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PONDERABLES
After seeing that would you EVER let your child outside unsupervised?
And...
Remember - you didn't think your way into religion but you can think yourself out of it.
I used to have more than one student in my classes that always smelled like hot dog water.
My wife ate her tacos so fast. She ate them so fucking fast that the whole Taco Bell stared agape. Customers and staff. Two people were filming her and mumbling something about YouTube. What the fuck?
WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT
????
She actually thought that she had the right to walk in front of every other human being on Earth because God made her Queen.
I have an idea...
Let's make everyone a queen!
*Viewer contribution - one of his best.
Matt Douchebag Little Girl Lover hates this pic. Don’t spread it.
But wait, there's more
Rapey McForehead
Matt hates this pic. Don’t spread it.
They start so young.
Taking a small child shopping can be challenging.
A term of endearment.
I saw either that or something very similar and was amazed that it wasn't guarded.
Imagine if every home had a small wind generator and solar panels. They wouldn't solve the whole problem but it would surely help.
A kid lost his father at a street concert in a city in Argentina. A man carried the kid and started calling the father's name, so people joined him in calling, the band started singing: Eduardo, come and find Juan Cruz.
It's thought that as water leaves a cell, some kind of protein must help the cell maintain physical strength to avoid collapsing in on itself so, the researchers combed through a group of tardigrades known for their dehydration abilities called eutardigrades for proteins that could explain this phenomenon, finding 336 unique suspects.
I'm thinking the photographer flipped it over just so he could film the rescue.
The Human Voice
Since I was a child it amazed me that some humans can open their mouths and beautiful sounds come out.
Some of us not so much.
Warrior Humor
How I defeated fascism with the power of love. Step 1: Realize that fascism cannot be stopped with love. Step 2: The power of incredible violence.
Embrace imposter syndrome. Revel in the fact that you have fooled everyone. You are a Trickster God. You are the Imposter Child for Deception and Clever Ruses.
THAT JUST AIN'T RIGHT, Y'ALL
I think it was faked.
He removed the safety guard.
They knew exactly what they were doing.
Every foul thing the city has to offer is dissolved in flood water.
Why would that be deemed necessary?
When I see something like that I assume there was a mistake in designating the type of door on the floor plans.
I'm Down
She seems like a delightful lady.
The Nun and The Rapture
She's gone to get the extra large paddle.
Everybody dropped, except the kid in the back who was recording.
Just because school isn't for you doesn't mean rapping is.
If you think about the vastness of space, how enormous our galaxy is, how big our planet is, and how small we are, then the amount of dope my wife smokes isn't that much.
VEHICULAR TRANSPORTATION
This is a problem all over the world.
Surely we could all come together and create a minimum bridge clearance.
He skipped leg days.
Don't laugh. Think of it as a spare can of gas.
My golf cart was equipped with a device that recharged the batteries with a braking assist.
And if this works for this guy...
Then solar panels on all electric vehicles could help.
Wouldn't it be easier just to remove the main spark plug wire when you left your car?
They need a hand truck to pull behind.
Do you think that is from a Ballywood movie?
Is that pubic hair peeking out?
Are there more:
A. Female
B. Male
C. Undeterminable
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Puzzle time: undeterminable. It doesn't matter if we can count what appears to be male or female.
In today's world we need to know what each of them identifies as.
For all I know there are 51% helicopters in that illustration.
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