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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Monday, December 12, 2022

MONDAY #5101

 One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: 

ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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LANGUAGE


There are self-starters then there is that lady.

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Ouch!

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I had to look it up:

Gundam is a Japanese military fiction media franchise. Created by Yoshiyuki Tomino and Sunrise (now Bandai Namco Filmworks), the franchise features giant ...

Mobile Suit Gundam ·

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1953

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Think about that for a minute. Some people don't want children to learn that in their grandfather's youth black people were forced to sit in the back of buses. Why, exactly, would anyone be opposed to that?

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I have had commenters state that there is no difference between the two parties.

But votes like the one illustrated above belies that notion.

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I pay cash for everything except gasoline. And the only reason I use a credit card for gas is so I don't have to go inside.

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The last time I tried to play pool I learned that I could focus on the ball or on the pocket but not both.

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This is a rather unusual story that I encourage you to read.

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Loab - AI Literature

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I read an article about Doomers and their insatiable need for discovering bad news. Here are some of the facts that we need to discuss more.

Can you imagine a normal person walking down a corridor in a hospital and informing all those hundreds of medical professionals that the masks they are wearing don't work? Think about that...please.

Here's what I read in countless comments:

"You took the advice of your doctor?!?! I did my own research and now I know a whole lot more about masks and vaccines than she does."

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An Airbus 380 is on its way across the Atlantic. It flies consistently at 800 km/h at 30,000 feet when suddenly a Eurofighter with a Tempo Mach 2 appears. The pilot of the fighter jet slows down, flies alongside the Airbus, and greets the pilot of the passenger plane by radio: "Airbus, boring flight isn’t it? Now have a look here!" He rolls his jet on its back, accelerates, breaks through the sound barrier, rises rapidly to a dizzying height, and then swoops down almost to sea level in a breathtaking dive. He loops back next to the Airbus and asks: "Well, how was that?" The Airbus pilot answers: "Very impressive, but watch this!" The jet pilot watches the Airbus, but nothing happens. It continues to fly straight, at the same speed. After 15 minutes, the Airbus pilot radios, "Well, how was that? Confused, the jet pilot asks, "What did you do?" The Airbus pilot laughs and says: "I got up, stretched my legs, walked to the back of the aircraft to use the washroom, then got a cup of coffee and a chocolate fudge pastry."

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The moral of the story is: When you’re young, speed and adrenaline seem to be great. But as you get older and wiser, you learn that comfort and peace are more important.

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Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you won't let go of.

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*Powerful that.

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I can't die yet. I'm not done procrastinating.

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LIVING BEINGS


In baseball, you can wait until the ball is pitched to start paying attention. In football, it's the snap of the ball. But in soccer, you have to pay attention constantly. For that reason, I put two parallel pieces of tape on the floor between me and the TV and have forbidden my wife to step into that zone during the World Cup matches.

*MNBT

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When I see a woman doing nothing more than showing off her body I think of this...

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*Verification Requested

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Driver's Ed

Teaching a young person to drive is a real trip.

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Really? Doesn't that bother anyone but me?

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God, I hate it when that happens to me.

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I think alternative foods should be given a whole new name. Veggie Burgers should drop the burger and just call it a meatish sandwich or something similar.

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Speaking of...

Mime Jester

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An Old Penis Joke

I posted that because I thought that the laughter was contagious.

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UK Bison - Pay Attention

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The time the pharmacist didn't know my name and shouted, "Yo, erectile dysfunction, you forgot your change."

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Banning me from your store won't re-virgin that olive oil.

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INANIMATE OBJECTS


I post that every Christmas season because I think it's hilarious.

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Latest image of our neighbor planet 'Mars' by Perseverance rover

I could imagine an impact hurling giant chunks of bedrock out across the landscape.

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I think most people buy much too much car for their needs. I had a friend whose family drove very small cars and when it came time for a family vacation he rented a van. Brilliant.

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Have you ever tried to read the Quran? I have. And if you want to be confused about divine penmanship give it a read.

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One of the people I respect more than almost anybody was the head of security for the world's largest maker of ATMs. As I understand it, he quit because it wasn't fun anymore.

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Make a game of it.

Using only your eyes, try to place the pieces on the right in the correct location of the image on the left.

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I'm not sure I understand the point.

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I think I've answered my own question.

With those types of staggered steps, you can climb steeper.

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If that's not a hole in the sweater then it should be.

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The Art Of Slicing

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Fair Ride

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The Phone

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Tile Art

That reminds me of me making my Book Box.

But I found it amazing that he cut all those shapes by hand. I would have thought a laser cutter would have been involved.

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5 comments:

Anonymous said...

A10: It just foments hate. You just love stirring the pot and promoting more division. You should be proud. Your like some bitch that will never forget you forgot her birthday 30 years ago and brings it up every year. My european ancestors were mistreated by the Romans for a 1,000 years. Don’t you ever want to complain about that? The people your think you are crusading for were never slaves, I never had a slave, my parents never had a slave and you were never a slave. When do you think you will get around to preaching about the travesty of us homosapiens mistreatment of the neanderthals? I’m pretty sure you won’t post this cause, you know.

Inchworm said...

puzzle time
somebody slipped on a banana peel

Anonymous said...

Anonymous' comment about A10. First.... WTF Dude? Second.... Anger Management. Third.... LOL

Ralph Henry said...

Dear A10 Anon, Is it possible to teach German children about Hitler and those 6 million dead Jews without fomenting hate and promoting division? Or Japanese children about Pearl Harbor and war crimes?
I don't want hate or division. I want the truth. And the truth is that I was allowed to sit in the front of the bus and my black neighbors were not. The truth is that when black Americans who fought in WWII came home they couldn't eat in the same diners that allowed German prisoners on work details to patronize.
I want my grandson to be taught every fact about my government's mistreatment of Native Americans.
And I want every child in America to not only know these facts but to know why such things were allowed to happen.
RH

Ralph Henry said...

Dear Funny A10 Rebuttal Person, I would like to buy you a beer.
RH

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