One Of My Very Own
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Why would Cinderella's shoe fall off if it fit perfectly?
I read someone referring to Texas as "Howdy Arabia".
LET'S GET PREACHY
DONALD J. TRUMP
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THE OPIATE OF THE PEOPLE
No truer statement has ever been written.
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WOMEN'S RIGHTS
Metaphorically, of course.
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Well, Kevin, sadly half the people would refuse to take the vaccines because they would view it as a liberal plot.
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Student loans are but a symptom of the problem. The real problem is the cost of higher education being out of reach to all but the most wealthy while the rest of the world is educating the shit out of their young people.
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AMERICA'S OBSESSION WITH GUNS
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Would you allow your child to attend a concert where half the people had a loaded weapon slung over their shoulders?
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Doesn't matter. You must rid toxic people of your life.
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The best some deniers can do is point out that some organizers flew to conferences on their private jets therefore their whole argument to save the planet must be bogus. That passes as logic for these people.
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Texas and Florida have officially rejected Green Energy, instead, they are choosing to go with White Power.
A few minutes ago I kissed my wife on the top of her head and she told me she loved me. I said that she should start saying something else. When asked for an example I suggested "You could say 'Here's twenty bucks go buy yourself a nice tool' like in the old days after sex."
MONDAY SILLINESS
I watch so much porn the logo is permanently burned into my screen.
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Speaking of...
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Applebee's in Arkansas...
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A woman will wear that and then complain that we men don't look them in the eye.
When I first met my wife this is how she made sure I didn't ignore two of her best assets.
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I find it most interesting that jeans with manufactured holes can now be purchased all over the world.
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Is that the law of equivalent exchange?
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Water Board Fun
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Rap Translation
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Musical Chair
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Printer Laughter
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Arachnophobia is so wrong. Just let spiders get married if they want to.
I just caught myself saying “oh this is a nice spatula” while shopping at Target & now I want to hit myself in the face with it.
WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT
Yeah, I saw that movie. Scared the bejesus out of me.
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Would that even work?
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I tried to eat a hog's head one time but it was much, much too greasy. Have any of you had one that was edible?
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Did he break it or just luck out and hit the off button?
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Earthquake clears a rooftop swimming pool
This was said to be the same pool.
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Those tiny feet!
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Oh, the memories I have. If you see me smiling for no apparent reason, I'm thinking of a sexual exploit.
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I always have a movie playing while I work in my office or my studio. Today I watched the Time Machine again and again I was dismayed that it evolved into just another action flick similar to Star Gate. They don't have to do that - think 2001: Space Odyssey.
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"Alien obelisk" found on Australian farmland likely SpaceX space junk that fell from the sky
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South Korea is about to go to the moon
On Tuesday, August 2, a South Korean spacecraft carrying scientific instruments will launch from Cape Canaveral, Florida, and begin charting a course to the moon. The spacecraft is expected to arrive at its destination in mid-December and enter an orbit about 100 kilometers above the lunar surface, where its instruments study the moon.
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When I was lifeguarding at a YMCA lake we secured a garden hose to the bottom with a plan to swim down, blow the water out of the hose, and breathe through the hose. No one could do it because the water pressure at 12' made it impossible to inhale.
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A Great Moment In Music
Loved the world over.
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Sheepdog
And it does that just to please its master.
Steam cycle
Volcano Seen From a Drone
I've been making some smaller boxes of late.
I really like how the "pages" turned out.
And, of course, it has a lid.
My wife placed the old book box atop the new book box.
I made this small box just to test out my homemade latching mechanism.
I thought it up laying in bed one night.
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This one was made from the most deformed 1"x12" I have ever seen. It was not straight in ANY of its dimensions and only through elaborate clamping did I get it together.
After completion, I realized it didn't work at all as a box so I made a small cabinet out of it by adding a shelf.
I keep stuff in there that I don't want sawdust all over.
The latch was originally used on a transom above a door in an old school built in the early 1900s. I didn't steal it. I preserved an artifact.
Each room had a long pole with this device on the end for opening and closing the transom. They all go burned up in the fire before I could preserve them also.
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Sheep's head is very nice, especially the cheek meat.
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Not the same pool, video shows 2015 timestamp while the Philippines quake the highrise dumped the pool water was in 2019.
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They'll heard things even when their master is not around and they'll heard anything including chickens, duck's etc. Well my mates one did anyways.
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I would be shit scared the boiler explodes taking off my crown jewels.
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Back in primary school we used one of those poles to hook high hanging granadilla fruit, I yanked to hard and the pole went through the window of the sports shower/changing room glass raining down everywhere. The headmaster & his german shepherd just so happened to walk by in the area and the dog started barking, needless to say me and may mate got busted and hidings were the order of the day.
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^^C19^^ The stability of the drone is impressive. I'd've thought the thermals rising up would've been buffeting it all over the place.
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That would make a great Olympic sport.
C13: Reminds me of the coral snake vs. King snake saying. Red on Yellow is a good fellow.
C15: You can't even breath through a tube/snorkel three feet under. It is the external pressure of the water pushing against your body that prevents you from being able to draw the breath.
Every 33 feet under adds one atmosphere of pressure.
Puzzle Time: They are looking at each other in the reflection.
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