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FOOD FOR THOUGHT
One of my wife's friends confessed that she got an F in a course even though she had fucked the professor. After she left I screeched, "What kind of skank pussy that bitch got?!?!
Every conservative argument comes down to not how much good will be done but how much money it will cost them.
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I told my #1 advisor that if Putin had invaded Uganda while Idi Amin was literally eating his people I would have sided with Uganda.
You don't need to hire a proofreader, just ask your secretary to look it over.
What answering "The Lord works in mysterious ways" really means is "Thinking is hard".
In my area, peach sorters are almost all black people. The owner of one peach company told me that the sorters asked if they could wear headphones to listen to music while they sorted and the owner agreed with the stipulation that if productivity suffered then they would be banned. But productivity went up...way up. He deduced that their hands moved to the beat and the beat was fast.
In college, I pirated my ethics textbook.
Imagine Benjamin Franklin looking down from beyond the grave as people use electricity to shock their nipples for sexual stimulation.
PEOPLE
I would like to meet that young woman.
I know a man in trouble when I see one...
That gem merchant who bought all three seats on a transatlantic flight so he could sleep stretched out on the floor had hands adorned similarly.
It looks like the final photo of a suicide pact.
And...
NO! Every group has evil ones. Picking out every Republican nutcase only leads to reprisals.
What infuriates me is that the Catholic Church identified their evil ones and did nothing about it. That was the true evil.
Asians.
*That is not a real penis. It is a rubber replica.
I just flew in from the mutation lab and boy are my arms legs.
All those galaxies with trillions of planets and you ended up on the one with a 40-hour work week.
PLACES
I would watch that all night.
I would have personally paid a bricklayer to do that right.
I think I would have trimmed it away from the windows.
The contents of a nest of a Harpy Eagle
It was stated that the human was for scale but the foreshortening fucked that up.
"Oversize".
It is a pretty cool coincidence that the human brain contains around the same number of neurons as there are stars in the Milky Way.
This is NOT the same heat Mozart was wearing them wigs in.
THINGS
It's not stupid if it works.
I'm going to guess that they are carpet layers and need the extension when transporting rolls of carpet.
"Well, I see your problem right there..."
I think that's a real horse.
Speaking of...
Mako Shark comes to say hello to some fisherman
Adult female dolphin gets tired of pesky young male
It wasn't clear if the young male was after her or her daughter, but this mom was having none of it. She chased the male around for about 15 minutes and probably gave it a few new rake marks. Rake marks are the result of one dolphin raking its teeth across another dolphin.
Isn't that one of the forbidden foods?
Hahahabananaha!
2 comments:
C8: what I like about this image is that the giraffe is constrained in a cage, and the sign that the truck is passing indicates that camels, wombats, and kangaroos are roaming freely.
^^A8^^ It's always pissed me off that people call these tanks sensory "deprivation" tanks. No, they are sensory "isolation" tanks. Big difference. A main point of Dr John Lilly's experimants with them was that your mind-set going into something can and will influence your experience of it.
^^B8^^ But the Catholic Church didn't do "nothing" about it, they actively hid and protected and often reassigned the perpetrators to new locations where they could continue to assault children. That is the evil. And, they were never punished.
^^B10^^ HAHAHABANANAHA!
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