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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Tuesday, August 30, 2022

TUESDAY #4997

One Of My Very Own

*I added the gnome myself.

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EMAIL: ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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The theme for my daughter's 2nd birthday was "The party that makes Sally Field divorce Robin Williams in Mrs. Doubtfire".

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Tarantino never revealed why he purposely spelled Inglourious Basterds wrong.

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PEOPLE


^^A1^^

How Yeti cooler owners look at Igloo cooler owners...

Not to deride the Yeti. They will keep ice for days.

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Of course, it is Sparky.

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She's a self-starter if I ever saw one.

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I wired my interior light to a toggle switch so it wouldn't come on when my girlfriend and I were parking and for the kinky shit we were experimenting with darkness was required.

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I used to save cups of paint in very much the same way.

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Not his first rodeo.

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This is why we watch the game.

A double play off a run-down by one guy.

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Carmen Amaya, the greatest Flamenco dancer, 1944

-sound on-

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450 gallons of "blood" were spilled throughout the Kill Bill series.

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Someone, somewhere, has a mosquito bite on their dick.

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PLACES


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That looks a little dark to be just scratched into the sand. Dare they paint it?

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I wouldn't get within a mile of that.

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Speaking of keeping your distance...

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I would surely find artifacts to "preserve".

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How very wonderful.

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I wouldn't last an hour if I had to answer the phone there.

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Stepping in human feces is a lot more disturbing than stepping in animal feces.

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People with dwarfism are less likely to have broken phone screens.

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THINGS


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"Oh, hell, I know a guy that can do it a lot cheaper than that."

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I've often wondered about the inherent problems of horned and antlered animals navigating thick forests, but here's a problem I never anticipated.

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And we complain about potholes.

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How very odd.

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Wheel Alignment

No word on what that is but it appears to be in a parade.

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I have a feeling that I've posted that before. Sorry. Please send me any puzzles or puzzle sites you have.





7 comments:

Anonymous said...

^^C12^^
Looks like one of those Japanese ceremonial carts that might have a shrine on top.

Fardygardy said...

^^B1^^ The Delaware Wedge.
We have several of these in Maine, which surveyors call a "Gore".

My favorite is Misery Gore, Maine.

Anonymous said...

In your opening OOMVO, "I was abducted by garden gnomes." I laughed at the absurdity, but then I asked myself, what would be the ransom, or would it be plain old anal probing?

Mel

Ralph Henry said...

Dear Mel, The wife and I were just talking about your daughter. Please email pictures. Thanks.
RH

Anonymous said...

From a few days ago…Biden does everything for the good of everyone? Shame on you. Let’s throw my money at people that have no responsibility. Print more money I say. What could go wrong I say. I thought you had a grandson. Write it down so he can read your explanation of America after your generation killed America.

n2prenr said...

PUZZLE TIME: LANDMARK

Ralph Henry said...

Dear Biden Fan, You didn't send me a comment when we bailed out all the banks and car companies and gave tax breaks to the wealthy. And I assume you are referencing college loan forgiveness like we forgave the PPP loans to business people.
RH

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