One Of My Very Own
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FOOD FOR THOUGHT
From the [Creationist] Dinosaur and Fossil Museum
in Glendive, MT
And they are SERIOUS about that!
I had a commenter refer to outright lies like those as "minor inconsistencies".
RAGE AGAINST THE REGIME
To think, this is an act of rebellion punishable by years in jail.
Shit like that is what happens when you put religious zealots in charge.
Iranian Zealot Slaps Disobedient Woman And Pays The Price
An Iranian grandmother takes off her hijab in public.
I would like to think I would have the courage to do that.
New Rule: You can't tell me when life begins when you don't even know when an election is over.
There ought to be an annual awards show that finds the religion that came up with the goofiest hat.
ODD HUMAN BEHAVIOR
I haven't a clue. I just thought it was weird enough to make the cut.
Get it?
They are all underwater.
You know the party is going to be wild when they cover the walls with plastic.
The face of betrayal...
Did you notice that he dropped his phone? I almost missed it.
That is what happens when an overprotected child grows up and is never allowed to hurt themselves with physics.
And men are not immune...
Now he's just showing off.
Speaking of...
Who the fuck lives in a house like that?
Watch very carefully.
I bet she raised it from a calf.
October is here; everyone wants a big-tittie Goth girlfriend. Please don't adopt a Goth only for Halloween. They require year-round enrichment, not one month of spooky movie marathons. Leave the care of these delicate and beautiful creatures in the hands of expert keepers.
Is it "screens hotted" or "screenshat"?
OBJECTS OF INTEREST
Child's Play
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Lumber metal detector
It looks like scraps that will be chopped up to make particleboard or something like it. And I imagine a nail would really fuck up the chipping machine.
Hurricane Preparation
I've always thought that motels putting their patio furniture in the swimming pool was a brilliant move.
Okay, but good luck getting him out of there.
They put the "House" in houseboat.
For those of you less familiar with the workings of farm animals, ducks and chickens will lay eggs regularly. Still, they are unfertilized eggs (sort of like women having a menstrual cycle with their unfertilized eggs). You need a drake to get fertilized duck eggs and a rooster to get fertilized chicken eggs.
Ducks typically lay more eggs than chickens. Commercial chickens lay about 250 eggs a year, but commercial ducks can lay 300-350 eggs yearly. Large chicken eggs weigh 24-26 ounces per dozen while duck eggs weigh 32-34 ounces per dozen.
*MNBT
Branch Manager and Assistant Branch Manager
WTF is an acronym?
I'm not saying we were poor but when my dad came to career day he pulled all the copper out of the classroom walls.
LISTEN TO THIS
-sound on-
Grandma enjoying a cookie.
🎶I Fell Good🎶
Directions
Girl "Sings"
Train Hits Cop Car with Handcuffed Woman Inside.
What were the odds of parking on train tracks and getting hit by a train? Mind-boggling.
Trickle Down
House of Horror With Sound
Avalanche
Wait for his comment.
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3 comments:
Puzzle time: ZZ stop
C4: surprised that metal detection would occur after dimensioning. At pulp mills, a huge chipper (which turns a 12” diameter x 20 ft log into chips in about 5 seconds), metal detection is always done before a knife gets near it
^^D3^^ this is the funniest thing I've seen in a while. Is there a way to copy videos from your pages? I'd love to send that to several Irish friends but Safari on my Mac won't let me download it.
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