One Of My Very Own
"But thanks anyway."
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FOOD FOR THOUGHT
I find that very clever.
Climate Crisis deniers are like trying to talk to children. They don't want to believe it so they will cling to anything from anybody who can type on a computer.
Shame on you! They will figure it out. And if not they sleep on the tent spread out on the ground. No big deal.
*Verification Requested
Vaccine Advice from someone who knows what he's talking about.
-sound on-
The only people who would ever demand civility for fascism are fascists.
I once accidentally flushed one of my AirPods down the toilet and then watched it move through the pipes on Apple Maps.
CREATURES GREAT AND SMALL
One day in the life of a monkey in Ukraine.
A chimpanzee escaped from the Kharkiv zoo damaged by Russian missiles. He walked the streets of the city bla-bla-bla, then some woman hugged him and gave him her sweater. Then he was taken to the zoo on a bicycle.
Let there be ducks.
Watch their eyes:
Numbering Sheep
Caimans Basking
How the hell do they all find enough to eat?
Sea Creature
Some kind of sea slug?
Pet Goose
You're telling me if I complete the task that is giving me stress then my anxiety about it will go away? Sounds fake.
There will come a day in your life when you ask yourself if your exhaustion will be permanent and the answer will be yes.
HUMAN ACTIVITIES
How very thoughtful.Giant dart vs bulletproof glass
I wonder if two people working together could do that faster than they could do it separately. I would have one guy on one side of the wall applying the mortar and another guy on the other side laying down the bricks. I bet it would be more than twice as fast.
No truer words have ever been spoken.
When I was in high school I took two years of what was called Mechanical Drawing. I learned so much in those classes including how to print very, very neatly.
I used to tell my girls that I had to take a nap and all they had to do was lay beside me with their heads on my chest until I went to sleep then they could get up. Before they got up they had to say "Dad?" and if I didn't answer they knew I was asleep and they were free to go. Of course, them saying Dad? would wake me up just enough to say "Ummm?"
*But why is that kid's shirt on backward?
The Shirt
I read somewhere that he does that to fuck with the paparazzi. They can't sell pictures that look just like all the other pictures.
I have no idea what going on but I like the way the guy has turned his body to make the smallest profile.
Let's take another look at this...
Southern Law Enforcement
Splitting Wood by a real man
I like the way he adjusts his balls when he's finished.
They Spar So Young
Explanation Guy
Bus Driving Simulator
Live Action Theater
Newborn cuckoo ejects unhatched nestmates
People out here with no therapy not taking any prescribed or illicit drugs just raw dogging reality.
Am I the only one who says "I recently read..." when you're just pulling some shit right out of your ass?
OBJECTS OF INTEREST
I will never tire of phenomena like this...
My future wife's boyfriend owned a Ferrari and a Jaguar but he also owned a Toyota because both of the other cars were usually in the shop.
And then there's this truck...
New Images Show The Face of The Sun Like We've Never Seen It Before
And days later I found this...
That's not the sun.
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????
Art Installation?
Really?
*Verification Requested
Asian Street Food
God, that looks so good!
The Indian Morchang, an Ancient musical instrument
Yeah, I'm from the South and that's not what we called it.
I like that the Venus Fly Trap could just get energy from the soil and sun but chooses violence.
Anything with more than four legs IS NOT cute.
ART AND THE ARTY
I'm thinking Styrofoam but I'm not sure.
Waiting for the end of the world, CJ Yu
Said to be the line of vehicles headed to Burning Man.
Hers is boilerplate same old same old, but his is extraordinary. The white background is brilliant.
A real man loves his wife all month long.
The guy watching looks like he has seen this same thing often.
Good vehicular hygiene will increase the resell value.
10 comments:
1. today is Monday what is
2. the day after
3. the day before
4. the day before tomorrow
Ok 4 is today (the day before tomorrow)
3 is yesterday (the day before today) [the day before 4]
2 is today ( the day after yesterday) [the day after 3]
so the answer is today, or Monday
Puzzle Time:
The Conundrum As Stated:
If today is Monday, what is the day after the day before the day before tomorrow?
The Conundrum Broken Down:
1) If today is Monday,
5) what is (4) the day after
3) the day before
2)the day before
1) tomorrow?
Starting from the end:
1) If today is Monday, 'Tomorrow' is Tuesday
2) 'the day before' is therefore Monday (Today)
3) 'the day before' is Sunday
4) 'the day after' is therefore Monday (Today)
5) So the answer to the verbal runaround beginning 'what is the day' is Monday.
C-5
You forgot to include the Clintons and Obamas in that picture.
C-6
I had to take a mechanical drawing class in the late 70's. It was such a hassle to carry the board and tools that I just left it in my dorm room and didn't do any work in class. One day the instructor said "who does all your work for you?" I was half way to his desk when I said " I do all my own work!" He knew from my tone he had screwed up. Right after the class I went to my advisor and told him "If he ever does that again, I will sue him for slander. I didn't give up any rights just because I'm going to college."
The class final. I didn't have my board with me and the instructor had decided to include drawing as part of the final. Guess who didn't have a board besides me. The "A" student of the class. He went to the instructor and asked for a board. I was right behind him. "Wheres mine?" He knew I had him by the short hairs.
I passed the class, not by much but I passed.
Why not mention those muslim fascists? You never do...
Caiman basking.
Caiman are reptiles and “Cold Blooded” so they don’t need much energy to keep ticking over. Many aquatic reptiles only feed once a week or once a month. This means that the ratio of predators to prey is going to be different than to hot blooded lions chasing hot blooded zebra, all of whom need a lot of energy to stay alive. Zebra have to graze almost all the time and there are thousands of zebra for every one lion.
So, in the case of the caiman and the fish that they feed on the fish population can support a much higher number of apex predators.
Interestingly we can work out from fossil populations a lot about how hot blooded the predators were by looking at the ratio of predators to prey.
A science guy
Ralph!
An art teacher who doesn’t know why the kid has a shirt on backwards!
In the UK parents don’t expect their kids to come home from school covered in paint, so we give them old shirts to wear like this. Sadly schools don’t have much of a budget for anything more than the absolute minimum, but it’s a good way of recycling.
My Dearest Mr. Harris, Boy you really got me there! You see, I love Muslim fascists. One day I had hoped that my grandson would grow up to be a proud Muslim fascist but now you've spoiled it for him by sharing with the world your keen sense of observation. I hope you are proud of yourself.
And I have a suggestion - why don't YOU start a blog and mention Muslim fascists as often as you like? Hell, you could call it "Hate Muslim Fascists With Mike". Hell, I would read it just for the comments.
RH
Dear Art Shirt Enthusiast, We tried that once. It took ten to fifteen minutes to hand them all out and get the buttoned. I only had the kids for 40 minutes A WEEK so "wasting" a third of my time with them proved counterproductive. I opted to send a newsletter home advising parents to dress the student appropriately on their art day.
RH
PS: But I still should have deduced why his shirt was on backward.
You always attack easy targets who don't fight back. You always address your audience fro a lofty moral plane, like all Lefties.You always take the side of the Establishment, in politics or science, yet pretend to be a rebel.
Oh, Mike, you make me sad.
RH
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