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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Thursday, December 15, 2022

THURSDAY #5104

 One Of My Very Own

*I read somewhere that "milkshakes bring the boys to your yard" was referring to breasts. Is that true?

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OPINIONS AND OBSERVATIONS


This has never happened before. Shit like that is a direct result of corporations being able to buy politicians with massive campaign contributions.

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So much for "It takes a village". Do parents need more time off? YES!

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My first wife was a Chopin master. I listened to her practice for years...and loved it.

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During a discussion on religion, my opponent's argument rests on the "fact" that it was written in the Bible. I asked if he thought all of mankind began with one man and his clone and he said that he had to because it was written in the book. That man needed answers to questions that have no answer (what happens to me after I die) and as illogical as it is, the Bible offers answers.

But real problems arise when religion is merged with governance.

And for you people who claim that religion is much too complicated to have been invented by mere mortals, I offer just one of the hundreds of other manmade religions with millions of people who believe in them as strongly as any Christian believes in the Bible.

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*Verification Requested

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When your wife says "I'm cold" don't be an idiot and say "Me, too". Instead say, "Well, damnit, honey, I can't control the weather."

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Wikipedia built the modern Library of Alexandria using nothing but nerds' need to correct each other.

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YOU HAVE A CHOICE


It could be argued that what separates good people from bad people is that bad people lack empathy.

Some people base every single social challenge on how much it will increase their taxes.

"I got mine and fuck everybody else" could be our downfall.

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People scream about this as if teaching the truth is evil. I want my grandson to know that when I rode a bus at his age the black people had to ride in the back. Will it traumatize him? I hope it will traumatize him enough that he will work to make sure that shit like that is never allowed again.

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And most of us hate the insurance that we PAY for...

Insurance corporations are a huge added burden in our relationship with our caregivers. It makes billions of profits that under any other system would go to real healthcare instead of dividends to stockholders.

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My young friends tell me that they actually use Trump support as a filter for potential friends. But note: They are not anti-conservative. They are anti-cult.

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Be very careful about people just making shit up to further their agenda.

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I actually had a commenter "accuse" me of always insisting on taking the moral high ground. Think about that for a minute.

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*Verification Requested

"Vaccine hesitancy"? Did that term along with "quiet quitting" come from some "Ministry of Truth" somewhere?

So much unneeded death and suffering because of one man's ego. Trump downplayed the science & now most of his supporters have made decision after decision that goes against their own best self-interest.

And they call Dems sheep because we follow the advice of our doctor.

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That's not fair. Laying any kind of blame on relatives is counterproductive. We could find bad actors in anyone's background.

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5 by 5 Rule: If it's not going to matter in 5 years then don't spend more than 5 minutes worrying about it.

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I'm at the "we'll see" stage of my life. With everything and everyone, we'll see.

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GET LEARNT


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*Verification Requested

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Newfangled Farming

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Glacier Cave

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Every time I talk about milk, I unnecessarily clarify "not breastmilk" just to make people uncomfortable.

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I'm a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you get all your A-list clothes back in the game.

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WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT


He may never have sex again.

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My wife attended an exclusive private college and someone kept stealing everyone's chocolate from the fridge. So, my wife and her friends made fudge out of Ex-lax. The thief had to be rushed to the hospital and almost fucking died from an overdose.

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This looks like my wife's therapist calling his therapist the moment my wife leaves his office.

*MNBT

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So what? A lot of us fit that description.

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He took the words right out of my mouth.

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The Road

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A Word From The Front

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Does it cook it?

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Are you a Christian? Explain this relationship to me, please. Take as long as you like.

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What would this tell Harry?






13 comments:

billr said...

The Public Service Announcement seems to be broken.

Anonymous said...

Puzzle time, Drywall Stocker!!!

Anonymous said...

B1: It was so cold in Chicago that someone saw a liberal with his hands in his own pockets.

Anonymous said...

B2: Rinse and repeat, Rinse and repeat, Rinse and repeat, Rinse and repeat

Anonymous said...

B6: Thought about it and it’s clear to me that you just “think” you are taking the moral high ground.

Anonymous said...

B8: More crap…fake news at best. The guy was no MAGA type and neither am I. He was gay and mentally ill.

Anonymous said...

C3: When are you leaving? Not soon enough.

Ralph Henry said...

Dear Billr, I ran out. Some of the other sections at the end are also getting dangerously low.
RH

Ralph Henry said...

Dear Puzzle Time Anon, You're a hazard, Harry.
RH

Ralph Henry said...

Dear B6 Anon, Read it again, Sparky. It says someone else said it.

Ralph Henry said...

Dear C3, Please explain what you mean. I'm a bit confused.
RH

Anonymous said...

B6 Anon replying: I’m reasonably sure in your attempted disgracing of another commenter you missed his/her/them/they/it’s obvious reference to your endless virtue signaling.

Ralph Henry said...

Dear B6 Anon, "Disgracing"? I'm much too virtuous to stoop to disgracing.
RH

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