One Of My Very Own
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WORDS FORMING SENTENCES
Law makers exempt themselves from the very laws they pass that the rest of us have to obey.
I had to look it up:
Dew, Ahh, Diddy, Diddy, Dumb, Diddy, Dew
You and your spouse are demonstrating what marriage should be. Don't stay in a miserable marriage "for the children" because you are setting a very bad example.
It's legal bribery.
Following me posting my recipe for a wonderful spinach/gorgonzola sauce for steaks, a commenter wrote: Who would put a thick cream sauce on a fillet? I wrote back: That would be the French...but what do they know about cooking?
I couldn't agree more.
I saw that sign when I was in Alaska.
In the age of cell phones, the area code has become the ancestral clan name or heraldry. It is a marker of old stories, loyalties, a statement that says, "There was a land I came from but am there no longer."
Death: I'm here to take you. Any last...
Me: Fucking finally. Let's go!
Death: I miss the begging, the crying, the pleas of not being ready. You know what? Fuck it. You stay. I will never understand you, artists.
HUMAN FEMALES
I'm a smile guy. If a woman smiles at me I will do anything for her.
Some women seem to pride themselves in looking "high maintenance". I avoid such women.
Frédéric Soulacroix (Oct. 01, 1858 - Sep. 03, 1933)
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I think he used the same model over and over.
The angry tears of bigotry are the waves that float my boat.
She looks like she just rolled a joint and she can't help but admire its perfection.
What a stupid place to put a grill. I feel sorry for her. Just trying to cook dinner and now everything is ruined.
I watched a guy rip open a box at the grocery store and shove a handful of frozen chicken nuggets into his pocket so I guess my life is okay.
Why is it perfectly acceptable to read all day, or to garden all day, or be at the pool all day, to work all day, to shop all day, to be out with your friends all day, but the minute you decide to sit at a computer and game all day you're wasting your life?
HUMANS WITH SCROTUMS
Now think of that last lady with her grill.
Just like a little kid yelling "Look at me! Look at me!"
Downhill Skateboard
What's in the tunnels that keep eating all the skaters, and why is that one guy immune?
While I was seated in a crowded bar and grill I heard a middle-aged woman berate her husband for his beginning to grow a beard loud enough for half the bar to hear her. She was screaming that he looked dirty and that all men with beards looked like criminals, etc, etc. Finally, another man with a beard stood up, walked over, and said to her loud enough for the bar to hear, "My wife loves the feel of my beard on the inside of her thighs."
I would think the percentage of pedophiles is the same in any given group.
Rep. Andrew Clyde cowers at the approach of a blood-maddened mob he would later refer to as a "tourist visit".
I understand his lying, I've done it myself. But I have never told a lie that is so easily refuted...ON FILM!
He may be talking about a miracle drug that very effectively keeps you from dying from a pandemic that killed millions.
And until Trump showed up and gave everyone permission to show their true stripes I thought America was over it also.
A hurricane survivor told a newsman that it was so bad that he hadn't had a shower in three days. Amateur.
Canadian Tennis
Bottle Art
Colt Rescued
Astronaut Scott Kelly dissolved an effervescent tablet in a floating ball of water on the ISS.
Ukrainian Phone Call
Said to be between two Russians.
If doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results is the definition of insanity, what is the definition of practice?
“Mars is essentially in the same orbit. Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe.”
- Dan Quayle (true)
OBJECTS OF INTEREST
When I gamble with my wife we use the bookie's line to keep it fair. I had the University of South Carolina and she had SC State - a small predominantly black school. The bookies gave SCS 39½. The final score was a South Carolina victory of 50 to 10. I won by ½ point.
I tell that story in my awe at how well the bookies can predict the final score of a game. Oh, there are some blowouts one way or the other, but dozens of times the final score is within a point or two of what the bookies predicted.
The is the Russian Consulate in NYC right now. I am loving this!
When I made my small "book boxes" it took a long time to scratch the sides of the books with a box cutter to look like paper pages.
So, I screwed a couple of dozen screws through a piece of wood, then attached it to another piece of wood on which I attached a large handle.
Now all I have to do is score the boards with my device and in seconds create the illusion of stacked paper.
During one of our outings, my wife and I found a large pile of dozens of these very heavy devices next to a railroad track downtown. They had obviously been there a long, long time.
My question is - what can I do with them. No suggestion is too silly.
They had these in Europe, but I have yet to see one in America.
As you drive into a parking lot you buy a ticket for the estimated time you need to park. Then you just put the ticket on the dashboard.
Near my home, they have a parking lot with dozens of spaces and every single one of them has a parking meter when one would do.
Old Irish Mansion was Built in the 1760s.
I will never forget the English puppeteer who told me how he was turning an old gatehouse into a castle into a puppet theater. I asked about getting past the historical preservation people and he said, "Why? It's only 300 years old."
Feeding this rescued Tawny Frogmouth chick
Interspecies Friendship
Fort Myers Beach 15-Foot Storm Surge
Why aren't the TV preachers telling us how God is punishing Florida with Ian?
What observation is the man making?
5 comments:
^^D5^^ Ralph, you need to get out more. These kind of parking meters have been in use in several suburbs of Boston for a decade or more. Probably lots of other places as well.
puzzle time
"This is how much I value your opinion."
Dear Billr, I ain't in Boston. I live in a city without them. So cut me some slack will you?
RH
Dear Inch, Almost. Think common phase.
RH
C8 would you rather the racists be silent and not know they're at? I would wanna know their position and know the mouth it came from. Let the bells ring! Let bigotry fly, cause the silent ones are the most dangerous.
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