicate paw to stop the door from swinging shut.

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Guilty.

^^C7^^

And please don't tell me it's not dangerous. ANYTHING that large is dangerous.

^^C8^^

That reminds me of that terrifying scene in Deliverance.

^^C10^^

Those zany Brits.

Speaking of...

Does anybody know if this would make any difference?

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Meet me in the middle, says the unjust man.

You take a step toward him. He takes a step back.

Meet me in the middle, says the unjust man.

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"I'm here for you" can be very supportive or very threatening.

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WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT


Why have I never seen anything like that before?

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Canadians...

Me...

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Seems only fair to me.

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Australia has no vultures. I did not know that.

^^D5^^

After all that CGI, they couldn't bother to move its legs?

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Spring loaded nail set

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A passenger without flying experience lands an airplane after the pilot loses consciousness (ATC audio).

^^D8^^

Meet The Parents

-sound on-

^^D9^^

A joke from Flip Wilson

-sound on-

Perfect delivery.
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Counsel Highjinxs

-sound on-

^^D11^^

Beach Highjinxs

-sound on-

^^D12^^

Congressional Highjinxs

-sound on-

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Carpooling Highjinxs

^^D14^^


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Remember, it only has to last a turn or two.

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And they had dirt floors and started a whole holy day because a lamp stayed lit longer than expected.

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I didn't even know butts could do that.

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7 comments:

Anonymous said...

^^C11^^
Yes. Keeping the condenser in the shade where it's cooler will make the aircon more efficient.

Anonymous said...

Puzzle time: Smart

Ralph Henry said...

Dear C11 Anon, Then why aren't we all advised to do it?
RH

billr said...

In reason...

Well, there's Scientology, and the Mormons. People are still stupid.

JNR said...

D-10
Flip Wilson was one of the funniest comedians of his time. Passed too soon.
One of his skits was with Ray Charles, him as Geraldine.
Have a look on the tube of you.

Anonymous said...

c11: We're not all advised to do it because it provides minuscule results at best. The condenser pulls in a lot of air from outside, not just the shaded area.

Anonymous said...

^^A2^^
Works both ways.
https://publicintegrity.org/accountability/longtime-australian-policy-kidnapping-children-from-families/?

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