TUESDAY #5039

One Of My Very Own 

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FOOD FOR THOUGHT

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Fuck Putin.

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We all know how to make America great again - buy American products. But we would rather save a few bucks.

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Indeed.

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Does she have to stand alone? Or will you stand up too? In solidarity with Iran's women. With all women. For freedom. For equal rights. For human rights. For the right to choose.

Rid yourself of the abuser...

Women Joining Forces

-sound on-

I thought that was very powerful.

I'm not sure what to make of this next one but it is very difficult to ignore.

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Indict him already!

For one reason or another...

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It has been proven that saying the blessing before meals only encourage the termites in your home to eat faster.

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"Well shove a stick up my ass and call me a corndog, how the hell are you?"

- things white people say

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THOSE WHO CREATE

When miniskirts first came out my father said, "Now they have two more checks to powder and another head of hair to comb."

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I like that one.

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I'm pretty sure that is not functional.

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What do they do about burrowing animals?

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???

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The largest rock carvings in the world, known as the Dabous giraffes, are found near the Aïr massif in Niger

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Turkey Skin Teddy Bear

He said he sold these. I don't believe him.

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Amazonesia: When you forget what you ordered when the package arrives.

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IT'S FUCKED UP THAT MUSICIANS EAT SANDWICHES BY PLACING THEM INSIDE TROMBONES AND HONKING THEM INTO EACH OTHER'S MOUTHS.

That is an example of defamiliarization, where something perfectly normal, conventional, and ordinary - like honkwiching - is described as something weird.

- trombone player probably

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PEOPLE DOING THINGS 

I CAN'T OR WON'T DO

Street Food is the best food.

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How did he know the pipe would hold?

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丟臉: To lose face; to bring shame to oneself; to be disgraceful

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The physics of that escapes me.

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*Verification Requested

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*I seriously doubt that. Dentists terrify me.

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Truck "Ramp"

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Man vs Nature: Nature Won

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RIP, Dad. I know you are looking up at me right now.

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DEAD PARAKEET FOR SALE

Not going cheap.

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WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT

And to think, barbers, shopkeepers, teachers, etc, live there and get to marvel at their surroundings every day.

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So, the narrator just shouts the whole time?

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A perfect example of applied physics.

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Paranoid Emu

-sound on-

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What do these two items have in common?