TUESDAY #5123

One Of My Very Own

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PONDERABLES

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10 years since we lost these babies at Sandy Hook. 

Don’t forget about them.

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This self-imposed isolation is one of the best things to ever happen to me. I am completely stress-free.

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FOOTBALL?!?!?!

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This is Sonia Sharifi. She is 16.

She was arrested during demonstrations in Iran, and is currently booked for execution for the crime of "fighting against God."

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*The sister of someone very dear to me was just sentenced to 10 years by the same people.

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NFL Thursday Night Football

Amazon bought Thursday Night Football and you can only watch it on Prime. I watched it a couple of times on my wife's computer (mine has been shut out) and what amazed me was that half of the ads were for Prime - the same Prime you had to have to watch it.

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I immediately change the channel when a news program even mentions the royals.

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White Dolls

It used to be that if you caught someone lying to you then you never trusted them again. Nowadays, people just refuse to acknowledge the evidence.

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Don't look at me if we are in a "Must Not Laugh" situation.

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My wife doesn't have an advent calendar so she just opens cupboard doors and eats whatever is in there.

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FOR AMUSEMENT ONLY

I caught sight of this out of the corner of my eye as I was driving in my neighborhood. I turned around to take photos.

And prohibitions against such things are why I have never and will never live with a homeowner's association.

I think he's humping it!

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Might I suggest anger management? Or a few hits off a bong.

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I bet he practices in front of a huge mirror.

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Pay attention...

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I'll just leave this here...

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This is where I get off.

"Get off".

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Ice Auger

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Skater

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Marijuana PSA

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Imagine how good life would be if you had a young nursing assistant by your side all day.

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If you don't find farts funny you are choosing to have less joy in your life but the exact same amount of farts.

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OBJECTS OF INTEREST

More anasaphilia... 

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We live in amazing times.

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Cutting a ring off.

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Hell yeah!

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Do. Not. Do. This!!!!

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Cute little standing snake.

Not-so-cute standing snake.

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The oldest existing cat flap, Exeter Cathedral

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Hand Moves A Thing

Oh gee, I wonder what people are going to do with that.

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Bullet and Broken Glass Race

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Sorting Fruit By Size

I've had many conversations with an engineer who designed industrial machinery and he was as much an artist as I am.

Note: His research of the plant site in South Carolina told him that there are about as many days that require air conditioning as require heating. So, he had them install a water spraying system for the roof of the 500,000 sq. ft. building thus saving them a fortune. The water was, of course, recycled.

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Squirrel Cookie

Do you think that was a complete coincidence?

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Sheepdog

I looked at that a dozen times.

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I'm going to create a website called Older Fans and it's just me telling you what body part hurts today and what minuscule task I was doing that caused it.

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Who would build a bear into this world right now?

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PEOPLE WHO DO THEIR THING BETTER THAN I DO ANYTHING

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God, that looks so good.

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I enjoy this.

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Paper Cutter

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Highwire Worker

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This is what is supposed to happen...

This is what happened...

They called that a "zero-zero ejection". I'll guess that it means zero feet elevation and zero speed.

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Foot Organ

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Making a Fridge

Probably to keep the dogs out of his meat.

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Stone Balancer

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*Verification Requested

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