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PONDERABLES
BLOGGING MADE EASY
Please bear with me when I share something controversial I found on the internet. I just want you to give it a minute or two to just think about it. And please voice your opinions in the comments but do not be rude. I will not tolerate rudeness.
THE WEIRDNESS WHAT IS POLITICS
Saying the election was stolen while you literally try to steal the election - a classic diversion right out of the playbook.
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When I was teaching at the university my final exam had the instructions:
Identify the following and tell me how you knew.
The kids HATED it. But when identifying, say, classical architectural styles, art movements, etc, there are only so many options and I feared pure guesswork would skew the scores.
WOMEN'S RIGHTS
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Georgia says you can claim an embryo on your taxes as a dependent
THE DEVIL MADE ME DO IT
I am all in favor of teaching all religions. I think it's called Comparative Religions. Nothing turns young people into atheists like reading those ancient texts.
OPINIONS OF OTHERS
*Please don't tell me it's photoshopped because it just doesn't matter.
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I am absolutely positive that that is true.
My father's abuse always occurred while he was drunk so I know he didn't remember it.
A Real Live American Nazi
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Rules for learning English:
1. Their our know rules.
Feel free to dress slutty at my funeral. It's what I would have wanted.
PEOPLE NOT LIKE THE REST OF US
Whatever happened to live and let live. It used to be if no one got hurt then who gives a shit.
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The world rightly looks at America's strength as its melting pot of cultures from all over the world. This needs to be celebrated again.
Actors in Broadway shows give the same performances day in and day out and sometimes more than once a day. To shake things up a prop man wired a phone that sat on a coffee table to ring on command and when two of the actors sat down on the sofa the prop man rang the phone. The two actors just looked at each other for several long seconds then one of them picked it up and said, "Hello?" Then after another short pause handed the phone to the other actor and said, "It's for you."
What is she going to tell her grandchildren?
I think she is the same lady who made the eyebrow tutorial.
"Oh, nothing, just thinking about nails and shit."
*I can almost smell that new wood aroma.
Would you buy a used car from this man?
"Because we've always done it this way."
Pregnant or Chipotle?
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Does any of you know how the hell they did this?
I’m irritable because It was her idea to get walkie-talkies, but she refuses to say “over” after each message.
When people hold the baby and the baby cries & parents say “oh he’s just tired,” we’re lying, the baby really does hate you.
WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT
Do you think it has room for a bed or is it just a bathroom?
I would frame that and look at it every day.
Learning how to bear.
Do you remember me telling you how incredibly difficult is for an artist to come up with new ideas?
The easiest way to calm down a woman is to pat her on the head and say “It’s just your hormones”.
Let this be a lesson to everyone: If you love someone, set them free to get married and then divorced and then have a series of mid-life crisis relationships and get an embarrassing back tattoo and if they come back it was meant to be.
PLACES I WILL NEVER VISIT
Can we assume it's cooler down in the hole?
Every parent needs that kind of bathroom security.
The guy says he pranks Chipotle at every opportunity.
"What sign, officer?"
One of my bartender's mother went on missionary trips to South America every summer. At one village they put in a well and on her next visit she discovered that they had installed a toilet just for her. It looked pretty much like the one above.
Looks a little fake to me.
Ice discs form on the outer bends in a river where the accelerating water creates a force called 'rotational shear', which breaks off a chunk of ice and twists it around.
∓11,000-year-old human footprints were found in Utah.
Creston Dinosaur
Creston, South Dakota
I'm at this heatwave. I'm at the monkeypox. I'm at the combination heatwave monkeypox inflation covid fascist polio gay-panic vibe shift.
My wife only watches the first 10 minutes of horror movies so she thinks they are all about dads finding a fresh start for their families.
AND AWRY WE GO
That looks expensive.
I was forced to take a beginner's computer class at my school even though I knew everything being taught. I got so bored I played computer games constantly.
A side story was that the instructor was gay and upon completion of the class he invited all of us to his house for a party. My buddy, the PE teacher, and I couldn't attend but when we found out the music teacher would attend we asked her to count the pillows on his bed. Then the PE teacher and I had an over/under bet of 12 and I took over. The guy had 18 pillows on his bed.
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That probably did not end well.
Let's Go Skydiving
WATCH THIS!
Paraglider Kevin Philipp narrowly survives being entangled.
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Try using that kind of logic in any other aspect of your life and let me know how it works out.
DENTIST!
How long will it take you to find the oddness?
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It's true.
Puzzle Time: I see a Lion wearing Sunglasses.
Dear Puzzle Person, Bravo!
RH
Bad news, she's hibernating.
Dear Bad News Anon, Who's hibernating? We have no way of knowing what you are talking about. Please use the reference number.
RH
A6-9: Jamais Vu. My favorite band wrote a song about it. Lyrics in link. - The Boy
https://genius.com/Widespread-panic-jamais-vu-the-world-has-changed-lyrics
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