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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Saturday, December 17, 2022

SATURDAY #5106

 One Of My Very Own

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Why can't we just be normal?

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I think it could have been targeting coordinates for Israeli nuke sites.

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Jesus Christ identified as bread for goodness sake.

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Hyperfixating on this is not enough I need to eat it.

- Christians with Jesus Christ

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Early on in our relationship, I asked my wife how she felt about pet names and she said, "Well you have to call them something".

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CAPTIONS MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER


I don't know about you, but it only takes me a week or so to learn who I can and who I can't joke with.

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I've often wondered why I don't hear from normal people.

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That was me a few years ago, now I can find a mime about ANYTHING!

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I've been saying that since I was twelve years old.

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I wouldn't miss a stroke.

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The same thing happens in the military.

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Where is Tom Hanks?!?

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I watched that again the other night and this time noticed that in one of the first scenes he shows us he has only one match left in his box.

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If you can't find it when you need it, it's the same as not having it.

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There is an inverse relationship between how well you know someone and how much you clean your house before having them over.

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All superheroes are villains if you're a construction worker.

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RANDOM BLOG FODDER


Can we just put this nipple prohibition up for a vote? What's next? Ass cheeks?

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What we found shocked us: not only was the empty one not really empty, but the full cartridge was far from full! With the help of the automated measurements tool in Voyager—our browser-based industrial CT analysis software—we found that right out of the box, only about 20% of the space inside the cartridge reservoir is occupied by toner. A cartridge deemed "empty" by the printer has only slightly less toner, about 15%. That 5% range seems to represent the entire capacity of the cartridge. But what exactly is inside? 

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If you ever go to Alaska, go in June - no mosquitos, no tourists, and no snow.

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On a road trip, I went into a store and bought beer, cigarettes, decks of poker cards, and snack food. I told the checkout clerk that if I had bought girlie magazines I would have all my vices covered.

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TV Repair

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There is probably a tastier bird that we're missing out on because evolution didn't favor it.

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*When I was writing I kept a notebook by my bed to jot ideas that came to me during the night.

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The commercials for the first color TVs must have been in black and white.

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UNUSUAL SINGERS


Singer 1

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Singer 2

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Singer 3

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Singer 4

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Singer 5

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This is how I picture Jesus giving a child cancer just to test the faith of its parents.

Gem of a guy.

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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Puzzle time = Remote wilderness...

Anonymous said...

B4: You do. It’s all about perspective.

Anonymous said...

B10: Exactly! I want a gig where I'm always perfect, but when I screw up, it's someone else's fault.

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