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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Monday, September 19, 2022

MONDAY #5017

One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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PONDERABLES


71% of Americans are in favor or labor unions. The other 29% are suffering from Stockholm Syndrome.

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The NUMBER 1 cause of bankruptcy in America is medical debt. 

People can cite multiple reasons for bankruptcy hence the >100% in the chart. 

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We can't deduct our mortgage - only the interest on the loan. But to be honest almost all the first few years' payments is interest. It was decided years ago that home ownership benefits society in almost every measurable way, so it needs to be encouraged.

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Why do we still have a terror of nudity when we all watch porn in private?
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School districts used to be managed with a dozen or so people. Now there are hundreds and each one thinks they should tell a teacher something new to do.

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This looks like the "difficult" table at the assisted living facility.

Look up what researchers have determined are signs that you are in a cult. The very first one is to not believe what the researchers have found through years of observation and interviews.

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I'm interested to know whether or not they try Trump as an adult.

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I'm not saying my wife's cooking is bad but the only thing my children wanted for Christmas was a rotisserie chicken.

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QUESTIONABLE DECISION MAKING


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That person just wanted to "feel alive" and now not so much.

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When there's not enough chopsticks to go around.

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"I got shit to do."

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????

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Not me.

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Who took the picture? Maybe rescuers and that's why she's laughing.

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The stupid bastard is hammering it INTO the discs instead of down and out of the plow.

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Parents: Here's half our income.

Daycare: Thanks. Here's a new virus every other week.

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Willy Wonka is my favorite story about children who have very normal adolescent character flaws and get murdered for them.

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FEATS THAT IMPRESS


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Yeah, I thought it was going to topple also.

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My good friend turned a church into his studio and I will never forget the light from all those windows.

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The apartment we had in Germany had wall-to-wall mattresses covering the floor in the living room. We did that for...reasons.

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Another one of those clocks...

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Furniture Making

I found this absolutely stunning.

My friend made his own steam chamber out of a 6"  PVC pipe, a tea kettle, and a hot plate.

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Truck Driving Maven

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Noodle Making

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Saying you have "a bun in the oven" also works for a yeast infection.

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Maybe dogs aren't afraid of lawnmowers; they just can hear the agonized screams of each individual blade of grass.

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WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT


How the hell does a thing like that even happen?

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I saw a couple of borders like this.

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As I understand it, Haiti is bare because they are so poor they all have to cook with wood.

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I really like these...

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Do you think it could get out of that?

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Egyptians

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Guy Falling Head Over Heels Over A Girl (literally)

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Sheet Music

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Sun Lotion

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 Asians.

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And a good time was had by all.

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I think the driver did that on purpose.

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Regular breast exams are very important.

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What health advice is this child offering?





4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Puzzle Time; The advice is to wash your hands, the hole in the middle is a plughole, and the protrusion from the base of the picture is a tap.

Anonymous said...

B6: it's Ryan Island. Just below. Ryan dam. 8 short blasts indicate imminent dam failure.

Ralph Henry said...

Dear B6 Anon, I thought it odd that in the middle of this emergency I have to stop and count blasts from a horn.
RH

JNR said...

A-6
Each of those extra people know they are redundant. So each one has to come up with some new and innovative plan to prove to every one they are relevant.
All big companies have those extra people. Schools are no different.

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