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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Thursday, December 8, 2022

THURSDAY #5097

One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: 

ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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FUN WITH LANGUAGE


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If the Georgia election taught us anything it is that the present-day Trump-centered Republican Party has lost its right to govern.

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If you have to perform at your best all the time then it wouldn't be your best, it would be your norm.

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Not to brag but what a time to be childless.

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FOOD FOR THOUGHT


Every generation worries that this or that new technology is going to ruin their offspring. I can imagine Mrs. Caveman saying to her husband, "Just look at them staring at that fire you brought in here last week."

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"Out of Many, One."

*ALWAYS have it proofread.

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*I had a black friend set me straight about that very thing. White people's belief that everybody wants to be white is highly insulting.

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When your child is taught history in school, would you want them to learn exactly how Europeans treated the Native Americans?

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Teaching all history and not just the good parts is what history should be all about. But the Left tainted the whole process by naming it Critical Race Theory which sounds rather scary. I would have named it True Facts That Might Make You Uncomfortable.

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Situational Awareness #1 

I would have exited immediately.

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Situational Awareness #1 

I know it is dangerous to run toward the exit but I damn sure could go faster than that.

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Fried Turkey

And done wrong...

Many times they over-season fried turkeys. 

I prefer them smoked myself.

I also like it cooked in the oven, but trust me when I say NEVER TRUST THE OVEN. You have to monitor what is going on in there.

Otherwise, you risk this...

But in my opinion, if you don't have Deviled Eggs you might as well put that turkey away because your meal is ruined.

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I often ponder cultural inculcation and not just the food we prefer.

People take great pride in all accidents of birth: the country in which they were born, the religion their parents gave them, skin color, etc. There is nothing wrong with liking your situation but problems arise when this tribalism breeds contempt for anything "other".

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Just wait until the "We've always done this other way" crowd gets hold of that. These are the people who oppose ANY change regardless of its benefits.

But with that being said, think of the possibilities. We could just as easily eat Bengal Tiger, Bald Eagle, or with a little work, dinosaur. But think about this - would you eat human flesh if no one was harmed to obtain it?

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Massive protests break out in Zhengzhou, China, as protesters use barricades and guardrails to attack police who come to crack down on them.


The whole world seems to be striving for more freedom while at the same time America is banning books.

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A commenter recently told me that there is no difference between the political parties in America. Granted, both are seriously flawed, but one of them wants to let my daughter decide if and when she gives birth. Only one wants to decriminalize weed. Only one wants billionaires to pay more taxes. And only one party is led by Donald Trump.

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I think we just collectively, as a society, need to watch Musk and Zuckerberg have a fistfight in the parking lot of a Waffle House.

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Never eat any food offered to you by an adorable toddler. It might look like a cookie or piece of candy but it is actually the flu.

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RATHER ODD HUMAN BEHAVIOR


Is that even legal?

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The people who convinced you that getting rich was easy were the only ones making any real money.

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Coasting to Gas Station - or so we are told.

Something similar happened to me. My car started sputtering two blocks from the gas station. I was in a residential area and the gas station was on the other side of a four-lane road at a red light. So I sped up to about 50mph and coasted toward the intersection. But alas, two cars were waiting. But right when I neared the light changed green, one car turned left, and the other turned right and I was able to cross the intersection, turn into the station, and my car came to rest right at the pumps. And I swear that is true.

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Grandma Having Fun

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The Seasaw
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During my research into the Hokey Pokey and putting things in and out and shaking them about, I have concluded that it is about people who suffer from premature ejaculation.

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I remember the exact terrifying moment in 2020 when I realized my chances of survival directly depended on the common sense of others.

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OBJECTS OF INTEREST


Imagine being so exhausted that you just lay there and watch a lion eat you. But what I don't get is that the victim has the same horns as the rescuer.

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Never have I seen such a thing.

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A turtle swimming through a school of fish

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Sometimes octopuses ride on jellyfish like little hats.

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Watch very carefully.

Now let me remind you about the people who teach their dogs not to touch the trash by beating the shit out of a stuffed dog that touched the trash. Now think of what that dog in the clip must be thinking.

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Do you think that was photographed with a drone? I ask because I see no tire tracks.

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I bet they had a dozen identical trucks for all those takes.

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Laminar flow

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7 comments:

Anonymous said...

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That is legal where I live, Northern Wyoming, when my back gets to hurtin' I drag out the weed burner and melt that shit off.
BUT, it only works in certain situations. More than a couple of inches and you need the snowblower.

B. Baggins

Anonymous said...

Puzzle time Answer:
It would be Eeleagle (illegal)

Anonymous said...

Puzzle. Time: because it would be illegal. Eel-eagle.

Anonymous said...

D6 dog? dude, check your glasses. That is a horse.

billr said...

^^A13^ Croc Nuts. https://crocnuts.com.

Anonymous said...

B4:True Facts That Might Make You Uncomfortable, to wit: from what we know from The Twitter Files the REAL threat to democracy is and has been the democrats.

Ralph Henry said...

Dear B4 Anon, Yeah, nothing ruins democracy like healthcare for everyone, affordable college, acceptance of homosexuals, realizing black people are human, trying to make voting easier, etc, etc.
Think of Jan 6 when Democrats tried to stop the vote count through violence. Think of those Democrats who kept our nation's most sensitive secrets in a storeroom at his house. Lock 'em up, I say!
RH

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