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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Wednesday, November 16, 2022

WENESDAY #5075

One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: 

ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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NOTE: I'm still in abbreviated posts mode. There are only so many hours in a day.


Several days ago I showed you four milk crates filled with bits to be attached to the box I am working on. Those 500+ bits have been installed and I only had a few left over.

Each of those bits had to be individually cut both length and width, sanded, painted, scored, and stained so that no two of them were alike.

I only have the 50 bits that will cover the lid remaining but these are the most detailed pieces and could easily take a week.

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READ ME, SEYMOUR


Well, only on special Saturday nights after a few drinks.

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Do the people in European countries get dozens of spam calls a day?

 And if not how did they stop them?

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Our governor actually BRAGGED about South Carolina not obeying Washington's directives to social distance, wear masks, and get a vaccine. That after our hospitals were overflowing and the resulting carnage lowered our life expectancy by five years. But by god he owned the libs.

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Anti-theft message on his catalytic converter...

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On a serious note...

*Verification Requested

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Hahahabananaha!

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Respect my trans friends or I'm going to identify as a fucking problem.

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Instead of a sticker, we should get a hot dog when we vote. This is supposed to be America.

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OBJECTS OF INTEREST


Do you think they painted it?

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I got this from my friend in London:

I wondered if you might like to post this edit I did a few years back for Veterans/Remembrance day. I think the Original had just a clear blue sky so I added the North Atlantic-shaped clouds. Our Servicemen and Women cannot be held in high enough regard and we owe them ALL so much. Lest we forget. All the best, Ralph. 

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Just because I support public art does not mean I appreciate all public art.

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It's all about the guilt.

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I chose cremation because I don't have six friends to carry my casket.

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I'm in such a good place right now. Oh, not mentally, of course, just Home Depot with a credit card some idiot on the phone sent me.

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PEOPLE TRYING THEIR BEST


For our road trips, I bought my wife a toilet seat that fits in the trailer hitch.

(that is not my wife)

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"Put me in the game, Coach!"

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I've never sued anyone but in that case, I would sue.

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The smugness on his face.

^^C5^^

That happens more often than I would have thought.

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Girls waiting for communion all look like porn movies...

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One of my favorite things to do at the beach was switch to beer directly after my morning coffee.

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If you wear a falconry glove to the park and frantically look around the sky everyone with a small dog will leave.

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Fruits that do not live up to their names:

Passionfruit

Grapefruit

Honeydew

Dragonfruit

Fruits that do live up to their names:

Orange

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HUMAN FOLLY


Interestingly, it's difficult to differentiate between laughing and grimacing.

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Yeah, Coors will do that to you.

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She will be okay. Her face broke the fall.

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One time a girl ran into a bar.

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But wait, there's MORE!

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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

C1: A crap strap is unnecessary. Just squat and lean your back up against a tree. If you can be on the uphill side of a tree it's better the steeper the hill is (to a point).

Anonymous said...

Women Younger Than My Wife Section

May we get a different camera angle on that please.

Thank you.
B.Baggins

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