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The look on his face...
I can't imagine being this drunk...
What does that #5 symbol mean?
I've made an observation that I would like to share.
Women have a love/hate relationship with hair. Some hair (head hair, eyelashes, and eyebrows only) are lavished with attention. Vast sums of money and hours are spent making sure those hairs are perfect. But every other hair on their body MUST BE ERADICATED no matter how time-consuming, painful, or expensive.
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BTW: While looking for a woman messing with her hair I clicked on the image above. What I didn't know was that it was an ad for wigs and now my computer is filled with pop-ups like this one.
Guard Duck
Lawyer Ad
We memorized phone numbers. We memorize driving instructions. No one knew what we looked like. No one could reach us. We were gods.
I don't want to get up. I want to stay in bed until the day my grandson wins tickets to the chocolate factory.
IMAGES SANS LANGUAGE
Oh, my.
"Let's meet up really early on Saturday morning."
- psychopaths
They teach teens about safe sex by having them put condoms on bananas but it's only a matter of time before those teens figure out how much better bananas are without condoms.
OBJECTS OF INTEREST
I might do something similar with one of my boxes.
My girlfriend in high school drove a GTO.
I hate to be picky, but if you turned the seat around backward then your load's body weight would be over the axle.
So what? When in Paris we would stagger into our room at night, wash up, and go to sleep. The next morning we hit the streets early. Total time looking at the room - about 20 minutes.
With all that imagination he forgot to imagine that it would have an off switch.
I want that technology on the roof of every electric vehicle in the country.
And every day your fish have a stroll around their neighborhood.
It's like my mom always said...
"What the fuck is wrong with you?"
Mama Bear: The porridge is ready.
Papa Bear: Perfect, let's leave for a couple of hours.
GET LEARNT
I wonder if it moves faster than that.
I bet some of that stuff is worth more today than it was back then.
As I recall, the protective bladder is filled with water.
That is old news, of course, but I can't imagine after all the stress tests they must have had to do - how the hell did that happen?
But how many people can read it?
First 3D printed house in Germany
Boat
Ice Removal
Do you suppose the surface was coated with something before the ice?
Train Cramming
Do you think human beings were meant to live like that?
I really want to live off the grid but I also really, really like getting my packages in two days.
Does anybody know where those eight maids be milkin'?
SERIOUSLY, FOLKS
My initial thought was that this was part of the supply chain somewhere overseas, where it’s still a terrible practice but much more difficult to enforce, but then realized I’d read the article title correctly. America is regressing. All those folks who want America to be back to the “good ol’ days” are getting what they want. Women’s rights, voter rights, LGBTQ rights, and civil justice are all getting reversed and fucked over and now kids are working in factories again. “kiDS tHeSe dAYs HAve nO woRk EthIC”. Welp here’s a link:
Said to be Elon's flight records.
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In Idaho, Carmen Jubilee has been actively miscarrying for over a week. Even as she grows pale and weak, the state will not allow her to get an abortion despite her life being in danger.
Carmen has documented her struggles on Tiktok so other women might not suffer the same cruelty.
I saw this and it reminded me of somebody.
This is Chris Sununu the governor of New Hampshire.
I want you to keep an eye on that guy because he's going places.
I think he knew what he was doing.
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D2 - that's a picture of the Belize Reef Blue hole. https://www.cntraveler.com/stories/2015-10-05/greatest-scuba-diving-site-on-earth-blue-hole-belize
Puzzle time : cup with a screw on lid.
A9.... I think women shave because that's what men want and not necessarily what they want to do.... at least not on a regular basis. As a woman, shaving is a time consuming pain in the ass. Altho, I remember the first time I was allowed to shave the dark long hair on my legs. I was 12 years old and my parents finally gave in to such a "mature" ritual because my hairy legs looked gnarly in nylon stockings. It looked like I had critters for legs. **This was a time when a female never wore a dress without nylons (with a garter belt no less). Another item men find sexy and is actually very uncomfortable to wear. I sang, "Thank You Baby Jesus" when pantyhose became available. With all that said, hairy arm pits produce more body odor than shaved ones and it was nice to have the smooth feeling legs as apposed to looking and feeling like Sasquatch. LOL
Dear Ms. Anon, "Women shave because that's what men want and not necessarily what they want to do." So, you want to do it because it pleases men? But that still means you want to do it.
RH
Dear Ralph, you remind me a lot of my cousin when I talk about any subject with him. I shaved for my own comfort as in less body odor and the feeling of smooth legs.... so yea, I want to when I feel like it. I have not followed the fad of shaving my cooter because that IS what men want. Fuck them if I look like a woman and not a 12 year old girl.
And oh! I mention hispanic nations because I find Italians while being also very Catholic don't have an attachment to do passion plays as much as Hispanics do (As an example, it's HUGE in the phillipines and was once a Spanish colony)
Then why do lesbians shave, wax and laser? I don't know many women that like body hair.
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