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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Wednesday, December 7, 2022

WENESDAY #5096

One Of My Very Own

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FOOD FOR THOUGHT


Die Mannschaft before their game.

The rainbow armbands got much more attention by their forced removal than if they had just been allowed to wear them.

^^A1^^

After their shocking win against Germany, Japanese fans stayed after the match to clean up the stadium.

Even their locker room was left spotless.

^^A2^^


I have such mixed feelings about this...

I know animal control should be called to relocate the beast.

But if there was the remotest chance one of my children could be harmed, I'm afraid it would never leave my house alive.

^^A3^^

Having survived 9 months in Goose Bay, Labrador, I know that it is much safer to implement a two-man concept when out in weather like that. That way if you slip and knock yourself out you have someone to call for help so you don't lay there and freeze to death.

^^A4^^

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"It is unprecedented to be handing over Tax Returns"?

So, is he a liar or just too stupid to know the truth?

And now this...

Look, it's so simple to me. If all Trump supporters were to just ask themselves how they would feel if Obama had done the same things for the same exact reasons. I know for a fact I would be calling for Biden's prosecution if he mishandled classified documents or ordered his supporters to storm the Capitol to stop the vote count. I swear I would. I wanted Clinton prosecuted for perjury.

If you forgive Trump because he is "your guy" then you are what's wrong with this country.


^^A6^^

I have been advocating such things for decades. Hell, I want rainwater to be used to flush our toilets.

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My new saw has a built-in clamp to hold gigs and I strongly recommend it.

^^A10^^

The Bribe - listen carefully

^^A12^^

Alms

Indeed.

^^A13^^

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We’ve been sending transmissions into space for 100 years, so of course aliens avoid us. Earth is the douchebag at the beach blasting music on their Bluetooth radio.

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Mom: here comes the plane!

Precocious Baby: *Seinfeld voice* what’s the deal with airplane food!?

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OBJECTS OF INTEREST


What is that? I thought it was cash but it's not.

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A bit over-engineered.

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A magnificent living thing.

^^B3^^

Cleaning squirrel results in the most god-awful odor you've ever smelled and I don't know why.

^^B4^^

Look closely, I almost missed it.

^^B5^^

One would think that those seeds would be very expensive.

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1, 200-year-old step-well in India

For centuries, step-wells-which incorporated a cylinder well that extended down to the water table-provided water for drinking, washing, bathing, and the irrigation of crops. They also served as cool sanctuaries for caravans, pilgrims, and other travelers during the heat of the day or overnight.

^^B9^^

The stairs tell me it is just on display.

^^B10^^

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Wouldn't it be great if by hitting a note put that note on a piece of sheet music?

^^B12^^

The Great Wall of India

The Great Wall of India. You may not have heard much about the Great Wall of India. Yet it is the third longest wall in the world after the Great Wall of China and the Gorgan Wall in Iran often referred to as the "Red Snake". In India, it is one of the most important heritages of the Republic.

 Kumbhalgarh was built between 1443 and 1481 by Rana Kumbha and expanded in the 1800s. Built on top of a hill at an altitude of 1,100 meters, the fort is surrounded by walls 36 kilometers long. The walls are 4.5 meters thick, up to 15 meters wide, and have seven fortified gates

360 temples (Jain and Hindu) were erected within the fortress walls, of which only a few remain today.

Those are some steep-ass stairs.

^^B13^^

A drop of water falling perfectly onto a cone…

^^B14^^

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90-minute department meetings are like a thrilling live performance of an email.

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*I don't get it.

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I knew a woman who showed up to her Halloween work party dressed as Monica Lewinksy because she was sleeping with her boss.

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ON TRANSPORTATION


I did not know that.

^^C1^^

One reason those things ran so long is that there were fewer things to break.

Even my 1949 GMC only had a water pump and a generator and the rest of the moving parts were internal.

^^C2^^

Sure, he might get it rolling but he ain't never gonna stop it.

^^C3^^

I love solutions like that.

^^C4^^

At least we know he's not littering.

^^C5^^

Do. Not. Exit. The. Vehicle.

^^C6^^

I know trying not to get killed is highly motivating but imagine where we would be if all that time, effort, and money had gone into non-war-fighting endeavors.

^^C7^^

As I recall, Johnny Cash owned a Cadillac Pickup.

^^C8^^

Take another look at this.

I am 100% certain that if the men standing around had all worked together they could have pulled that car back onto the pavement.

^^C9^^

Demon Rum casts another spell...

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WHERE WAS HIS SPOTTER?!?!

^^C12^^

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I bet everyone had that one weird uncle who taught them how to do weird stuff like forage for berries or catch upstream salmon in their mouths and sleep for 6 months at a time just like my Uncle Bear.

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My wife lost her keys again..while driving her car.

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QUESTIONABLE HUMAN ACTIVITY


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^^D3^^

I am positive that would happen to me.

^^D4^^

I find nothing humorous in that.

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^^D9^^

Just another reason not to do that.

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^^D11^^

I thought all malls had elevators for such things.

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I think that happens when you load your own shells and use too much powder.

^^D14^^

Remember this guy?

^^D15^^

Yeah, he better run.

^^D16^^

Why?

That is so very silly and I still laughed out loud.

^^D17^^


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7 comments:

Anonymous said...

B1: it's cheap camouflage.

Anonymous said...

Puzzle. Time: Clint Eatwood. (Eastwood).

Ron B said...

Clint Eatswood

Anonymous said...

Puzzle Time.... Clint Eastwood.

Fardygardy said...

alligator cartoon....
when people walk to work together but work in different locations, it is common to say "this is me" instead of "this is my workplace."

Anonymous said...

A7 "grey water" The water that drains from showers and sinks, can be used to flush toilets.

billr said...

^^A7^^ Hell, up until a couple of years ago it was illegal in Colorado for homeowners to collect rainwater falling off their roof.

Bizarro comic after ^^B14^^ relates to the urban myth of pet alligators released into the sewers of NYC

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