One Of My Very Own
That was awful. Give me another chance, please.
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FOOD FOR THOUGHT
Hubble/Webb Comparisons
You will like this. You just slide it over to show the difference between the two images.
How you feel about John Brown speaks volumes about who you are as a person.
Book banning has nothing to do with books.
Book banning is all about demonstrating power.
Cavemen probably had no passion for hunting either but they liked the relaxation without having to worry about starving to death.
My wife once insisted that she and I take a mini-vacation when she calculated that I hadn't had a day off in 18 months. And unlike many people, we liked to camp.
We found that cooking in throwaway aluminum trays made it much more enjoyable.
I think it just boils down to if the libs like it then they must hate it because, you know, logic need not apply.
The same goes for masks and vaccines. I used to think that miserable, powerless people strike back against a system they can't change. They can't ignore the IRS, highway patrol, or even the HOA, but the CDC? Hell yeah, I can fight them.
But now I think it's just pickin' the side the libs ain't.
Do you think they would tolerate me standing in the middle of that field after games lecturing the sanity of atheism?
Last night CNN played the entire 77-minute tape of the Uvalde massacre. It included countless gunshots but they edited out the screams of the children.
I have no idea how those men could resist charging down that hall...orders or no orders.
PURE POLITICS
The GOP thinks a lot about what I do with my dick.
I used to think that the people who most need to hear the sworn testimony of the Jan 6 Committee are boycotting it because they really don't want to know the truth. Now I think they KNOW the truth already and just want to be able to deny it.
I had this one troll who kept telling me that I want to spend other people's money for this or that idea. But he never acknowledged that my taxes would have also been used.
He, of course, was against anything that would cost him any money but he's the same guy who defended the corporate bailouts. Go figure.
ON ABORTION
Abortion and Religion
Billionaires are not self-made men and women. Trans people on the other hand...
The best way to find typos in your work is to carefully proofread it, publish it for pubic consumption, and then just wait.
FOR AMUSEMENT ONLY
As I understand it, the same guy makes all these.
It would be like me going into an ice cream shop and ordering a steak. It just doesn't work that way.
That time my wife tried to switch to almond milk...
And we know what he's thinking.
But I got her back on my birthday when she asked what she could do for me...
As a matter of fact, my wife has a habit of bending over backward (pun intended) to please me on my birthdays.
Before our marriage, my wife asked me how good my tongue game was so I made her these.
I've always said that if I owned a road I would name it:
Bridge Ices Before Rd.
I've seen my wife do that a thousand times.
And I never get tired of it.
Studying a restaurant's menu online before going there should be called foreplate.
I woke up one morning and found my dog and my 2-year-old eating out of the cat's litter box.
OBJECTS OF INTEREST
Nayarit, Mexico.
Did you notice the change in foliage color?
It's called "How much do you trust your contractor".
And you have a choice of color.
The women of the night in Amsterdam all it "Around the World" but they charge extra for it.
If it works.
I once acquired an old piano just like that. I wanted to make something of it but at the time didn't have the tools.
The only way to forget the mistakes you made in the past is to make even bigger and graver mistakes in the present.
*As a Cub fan, I understand completely.
The best English word is Pizzazz. The worst English word is Twelfths. Any questions?
SURPRISE, SURPRISE
This is *probably* the best villainous hair reveal in cinema history.
He looks a little like Aaron Rodgers of the Packers.
With practice, it also doubles as this...
At my age, this would be the result if I tried to use that hammock.
The worse case of mistaken identity I've ever seen.
Wait for it...
From the comments:
"...those are Orangemen celebrating the English conquest of Ireland."
"...orange shirts were like the KKK in Ireland from what I heard."
"...they consider themselves English not Irish, and there is the religious conflict too."
The Boat Incident
Lion Reunion
The caption read:
In Switzerland a woman raised a pair of lions, The authorities confiscated them for a zoo. 7 years later the woman went to visit them.
With a little research, you find it's Slovakia, not Switzerland. Why change it when you repost it?
Wrong House
A young fellow on my mural crew went to the College of Charleston and one night he picked up a girl who had just moved to Charleston. He took her back to her rental house and made passionate love to her in the living room only to be interrupted by the homeowner with a gun. The girl had taken him into a house that just looked like the one she rented. The next day he had to go back to the house and ask the homeowner to return the wallet he had lost in his haste to get dressed.
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And then Bob Dylan said, "That's how I came up with a song, 'Blowin in the wind' ".
Puzzle time: or to be more precise, the answer my friend is blowin in the wind.
^^A3^^ The funny thing about book-banning is, the people doing it have apparently never heard of the internet.
^^A8^^ They should have included the screams. Maybe that would have got peoples' attention. Or maybe not.
A5: “throwaway aluminum trays” So nobody told you that you should recycle. Your blatant disregard for the environment is disgusting. “ bringing a truckload of firewood” Again, if you cared about the planet you would collect firewood at the camp site thus saving trees are not known to be dead. Plus, it would help clear the forest floor thereby reducing the risk of forest fires. Shame, shame….How do you live wit yourself?
Dear A5 Anon, The aluminum trays were thrown in the recycle bin. And as for the wood - have you EVER been to a state park? THERE IS NO WOOD. I collected wood from trash pickup piles on the side of the streets in my neighborhood. I expect an apology.
RH
A13: That looks familiar.
I can’t believe Joe Biden beat windshield oil cancer only to get COVID twice in a week.
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