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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Sunday, November 20, 2022

SUNDAY #5079

One Of My Very Own

*They can't all be gems.

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READ ME, SEYMOUR


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Buying is the smart move no matter what sacrifices it requires.

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Is that another way to say fighting?

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"Are you glad to see me or is that..."

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Define "stuffed".

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I found this exceedingly interesting.

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The city should hire the guy who salts the fries at Mcdonald's to do the roads.

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My wife purposely downloads smaller viruses on her computer to help it build immunity.

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PLACES UNLIKE WHERE I LIVE


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I used to really like that show about what would happen if there were no more humans. One of the coolest things I learned was that the lights would stay on in many places due to nuclear power plants.

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I don't think I got an answer to my questions about the strengths of such things. Are they as strong as tornados on land?

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I wonder how many people have ever laid in a bed and watched that.

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The Confederates started digging a train tunnel near Clemson, SC but only got halfway through the mountain. Come to find out it's the perfect temperature for aging blue cheese.

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I'm not anti-mountain but I've tried looking out over a view like that and got tired of it never changes. Give me the ocean any day.

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I wonder if the robe costs extra.

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Have you ever wondered how they get all that cool footage of planes?

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"If you build it..."

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My favorite part of Paris was people-watching from an outdoor cafe.

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It seems to me that the car is in a very precarious spot.

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The wife and I got out of the car in Death Valley and it wasn't any hotter than it was back home.

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I've asked several times how young people find mates in such places. I think that was the whole purpose of Stone Henge - for young men to find a wife.

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Meat consumed as comfort food is also an emotional support animal.

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In the board game Clue, the killer must have left behind a messy crime scene if players can’t tell if Mr. Boddy was shot, stabbed, strangled, or beaten.

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A HUMAN MENAGERIE


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White people like to say, "Well, they shouldn't have run from the police." It never occurs to them that they are afraid of being murdered.

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 I like just about anything that is a unique one-of-a-kind item.

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Black people have many more options for what to do with their hair.

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I'm starting to think I need an exotic pet.

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I have a friend who IS NOT a scientist but he got a job at a remote science station abroad and loves it.

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I know I talk about it often but I've never slept as well as I do now.

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Stuck Truck

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Attempted Robbery

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We live on a planet where every so often, a mountain explodes. And we’re just supposed to be okay with that.

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How society views donkeys versus zebras is an example of how pretty privilege works.

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OBJECTS OF INTEREST


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It's been a while since I've seen one of those "repairs". I find them delightful.

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Just like mine, only mine is indoors.

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Painting brick is a mistake.

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A picture that tells a story.

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 No, his drug of choice was alcohol.

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4 comments:

billr said...

RE: Donkeys vs. zebras – zebras are totally useless animals. They've never been domesticated and are generally disagreeable. Donkeys have served mankind for thousands of years, and are endangered because some cultures (looking at you, China) like to use the skins in their "traditional" (AKA sham) medicine.

Source: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/nov/21/worlds-donkeys-being-decimated-by-demand-for-chinese-medicine

Anonymous said...

Women younger than my Wife: Do men really like big hard fake Boobs? I seriously want to know. They look like (and probably feel like) cantaloupe glued to a board.

Ralph Henry said...

Dearest Cantaloupe Lady, I really didn't notice the breasts. I was admiring that beautifully shaped chin.
But to answer your question, All men love All boobs, period.
RH

Suppe said...

#D5
definitely less pretty but it is insulated now.

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