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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Saturday, November 19, 2022

SATURDAY #5078

One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: 

ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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NOTE: I'm still very, very busy but at least I have the box built. Now I attach the clever parts.


FUN WITH LANGUAGE


Fetterman is so big, why doesn't he simply eat the other 99?

^^A1^^

Maybe.

^^A2^^

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^^A4^^

These are GREAT!

^^A5^^

Worth the read...

^^A6^^

Sucking the caviar straight out of the fish's cunt?

^^A7^^

^^A8^^

I almost missed this.

^^A9^^

^^A10^^

Quick question for the Evangelical Christians out there...

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Dr: We had to remove your colon.

Me Why?

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I'm taking a break from social media. This is just too toxic. I'll see Y'all in 11 minutes.

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ON A SERIOUS NOTE


^^B1^^

Fuck you.

^^B2^^

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^^B4^^

What a fucking sleaze bag.

^^B5^^

"Crystal Night" was the Nazi's Jan. 6.

^^B6^^

Iranian Bravery

Parmida Ghasemi takes off her hijab when she wins the Archery Competition in Iran. People scream in support of her.

^^B7^^

Dictatorship Advocate

^^B8^^

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When I die, please bury me in whichever T-shirt would be the funniest on a skeleton.

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They are finished, so why aren't paintings called painteds?

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MACHINES


There is so much wrong with that.

^^C1^^

Sure, lady, stand right on the edge and take a picture.

^^C2^^

If the flight attendant didn't do something about that I would sue.

I would consider this torture...

^^C3^^

Big Tire

^^C4^^

Multitasking

^^C5^^

Pipe Bending

It looks like a guy with a hat on...

It reminded another guy of this...

^^C6^^

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A positive thing about aging is that there is a higher and higher chance that someone has died that witnessed you do something embarrassing in the past and that memory is gone forever.

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Many men learned how to shave their faces from their dad, but most men had to figure out how to shave their balls by themselves.

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HUMAN ACTIVITY


Photographer Eric Brummel stabilized his camera to capture Earth's rotation.

^^D1^^

I couldn't have resisted either.

^^D2^^

Slinky Pro

^^D3^^

Remember me telling you I wanted to learn to knit?

That is why.

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I like the little foot measurer. They used to X-ray our feet at the shoe store.

^^D5^^

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I wonder if that would increase or decrease the property value.

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Is that irony?

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That's underwater.

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I haven't a clue.

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Elephant Aid

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Did you ever stop to ask yourself what the carnivores ate?

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3 comments:

billr said...

^^B5^^ You'd think with all the money he collects from selling his crap on his web page & pod cast, and the money his fans keep sending him because they're idiots, that he could afford to buy shirts that would let him button them all the way up. Does he seriously think he looks sexy like that?

Inchworm said...

A3 - Except it was not shipped here whole, rather in many, many pieces to be assembled onsite. Amusing thought, though.

Ralph Henry said...

Dear Inchworm, I don't think that was meant to be factual.
RH

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