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I once had a guy call an anesthesiologist a "dumb ass" for not knowing where his car's fuse box was. Think about how much of his brain would be required to remember where the fuse box is compared to remembering and applying all the technical data required not to kill a patient.
A walking Dunning-Krueger Effect.
If you don't want to be called a Nazi then quit acting like a Nazi.
*I had to look it up.
When I watch old film clips of streets scenes and such I see people who had the same thoughts as us. Some of those people just got laid. Some are in pain. Some have no idea where their next meal will come from. There's an artist or two. And probably a murderer.
*Viewer Contribution
I'm not sure "romanticizing" is the correct term but I love standing under my gigantic oak tree and looking up through its magnificent limbs. But mostly I treasure making something beautiful and lasting with my own hands.
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Most conservative people are not Capitalists - they are consumers who work for Capitalists. They own nothing that generates wealth. I on the other hand do.
When I was young my dad kept a bean jar filled with all kinds of dried beans. Whenever I misbehaved he would dramatically remove a bean and flush it down the toilet. He told me that when the jar was empty the world would end.
How did the first person to shoot fish in a barrel describe how easy it was?
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A 1927 Packard left behind in an abandoned factory.
In the 1980s I bought a 1948 GMC pickup that had been parked in a barn for twenty years. After putting on four new tires and a fresh battery it cranked right up and standing beside it you could hear it running. The woman said that her farmer husband had never driven it out of the county.
My brother used something similar. His were made of springs. When using them for arm curls like this...
You had to be very careful not to look down because many times it would slip off your foot and smack you in the face.
Her risking everything to save the cat three times was the stupidest thing I have ever seen happen in a good movie.
My sister told me that they kept turtles in their manmade pond as an alligator warning. If the turtles disappear then the pond has an alligator.
Amazing.
The size of the fight in this dog.
The caption balloons don't actually have to extend to the person's mouth. All they have to do is point in the general direction of the talker. I find the above very distracting.
^^B7^^
That's one of the stupid habits that I learned in my youth that I can't break.
Tempus Fugit
Latin for Time Flies
I say we change the word fuck to duck and show autocorrect who's really in charcoal around here.
Beef jerky is just a cow raisin.
PEOPLE NOT LIKE THE REST OF US
I think teams of young atheists ought to travel around teaching people the joy of sinning.
I put flat-earthers in the same loony bin as climate change deniers.
Do any of you religious people ever look at one of your practices and realize how silly they are?
An Abused Comedian
Yes, the club pressed charges.
Do you think that having so very many people makes them value each individual life less?
I guessing that was staged just like this one.
A friend of mine insisted that he be photographed sprawled on a chair with his empty pockets turned inside out to demonstrate how much money he had spent.
Somehow he had to make that whole event about him.
And here's another act of bullshit. So, you wrote HELP ME on the soles of the groom just. Like. A. Million. Other. Guys.
I don't dislike pranks but think of one for yourself.
The phrase "Done to death" comes to mind.
The best part of being old is that this is a valid excuse for anything and everything.
Work and you'll never do what you love a day in your life.
The first step in making society better is caring about things that don't affect you directly.
FOR AMUSEMENT ONLY
One of the greatest laugh out loud scenes in filmdom.
"WE'VE GOT A BLEEDER!!!"
Penises are often disparaged in movies.
That's not very funny.
I only posted it because that old fart looks like me.
This was my wife's exact reaction on our second date when I asked her if she would like to get naked and have the nastiest sex either one of us could think of.
And...
This is what my wife sees when I yell for her to come into the bedroom for a "surprise".
I'm reminded of what Mae West said when the lady told her that she didn't think sex was nasty - "You're doing it wrong."
Who Let The Dogs Out, Indeed
I dare you not to join the laughter
A source I trust told me she's a 9 but she squirts like a pressure washer.
*That is probably a better verbal joke.
8 comments:
Puzzle. Time: two Wrights started out making bicycles and then made airplanes.
^^D4^^ and that's exactly why I sent it to you.
Do you think you could post all your politics say, before the puzzle, and the remainder , non politics after the puzzle? This would be a helpful service indeed.
Puzzle
An airplane, of course.
Dear Mike, Of course, I could. I am the master of my own universe.
RH
A3: You again demo for all the pot calling the kettle black.
B7: It's your ADD...get help.
D8: Bragard. You, me, we once commented on who was a bigger lier...Trump or Biden. Well the results are in....it's Biden!
Go on enjoy your sense of moral superiority. Fun to watch once and awhile.
Without the dogma you would have one of the best blogs out there....your choice Mr. master of your own universe. TeHe..Tehe..Tehe
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