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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Saturday, August 6, 2022

SATURDAY #4973

One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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OPINIONS OF OTHERS


^^A1^^

Nestle is the poster child for Capitalism running amok.

^^A2^^

I hate to admit it, but I'm beginning to believe that every mention of "the good old days" actually refers to when you could treat black people like shit with impunity.

^^A3^^

From Fox News:

"I'm not going to watch the hearings because they only want to hear from the Trump haters and liars."

That's because almost ALL THE GUILTY TRUMP ALLIES ARE TERRIFIED TO ANSWER QUESTIONS UNDER OATH! The ones that do testify do little more than plead the 5th.

I've watched every minute of the hearings and I now think it only appropriate that for the rest of his life every time Donald Trump shows his face in public he should be followed by the lady from Game of Thrones ringing the bell and chanting "Shame shame shame".

^^A4^^

I'm asked why I spend so much time blasting religion. Well, it's because it's a delusional obsession that gives people permission to be assholes.

I love asking believers the simplest of questions. For example: What does God look like? What does the devil look like? Look it up - it's fucking hilarious!

^^A5^^

Besides my sympathy for the victims, I am most upset that the rich people are getting away with it...AGAIN!

I think that when the list is finally released we will be aghast at the powerful men of both political parties involved.

^^A6^^

"Because we've always done it that way" is ruining America.

^^A7^^

There are STILL anti-mask people who survived covid.

 One guy sent me an article by ONE doctor that was used to refute the evidence produced by literally thousands of his colleagues in every country on Earth. Another sent me stats from a country that didn't have a mask mandate. It's like being sent a story of a guy who survived an awful auto crash even though he wasn't wearing a seat belt as PROOF that seat belts aren't necessary.

My #1 Advisor sent me this video explaining that covid is airborne and what that means to you.

^^A8^^

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An army of lesbians is called a Militia Etheridge.

*I don't know what that means.

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*Did you catch the title of the cartoon?

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You can tell that Wolverine is a Canadian character written by an American because his superpower is healthcare.

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PEOPLE



The headline angered me. I mean, who hasn't fucked a vacuum cleaner...at least once?! But after reading the article I learned that he did it in full view of passersby which is a horse of a whole nother color.

^^B1^^

No context just awesome...

^^B2^^

"And then Walter pulled out his Willy and demanded a hand job..."

^^B3^^


*Verification Requested

^^B4^^

And people can do more or less the same thing with a soccer ball.

^^B5^^

"Don't try to pull that happiness bullshit in New York, bitch."

^^B6^^

"I can still wear the same size pants I wore in high school."

^^B7^^

A guy tried to carjack a woman who got away unharmed but the car got shot up during her escape with it. They inserted rods in the holes to determine where the shooter was standing.

She was very, very lucky.

Now let's consider the decision-making of a guy who elevates grand theft auto to murder all because he wasn't obeyed by his victim.

^^B8^^

Longest "known" beard.

^^B9^^

Remember this?

^^B10^^

Banana to mouth - never mouth to banana.

^^B11^^

"Met the boat" took me a moment.

^^B12^^

Nobody can be that stupid. I blame career-induced brain traumas. You really need to read some of the other shit that comes out of his mouth.

^^B13^^

The "Threw Chef"...

Imagine trying to phrase that on a résumé without sounding like you are bragging...or insane.

But then again his shirt tells the tale.

^^B14^^

Fuck around...

Found out.

Again I ask - how is it that none of those people have seen one of the hundreds of videos that show that EXACT SAME THING going awry?

^^B15^^

Now we know why the ice cream machine is always broken.

^^B16^^

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The silence of the Chuck E. Cheese rat on his vaccination status is deafening.

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I asked my dog if they communicate by barking, but he didn’t answer, a couple minutes later I sneezed and he jumped off the chair looked back in disgust, and barked...I think we all know what he said.

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PLACES


That thing is HUGE....or fake?

^^C1^^

This took me much too long.

I thought the ball was a helmet.

^^C2^^

Do you want thrills? How about selling a mural to a businessman who minutes before said they were a waste of money?

^^C3^^

That reminds me of my wife dropping acid minutes before getting on the It's a Small World ride at Disney and then it broke down and she had to sit there for an hour while those little creatures kept singing that song over and over and over and...

^^C4^^

^^C5^^

I'm waiting for my wife's gynecologist's office to do that. My proctologist not so much.

^^C6^^

If "classroom safety pods" don't make you want to pull your kids from school I don't know what will.

^^C7^^

Does anybody want to explain that?

^^C8^^

As I understand it, beds are shared. When one sailor is on duty the other one sleeps and then they switch.

^^C9^^

^^C10^^

But that's only for a few minutes every day.

^^C11^^

Said to be:

The clearest picture of Venus ever taken

Of course, many people pointed out the error...

Here's what they meant:

^^C12^^

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This text from my boss has every element: “Water you doing? Wind did you get to work this morning? Why on Earth did I hire you? You are Fire’d”!

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Bored?
Looking for some action?

Call my wife and tell her you heard the price of stamps is going up again.

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THINGS



^^D1^^

That is just like the BMW emblem I put on the front of my electric cart - 85¢ online. I bought two.

^^D2^^


I LOVE that stuff. The good news is that a large bottle lasts me a long, long time.

^^D3^^

I went to get a rag in my studio and found this unfortunate fellow.

It's a dehydrated squirrel with its tail up over him like a blanket.

^^D4^^

It was designed to emphasize vowels for young children.

^^D5^^

If they build it higher instead of wider they save on all the other ingredients.

^^D6^^

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^^D8^^

I've been advocating using gray water to flush toilets for decades.

^^D9^^

What do you think that does to property values?

^^D10^^

Is that standard?

^^D11^^

^^D12^^

Remember the ripped-up cedar flooring I found on the side of the street? This is just part of the pile.

I ripped the shelving I found at the same place into 1"x2"s and made a box.

I like to use plywood for the bottom to save real wood. Here the box is upside down.

Then I attached the flooring boards.

A coat of spar varnish turned it into this beautiful color.

And when I finished I had a tiny pile of leftovers...mostly split pieces.

^^D13^^


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It's a radio.

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9 comments:

JNR said...

I'm going to redo this from yesterday. Apparently the characters I use to let you know what part of post I am commenting on gets removed by the software.

A-2
Or the Vatican

A-15
Sorry, not buying his lawyers making a mistake that big. His lawyers should have been the some of the best. I'm thinking blackmail.

B-9
I read where the fitness tests are being made less strenuous so women can pass them.

D-3
A scam. Just like the "name a star" for a loved one. I would like to see Captain Kirk take the Enterprise to the Dweezle system.

D-9
My old man could do that. I never saw him in action but I was told he was damn good at it.

There are designations above each of these comments. I just changed how they were being typed. So, if this worked just throw out a quick comment so I know.



billr said...

Google is fucking with you. Two items, A Public Service Announcement, and Women Younger than my Wife, have been replaced by a "I am not a Robot" Captcha thingy.

Anonymous said...

Puzzle Time: Don't pull the lever, then reverse the trolley back to the starting point and this time pull the lever. Explanation - I hate people!

Ralph Henry said...

Dear billr, Might be on your end. Mine is coming through loud and clear. Let me know if you are in America or not.
RH

Anonymous said...

A8: Where is all this “proof” that masks work? You never post it. Just opinion.
Dr. Deborah Birx says she 'knew' COVID vaccines would not 'protect against infection’ all the while saying she was an “expert” and that they would. She admits to lying about that, social distancing, and other “expert science”. Fauci’s lies will be revealed in time.
Peter McCullough, MD MPH
"Scarf Lady" committed scientific fraud and misled the president and the nation into unnecessary lock-downs and restrictions based on the false presumption that the virus spread among healthy people (asymptomatic spread) that was disproved by Cao et al Madewell et al.
published July 22, 2022 7:29pm EDT
She was the lockdown fanatic who admits in a new book that she subverted the hapless Trump Admin and pushed falsehoods to get what she wanted. Millions of lives were ruined. And you fell for all of it and still do. You don’t have to be religious to be a misguided zealot.

billr said...

I am in America. I use a Mac and Safari, fwiw, with not the latest Mac OS but the latest Safari for the OS I use. I was having a problem earlier with Firefox. Maybe I'll try looking at FO on my iPad.

billr said...

Never mind about the google video issue I complained about. It looks like the problem was at my end after all. I use a vpn when looking at banking stuff and forgot to turn it off.

Anonymous said...

C8 - gymnast's bathroom.

Anonymous said...

^^A3^^
I recently read that the "good old days" is just people thinking back to simpler times before they personally realized the complexities of life.

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