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Why can't we just be normal?
I think it could have been targeting coordinates for Israeli nuke sites.
Jesus Christ identified as bread for goodness sake.
Hyperfixating on this is not enough I need to eat it.
- Christians with Jesus Christ
Early on in our relationship, I asked my wife how she felt about pet names and she said, "Well you have to call them something".
CAPTIONS MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER
I don't know about you, but it only takes me a week or so to learn who I can and who I can't joke with.
I've often wondered why I don't hear from normal people.
That was me a few years ago, now I can find a mime about ANYTHING!
I've been saying that since I was twelve years old.
I wouldn't miss a stroke.
The same thing happens in the military.
Where is Tom Hanks?!?
I watched that again the other night and this time noticed that in one of the first scenes he shows us he has only one match left in his box.
If you can't find it when you need it, it's the same as not having it.
There is an inverse relationship between how well you know someone and how much you clean your house before having them over.
All superheroes are villains if you're a construction worker.
RANDOM BLOG FODDER
Can we just put this nipple prohibition up for a vote? What's next? Ass cheeks?
What we found shocked us: not only was the empty one not really empty, but the full cartridge was far from full! With the help of the automated measurements tool in Voyager—our browser-based industrial CT analysis software—we found that right out of the box, only about 20% of the space inside the cartridge reservoir is occupied by toner. A cartridge deemed "empty" by the printer has only slightly less toner, about 15%. That 5% range seems to represent the entire capacity of the cartridge. But what exactly is inside?
If you ever go to Alaska, go in June - no mosquitos, no tourists, and no snow.
On a road trip, I went into a store and bought beer, cigarettes, decks of poker cards, and snack food. I told the checkout clerk that if I had bought girlie magazines I would have all my vices covered.
TV Repair
There is probably a tastier bird that we're missing out on because evolution didn't favor it.
*When I was writing I kept a notebook by my bed to jot ideas that came to me during the night.
The commercials for the first color TVs must have been in black and white.
UNUSUAL SINGERS
Singer 1
This is how I picture Jesus giving a child cancer just to test the faith of its parents.
Gem of a guy.
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Puzzle time = Remote wilderness...
B4: You do. It’s all about perspective.
B10: Exactly! I want a gig where I'm always perfect, but when I screw up, it's someone else's fault.
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