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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Wednesday, December 14, 2022

WENESDAY #5103

 One Of My Very Own

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FOOD FOR THOUGHT


I sincerely believe that that man is a danger to our country and how he could be idolized - even worshipped - by so many is beyond my understanding.

^^A1^^

Yes, words matter.

^^A2^^

And it has nothing to do with weed. My state will fight ANY change no matter what it is.

^^A3^^


The game is rigged and we are not on the winning team. And the rules are simple - you have to pay to play and if you don't have the money you more than likely never will.

^^A4^^

If you need examples just read some of the comments on this blog.

^^A5^^

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"Space heater" is an excellent nickname for the sun.

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All visitors from Alabama should be forced to explain why.

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ON THE NAUGHTY BITS


^^B1^^

I SAW THAT MOVIE! That bull is about to whip that smile off her face.

^^B2^^

What is that supposed to be?

^^B3^^

Ala-fucking-bama.

^^B4^^

I'll just take your word for it.

^^B5^^

^^B6^^

^^B7^^

If I were a fashion designer...

^^B8^^

^^B9^^

That guy who likes to comment about his doubt of my sexual history liked to do that to my dick and then eat them off.

^^B10^^

I knew a waitress who spilled a drink on a customer's lap and then vigorously tried to wipe it up with a towel.

^^B11^^

Don't tell me what to do.

^^B12^^

I thought it was a clip from my honeymoon.

^^B13^^

^^B14^^

*MNBT

^^B15^^

I won't tell anyone I won the lottery but there will be signs.

^^B16^^

I couldn't get past the first five seconds.

^^B17^^

That's illegal?!?!

^^B18^^

^^B19^^

I haven't a clue.

^^B20^^

My wife knows how to get me off the internet...

^^B21^^

^^B22^^

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I can't imagine a more embarrassing death than being beaten to death with a candlestick in a library by someone named Colonel Mustard.

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I prefer the English spelling of diarrhea which is "diarrhoea" because it looks like someone lost control of their vowels.

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WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT


After what I've seen online, I will avoid every puddle I come across.

^^C1^^

What an amazing photograph...

^^C2^^

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A best-seller in the 1540s.

^^C4^^

I tried to get everyone to call my mother "Memaw" and it just didn't take.

^^C5^^

^^C6^^

That reminds me of that guy in India who inch-wormed across the country.

^^C7^^

^^C8^^

I'm pretty sure I know how he broke his arm - the first time he tried to do that.

^^C9^^

This took me MUCH too long...

^^C10^^

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^^C14^^

*Apparently, that photograph is not the queen but is commonly attributed to her. Source Wikipedia.

^^C15^^

TRUE STORY: I answered an ad in the back of some magazine when I was a kid that stated that I could make 25¢ a piece stuffing envelopes. To find out how I had to tape a quarter to a piece of paper and send it and a self-addressed stamped envelope to an address provided. When I got the reply, it said, PUT YOUR OWN AD IN A MAGAZINE.

^^C16^^

That's one talented bird.

^^C17^^

The Cup Game

I'm not sure I understand the rules of that game.

^^C18^^

Dog Rescue

^^C19^^

The Complete Asshole

^^C20^^


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Doesn't that whole store of the desert temptation just sound like some guy wrote it?

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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

^^C14^^
The artist really nailed it

billr said...

^^B8^^ What's with her face? I know, why am I looking at her face? But still.

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