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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Tuesday, October 25, 2022

TUESDAY #5053

One Of My Very Own

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I have been working very hard on my next box and this leaves me little time for blogging. So please understand if the next few blogs are abbreviated.

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I'll never forget Donald Trump accusing the Emmys of being rigged when he didn't win. We all should have taken that as a serious character flaw.

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"It's his way of testing your faith" is the biggest copout of the motive of an all-loving God causing misery that I could ever dream up. Consider this: HE KNOWS EVERYTHING! He knows if your faith is strong. He knows if your faith will not be enough to withstand the storm he wrought. Yet he does it anyway.

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The rejection of science...SCIENCE!...by millions of Americans is group insanity that I certainly didn't see coming.

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Where the blame lies.

- please listen to this -

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Do you want to be a racist? Because supporting a racist makes you a racist.

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Elvira is just Goth Dolly Parton.

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OBJECTS OF INTEREST


My favorite creature

And talented, too.

*Viewer Contribution

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That's why you don't stand around gawking.

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I had a grill like that once. I had it hooked up to natural gas so I didn't have to mess around changing tanks.

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I think it would have been funnier if they had arranged the model on a couch like in the Titanic movie.

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There are fossils then there are fossils...

This fossil is about 71 million years old, and it is covered with Ammolite, which exhibits a natural gamut of bright. Ammolite is an opal-like organic gemstone found primarily along the eastern slopes of the Rocky Mountains of North America. It is made of the fossilized shells of ammonites, which in turn are composed primarily of aragonite, the same mineral contained in nacre, with a microstructure inherited from the shell.

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Speaking of - this is what is under the hood of the Ford Electric Pickup.

A trunk!
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As I understand it, the sign was meant to inform EMTs to look for an infant in any wreckage.

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I wonder what the anti-vax people will do with that.

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Shoebill stork performing its mating call sounding like gunfire.

Yes, these birds are real, they are genetically the closest species to dinosaurs we have living today. Sound is done by clicking its huge upper and lower bill together with rapid motion. The shoebill is classified as Vulnerable, meaning the species is at high risk of becoming extinct. Estimates suggest there are only between 3,300 and 5,300 mature individuals left in the wild, and populations are on the decline.

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When computers get too hot they freeze.

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How lucky are we that mosquitoes don't target our eyes?

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A HUMAN MENAGERIE


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But what did he offer her? A little rose?

*ADDED LATER: Gummy Bear.

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That reminds me of my tiny daughter walking in while I was going down on her mother and the child demanded to know if I was hurting her mother...what with all the moaning and all.

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Anybody?

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Another glitch in the matrix.

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I love women's feet not to do anything to them. I just think they are incredibly beautiful.

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A famous Ukrainian sniper and her beloved got married right at the front.

The men who think women don't belong in the army ought to meet that lady.

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Bear Encounter

The dude literally punched a bear off a cliff.

Here's my favorite still.

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Let's take another look at one of the greatest moments in television history. 

The show was called Connections and they should run reruns.
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Posting Stupid Things Song

Guilty.

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There's a chance that some astronaut drew a penis on the moon and it's still there.

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Adding ice cream to your shopping cart immediately starts a timer on your shopping trip.

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PLACES I WILL NEVER VISIT


New York is divided into police precincts and the boundary between the two of them is a chest-high rock wall that runs alongside Central Park. A cop told me that right before quitting time he and his partner got a call about a man sleeping on the sidewalk. When they got there they found a dead homeless guy which means they would have hours of reports to fill out. So, they tossed the body over the wall into Central Park and drove away. On the way to sign out of the precinct, they got another call and went back only to find the same dead guy laying on the same sidewalk. The Central Park police had tossed the body back over the wall!

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Uh...okay.

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An illustration of how people get pregnant without penetration.

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An engineering marvel.

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Say no more.

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I seem to remember that shit like that happens in India because damn near everybody steals electricity right off the pole. 

Is that true?

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This birthday cake was made to look like something rather famous. What?







11 comments:

Anonymous said...

B3: there's too much going on in this photo for me not to comment. The woman is clearly athletic with thighs that could crush a watermelon. Her left hand is impervious to the heat coming off of the grill. Her phone precariously teeters on the edge of death, waiting for the slightest vibration to send it to his doom.

Ralph Henry said...

Dear B3 Anon, You missed the wheel of the grill being dangerously close to the edge of the porch.
EH

Anonymous said...

C3.... it was a Gummy Bear candy.

Thorhees21 said...

Puzzle time --- BattleAxe ???

Ralph Henry said...

Dear Thor, Not even close. Think movie prop...done badly.
RH

Doctor WeTodd said...

A6 Trump did it, Hillary did it, the list goes on and on. Left wing media only point out the right wing doing it. All politicians are crooked crybabies

Anonymous said...

A1: Ahh yes...the secret to a long and happy marriage...low expectations.. Oldie but goodie.

Ralph Henry said...

Dear Dr., Yes, but only one party's leader sent his minions to storm our capital.
RH

Anonymous said...

A10: HA, HA, HA

Burgervan said...

PUZZLE TIME: Ron Jeremy's Cock? hahaha

Anonymous said...

A bit late, but that was a Ring Pop, a lollipop attached to a ring

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