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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Wednesday, January 18, 2023

WENESDAY #5138

One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: 

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For whatever reason, in gleaning the internet for worthwhile content I found many more MP4s than usual and almost all of them will require sound. 

With that said, I really like this post.

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FUN WITH LANGUAGE


Hundreds of times I've been painting on a mural and a person would walk up and ask if I was the artist. I just looked at them quizzically.

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I really do love language.

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Speaking of loopholes...

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Years ago I read this:

There is no morality in the boardroom.

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I read that months ago and still think of it often.

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Fucking hamburger help me!

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Am I supposed to wear the fanny pack over the gut or underneath it? I don't want to look like a dork.

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OBJECTS OF INTEREST



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"I finally managed to complete a 2000 mines' grid in Minesweeper. Took me so long, so many traps and mistakes! Just in time for the New Year too! Feels good."

*That is one of the few common puzzles that I'm not good at.

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They do that with stock market charts all the time.

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I KNEW IT!

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My father's tamales were the best I've ever tasted. His trick was to grind together beef and chicken to make the filling.

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Guess what this is.


It wasn't stated but I think it's a Bull Penis.

I would at least try it...maybe just the tip to see if I like it.

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Epcot's China Pavilion

When I was there a worker was painting part of the entrance to look like marble. I watched him for a few minutes then told him that I had also used a feather to make the streaks in it. He looked at me the exact same way I looked at countless people who walked up to me while I was painting a mural to tell me they also painted a mural.

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Restroom

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Most grandma/reindeer collisions are entirely preventable.

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If a crockpot recipe starts with "brown" or "saute" we are done.

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CREATURES GREAT AND SMALL


It was stated that the frog barely escaped being eaten.

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Bat Dance

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For my bird brothers and sisters...

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Bug Drama

-sound on-

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Dog Dancing

Let's see a cat do that.

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Duck Prank

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The Lady and the Cat

There's a joke about an out-of-control lady part in there someplace.

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Rooster Crow

Laughter is indeed contagious.

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You know it's cold out when you trip over dog poop instead of stepping in it.

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Studies have shown that intelligent people swear more than stupid motherfuckers.

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MISCELLANEOUS HUMAN FOLLY


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Finally, an example of exemplary situational awareness.

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He's going to go far.

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How does he clean out those rubber pants?

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That is the guy who also has drugs.

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Speaking of drugs...

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Have you ever wondered what Greta Thunberg does for fun?

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Let's hike, they said. It will be fun, they said.

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Magical Cabinets

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Mento Prank

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Say "Pumpkin Pie", Grandma.

(Grandma is from the old country)

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Pay attention.

Those things always get me.

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A wonderful cardio workout

I feel a kinship with those folks because I used to watch them practice once a week.

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Trumpists

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A repost I like to listen to every once in a while.

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Subway Aid

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ON A SERIOUS NOTE


NATO Secretary General, Jens Stoltenberg, explains why supporting Ukraine is important.

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Working Class

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Trans

And to think, a whole group of Americans completely lose their shit over a guy dressing like a girl. Sad that.

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Jimi Hendrix

I wish I could do anything as good as he does his thing.

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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

^^B1^^
Sears was the Amazon of the time, they completely missed the whole internet boat thingy besides making other stupid business decisions. It could have been all so different.

billr said...

^^D16^^ If they tried that in Boston the guy coming out of the machine would get shot in 5-4-3-2-1 seconds.

^^D20^^ What always amazed me about Jimi and all the rest of those folks is they could do the same thing over and over again, and make it look like they were making it up on the spot.

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