TUESDAY #5018

One Of My Very Own

*One of this blog's comments that I blocked stated that nobody needs college because you can learn everything you need to know from YouTube videos. I swear. And then I get accused of blocking people to keep you, fine people, from hearing the truth.

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READABLE STRANGENESSES

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Well, somebody didn't read the sign...

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Yes, I have questions for the design team...

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Plumbers are a creative lot...

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Old age is trying. I pee eight times a night, half of them in the toilet.

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The right way to eat a mango is to roll up your sleeves and surrender your dignity to it.

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STRANGE THINGS ARE HAPPENING

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...and some fava beens.

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I almost missed it.

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What a great costume!

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Rat Bath

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Classified Documents

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The pros and cons of making food:

Pros: food.

Cons: making.

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You know that feeling when you drop your pants at the orgy for the very first time and just stand there and accept the applause?

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DANGER, DANGER, DANGER

That young man is betting a cheap thrill against ruining the lives of the people who love him.

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She's lucky. If that is flour the dust is flammable.

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Gary the painter was complaining about "welfare" in America and I had to remind him of the time he had a motorcycle accident and the government paid for his four surgeries and a year of therapy.

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Car Loading

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Mortifying.

On the firing range on my military base, the Sargeant in charge showed us his sidearm and said, "If you turn around with the weapon and I will shoot you."

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Was that a person falling out?

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Ya gotta love Philly. They don't like Nazis.

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I would bet there's not a college degree in the whole lot.

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My wife calls an Ouija Board "Ghost Google".

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All sex is casual sex if you aren't wearing any clothes.

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GET LEARNT

Footage from the Mariana Trench. 10,792 meters (36,000 feet) below the Ocean surface.

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And...

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A pair of wooden prostheses 

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Bruce Springsteen now looks like Woody Allen. 

(Sorry Fran)

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Protest against wearing a bra, 1968

Bras are like penis sheaths for your breasts.

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Brendan Fraser moved to tears for the applause for his new movie "The Whale".

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Rammstein Concert

Cristoph and Flake fly a Ukrainian flag (given to them by an audience member) during their boat ride in Chicago, on Sept 3, 2022.

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French

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Hidden Guns near the American Atlantic coast during WWII.

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