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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Sunday, December 11, 2022

SUNDAY #5100

 One Of My Very Own

*They can't all be gems.


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SUNDAY SILLINESS


I heard that they didn't have enough soccer players in their entire country to make a team so they drafted the bus driver who drove them to the game.

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*If God knew every thought in every head why was that necessary?

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I don't know much about Art but I know what I like...

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*MNBT

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Lifelong friendships are strange. I once watched a guy drink four margaritas out of an Ugg boot and now he has a son named Arnold.

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It is thought that your dog estimates the time of your return home by how much of your smell is left in the house from your morning routine.

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FOOD FOR THOUGHT


What if you saw this on the beach?

Figurehead washed up on Hove UK beach

There are dozens of potential Hearts of Stone in that one photo.

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I was that way when I rejected the magic and became an atheist. It saddened me that I was so gullible for so many years.

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"Made friends with Chinese bandits" translates into blowjobs for all.

Considering what she accomplished, could that possibly be her real name?

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BTW, NEVER EVER ask a returning warrior if they killed anyone.

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What a wonderful thing to do. I would keep them forever.

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The caption read:

When a cougar at the bar is eyeing your wiener a bit aggressively.

There are multiple things about that that are troubling.

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How fucked up do you have to be to overcome a species imperative?

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Electricity

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But how many shots did it take her to do that?

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Protest in China following the death of 10 people that could not escape due to Covid lockdowns

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Reaction To Baby

Several commenters thought that was staged.

What it sounds like to me is that grandma ended up being asked to babysit five days a week and is fucking tired of it.

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Rejected Lamb

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Feeling Alive

If you want to really feel alive try helping the doctor pull a living human being out of your wife.

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I just read a stat that stated only 30-50% of people have an internal dialogue. That means there are 50%+ of the population walking around with NOTHING going on in their heads?!? Everything is starting to make more sense now.

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 Most of being an adult is whispering "fuck this" while doing it anyway.

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SELF PLEASURE: A TUTORIAL


Little "Drummer" Boy

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And for the ladies...

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3 comments:

MacGyver said...

Puzzle Time: Hippo Campus
You're right, they can't all be gems.

Anonymous said...

B11: Good start. Now try to catch onto the rest of the BS.

Anonymous said...

B5.... her real name was Idris Welsh. Aloha was a childhood nickname and Wanderwell comes from the Wanderwell Around the World Endurance Contest. Her adventurous tenacity started at a young age and is quite impressive.

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