One Of My Very Own
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FOOD FOR THOUGHT
What if our Universe doesn't die a cold death, but collapses, reinflates, and collapses again, over and over, like a giant cosmic lung?
I don't like uniquenesses in the universe. The numbers are just too large to have anything happen only once. Therefore, I'm a multiverse guy.
And even the insurance we do have sucks.
My attempt to grow my own tomatoes was a dismal failure. I only got a half dozen or so "tomatoes" and they were about as big as a golf ball and flavorless. Does anyone know where I can get some good seeds for tomatoes like grandma used to grow?
Whatever happened to individuality?
Who the hell will the Democrats run in '24? Not Biden.
I have no idea whether she said that or not. But the words work for me.
The first time I accompanied my wife to the adult toy store she grabbed a cart and whipped out her points card and later at checkout the clerk knew her name.
Does anyone else's wife quiz them about the movie they are watching with them as if they wrote the screenplay themselves? "I don't know why he didn't drain the pasta properly, Debbie, maybe nobody showed him how."
AND AWRY WE GO
Wait for it...
I have driven drunk. I admit it. Not often but it's a fact. But when I did I took back roads and drove well under the speed limit - hyper-vigilant even.
What part of "don't move" did she not understand?
Did you notice she was the only non-blonde?
And the teacher thinks it's hilarious. I bet he selects the most annoying student JUST SO that happens.
First time installing stairs? Always look how other stairs are installed first.
That seems to happen often.
A Plane Landing
It's a great time to be alive if you're dumb and mean.
*This took me longer than it should have.
You can have really loud sex without disturbing your neighbors as long as you play the Game of Thrones Theme first.
PEOPLE NOT LIKE US
I think that would work!
Does he look a tad overdressed to you?
My neighbor got a new paint gun.
He had been feeling ill for a long time.
I wear fake teeth like these to my dentist.
Reminds me of this classic...
*MNBT
I'm glad when women shave the hair on their vagina they don't draw it back on like they do their eyebrows.
Nothing makes atheism more attractive than American Christianity.
OBJECTS OF INTEREST
The balance of this stabilizer
The enchanting kiss of physics
They met at Match.com.
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That's a great idea if you have to keep an eye on a child.
Whitefish is cooked the traditional way along the banks of the River.
The smoke does something extra to the meat so you don’t need spices or anything.
I saw this and couldn't help looking for a Heart of Stone.
Here's a hint.
A tardigrade taking a stroll through some algae.
The water freezing as soon as it touches the container.
Purified water was supercooled and then poured into a frozen metal beaker.
What must these two creatures be thinking?
*MNBT
Car Transport
Australian killer chicken
Not everything in Australia is trying to kill you, but this Cassowary is.
Sorting Machine
I'm thinking they use the rejects for hash browns.
What does this reference?
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Get some decent tomatoes from a local farmers market, dry the seeds and germinate them?
D2 - That was a hot date!
Follow the advice on tomatos and you’ll be disappointed.
Tomatos do not “breed true” so you’ll get all sorts - some of which might be good but not worth trying
Puzzle time: Chess - Check Mate
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