One Of My Very Own
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Scientists recently placed a 10-piece set of matching Tupperware in a sealed chamber. When they opened it a month later the chamber had 24 lids that did not match any of the remaining 4 containers. Or so I've been told.
Go ahead and get married and be the prime suspect of a murder investigation if anything remotely suspicious happens to them for the rest of their life.
WORDS FORMING SENTENCES
President Zelenskiy's Statement To Russia
Let's take another look at this genius.
The people are upset.
And...
AND...
But that's the system we have.
No! The constitution says the states have the right to do whatever the fuck they want unless the federal government passes a law forbidding it. So, if you are upset then work to get a federal law that will supersede the states.
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Then there is the worse role model in the history of role models.
Nope, "family values" has always been a code word for misogyny. And Trump's behavior falls squarely in line with that.
And remember...
*Every judge threw his "thoroughly and conclusively documented" "evidence" right out of court because it was pure bullshit.
The rest of the world looks on in pity.
*MNBT
Rule #1 in marriage - never criticize your spouse in public.
I take it one step further. A coworker was complaining about my wife snoring during a business trip and I loudly proclaimed that my wife DOES NOT snore - she purrs.
An Italian from New Jersey opened a small BBQ joint in my town and didn't know shit about BBQ. We all assumed he had been set up in business by the witness protection program. He had to close when a couple of dozen people got food poisoning after he added barbecued chicken to the menu. We never saw him again after that.
It's hard to explain how wonderful my life is.
The genie in Aladdin didn't have nipples.
I'm very generous with my lols because in real life I really am hahahahaing after every damn thing.
HUMAN MENAGERIE
Harrison Ford and Ke Huy Quan at D23 Expo, 38 years after Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.
My wife is often amazed at how old people have gotten. Not me. I would be amazed if they didn't age.
This took me a while...
I can't say enough about self-starters.
Bitey Lizard Removal
Speaking of...
If you are into low-flying aircraft I offer you these:
My ex-brother-in-law crashed three helicopters while in the National Guard and couldn't navigate. I asked how he got from place to place and he said he just followed an interstate.
His father was a fighter pilot in WWII. They told him that after 25 missions he could go home. Then they raised it to 30, then 40. When they finally let him come home the war in Europe was over and he was completely insane.
Men and Their Flying Machines
Now imagine trying to wipe your ass with the same level of struggle.
And nary a helmet.
Ukrainian Women in Uniform
And there are STILL men lamenting the fact that there are women warriors. At this point, every military in the world would collapse if all the women were removed.
But more to the point, let's examine the war-fighting ability of the Ukrainians (with women) and the Russians (without women).
It's stunt woman training.
And it is extraordinarily believable.
I feel that every single person you meet is fighting their own personal battle with me specifically.
*Jesus white, Judas black.
I remember asking my wife for road head while I was driving her car and she said, "In my car?! No, thanks, this is where I eat!
OBJECTS OF INTEREST
Guess what this is.
Best high school football mascot ever.
Bayview High School Sharks
*MNBT
Remember when they outlawed it because it looked like marijuana? Fools.
I would really like to know how many animals add things to their bodies as adornment. I don't mean mere preening, but rather the application of foreign matter.
I found it quite odd that the Queen's body was transported in a German vehicle.
A Pokemon drone show in Japan.
I'm all for drones replacing fireworks.
Player 3 has entered the game...
I'm fascinated by kerning problems. Old printing presses used to have a thin insert to overcome it. But more interesting to me is the kerning problem that occurs every time an R abuts an N and looks like an M as in kerning.
Is it any wonder that our ancestors thought that their gods dwelt in the heavens?
Americans seem to have completely rejected the notion of aesthetics in favor of commerce. And I find that sad.
Bread Making
How very wonderful.
Fox Rescue
How do you suppose it got into that fix?
EXAMPLES OF EXCELLENT PHOTOGRAPHY
This cello is older than my country.
I'm not sure I understand the sections that look like windows. Anybody?
And...
It's a piano.
I had noticed years ago that all of my work shirts had two unusual holes in the upper back that I couldn't explain...until today. Today I noticed that when I work I drape my shirt over a card catalog draw whose corners line up with the holes exactly.
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I once showed you the small pile of leftover lath after I had made my large boxes. I used the little bits to make two more small boxes. I think I've shown you this one.
But then I was left with scraps too small for a side so I mounted them vertically.
And many of these pieces had been previously rejected due to having excessive holes. So, I just enlarged the holes to accommodate a dowel peg.
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Next on my agenda is using the pieces of a damaged futon frame I salvaged off the side of the road.
I don't know what kind of wood it is but there's not a knot in the whole lot.
That sat in my file for months but I didn't think it was strong enough. Then I found this...
The patient didn't so much as flinch!
You do realize that even if the stories are true, a whole lot of people are in for a hell of a surprise.
6 comments:
Before: if you noticed, there are crutches leaning against the wall.
Dear Before Anon, Yes, I noticed the crutches and the knee-high cast on his leg. I made an attempt at humor.
But what does "Before" mean? I had to scroll through the whole post to find what you were talking about. Please use the item number below each item. Thank you.
RH
I found it quite odd that the Queen's body was transported in a German vehicle.
^^C6^^
They're Krauts so not really a problem, returning to their roots.
In 1917, the name of the British royal house was changed from the German Saxe-Coburg and Gotha to the English Windsor because of anti-German sentiment in the United Kingdom during the First World War.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Windsor
Before = B4
It was my attempt at humor that I thought you would certainly get. Unfortunately I was incorrect.
Dear Before Anon, Thank you very, very much. I SHOULD have gotten it! We need more people like you. Stay safe, my friend.
RH
Puzzletime: simple substitution A=1, B=2, ... I=9.
123456789 x 9 = 1,111,111,101.
add AJ (1x10)=10
1,111,111,101 + 10 = 1,111,111,111
= A,AAA,AAA,AAA
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