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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Monday, December 19, 2022

MONDAY #5108

 One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: 

ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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FOOD FOR THOUGHT


How could anyone not be an organ donor?

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Fuck money, I think some of them should be prosecuted for dereliction of duty.

^^A2^^

If you disable a tank and the tank commander pops up, you shoot him. But if you disable an airplane and the pilot bales out you can't shoot him. That doesn't seem fair.

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The US Gov may be terrible in many ways but they can produce some bitching malware. Remember when they fried all of Iran's centrifuges?

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My #1 Advisor thinks that all hackers apprehended by the Feds are offered two options: go to jail or work for the NSA.

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So, let's ban the book with this gem...

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My friend thought my daughter was spoiled but I assured him that most kids smell like that.

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If the size doesn't matter why are there no 3-inch dildos?

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OBJECTS OF INTEREST


Pillars of Creation as imaged by the JWST

The combined NIRCam and MIRCam view of the Pillars of Creation. Image Credit: SCIENCE: NASA, ESA, CSA, STScI IMAGE PROCESSING: Joseph DePasquale (STScI), Alyssa Pagan (STScI), Anton M. Koekemoer (STScI)

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Interestingly, all of the spices go in the cornmeal mix and not the meat.

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Think of all the wonderful food because of immigration.

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Well, I don't get it. And I'm sure when one of you smart people explains it to me I'm going to feel like an idiot.

^^B5^^

I plan to use that locking mechanism on one of my boxes.

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Chain Gun Demo

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Howitzer Practice

-sound on-

It took a long time, didn't it?

^^B9^^

Dot Design

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Drama Bitch.

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The dog comes to his master's rescue.

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Horse Trick

I'll just be damned.

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Duck Family

If you had ducks as pets do you have to have a pond for them to swim in?

^^B15^^

How to Pick Up a Duck

^^B16^^

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I think the first place experts dropped the ball is when they named it "covid" instead of some medieval shit like "bloody lung" or "the red strangles".

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Due to her principles, my wife does NOT use Amazon unless, of course, she needs to buy something.

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PEOPLE OF NOTE


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David Bowie as Tilda Swinton, and Tilda Swinton as David Bowie.

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Standard two-cycle engine

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Winter Is Coming

By the way...

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Fireman and Blind Kid

Firemen visit elementary schools every year. Mostly they want to teach the kids not to be afraid of them. When a fireman enters a smoke-filled room in full gear and his breathing system makes a scary noise, children have been known to run away.

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A very wise man once told me that you don't write to be understood, you write so that you can't be misunderstood.

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Sea Rescue

Couldn't they have just floated?

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Two people having sex and they both have harmonicas in their mouths.

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Every year on New Year's Eve I think “no way they can turn this number into glasses” and every year I am wrong.

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EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED


The Buick LeSabre.  the official car of male pattern baldness.

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*MNBT

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Mugging Strategy

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Biking With a Twist

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Situational awareness at its finest.

^^D12^^


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10 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOL only one in ten will get this, i remember talking to cops because they had issues with their peers and i said should do some rome on them.. And

Check this hilarious song out

https://soundcloud.com/user-545615920/prince-op-fag-is-he-nsfw

Anonymous said...

^^A2^^

There's no duty to serve as ruled by your courts.

Anonymous said...

https://i.postimg.cc/BbNgBwrG/1671440089383.png

MIKE HARRIS said...

"Only one in ten..." might be a reference to the Ancient Roman army punishment of decimation. Lots were drawn and the short straw in ecery ten men of the cohort was executed. Now and again a lesser punishment might be imposed, such as the beating depicted in your illustration. It's rather opaque though; why not make it clearer?

Anonymous said...

b5
referring to the decimation of Roman troops to shut down a mutiny or to reinstate order and obedience.

billr said...

^^A1^^ I would love to be a donor, even of blood, but I've got a chronic disease with an unknown cause and they won't take my organs or blood for liability reasons – they don't wanna risk giving my cooties to anyone even if it might save their life. I find other ways to help out.

^^B1^ It's got a sort of Monkey's Paw look to it

^^B5^^ the mis-use of "decimate" is one of my two top pet peeves. The other one is "woah". It's spelled "whoa" dammit.

^^B9^^ This probably from Colorado, along I-70. They have to close down the interstate several times a winter because of avalanche threats. Sometimes they do this preemptively. Regular rock slides happen occasionally too. Fun stuff. There's a state law that requires trucks to use tire-chains during snow conditions. I think there's a $500 fine for non-compliance.

^^B13^^ Crows are smart fuckers

Anonymous said...

Happy Holidays weirdo!

Anonymous said...

A-7
That clinton is a slippery one.

Ralph Henry said...

Dear A7 Anon, Do you really want to compare cheat for cheat between Clinton and Trump. Really?
RH

Anonymous said...

A4: That's just wrong and it's good this is coming more to light.
Raul

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